What do you need to fix

Itt: Post everything wrong with your car

>2002 Impreza
>need to replace timing belt
>both fog lights have blown out
>need to replace alternator
>front rotors are almost shot
>windshield sprayer has stopped working
>new rattle coming from the rear suspension

small paint chip on the hood
small dent on the rear passenger quarter pannel
tune is a bit rich

honestly i am torn on spending money to fix this shit because its gonna be really really expensive and its not necessary for the car to run good

Interior issues
New plastic panel around the steering wheel, have parts, never installed it. Bought this shit last year
New rubber around hand brake
Clean/wash carpets and stains around the car

Exterior
Body paint is falling apart
Passenger rim is cracked, not trying to jinx myself, but it is a large rim crack might wreck one day

Engine
Could use a new battery but haven't had any actual issues yet

'99 Impreza WRX
Interior:
The dash has developed a rather nasty rattle thanks to the local road surfaces being rubbish.
Exterior:
A multitude of paint chips and small dings from asshats in parking lots including the mother of all shopping cart dents where some old hag pushed it against my car to get it to stay still to unload her shopping.
Mechanical:
Needs a new clutch soon, rear main seal is leaking a bit of oil, there is a tiny crack in the sump, shift bushings are in dire need of replacement and as of last week the timing belt is squeeking.

1987 E32 750
>blower controls are fucked, either full blow or none at all
>heater controls fucked due to the magnetic valve running dry
>leaks hydraulic fluid from somewhere, probably the engine mounts
>ashtray is missing, leaving a gaping hole in the dashboard
>previous owner applied 2 sided tape to the interior, doesn't come off
>gauge cluster glass is missing
>both rear door latch cables are broken, can't be opened from the inside
>rear seat electric controls not working
And a cherry on top
>rear left self levelling suspension unit is leaking

1992 E34 530 "vee ayte" wagon
>no radio
>no 12" subwoofers
>engine mounts are shredded and leak
>rust in the right front wheel arch
>engine for some reason does not like doing anything under 3k RPM, just stutters

2004 E60 530d
>leaking oil from somewhere
>horn doesn't work, had to remove fuse or it goes off ad infinitum

That about sums it up off the top of my head.
I just can't get rid of them nor do I want to as driving them is fun, but at times they do drive me upp the fucking wall (figuratively) and owning them ain't no easy task. Especially with my barely 20k a year income.

>need a new plastic bumper and fog lights from minor accident
>a few lights on the dash are out
>CEL turns on and off at random times
>oil leak I can't seem to find
>leaks water into the interior by the passenger door and driver side suicide door
I'm mostly concerned with the bumper because I know it won't help when I'll eventually sell this shit box

>what do you need to fix
My life

Oh forgot one
>unknown clicking noise when I turn right or shift the weight in just the right way
No idea what this could be, I'm hoping it's just a part of the bumper that's loose

>1991 Miata
>I put it in a guardrail and now the fender and bumper are damaged
>...
>When I got a new phone (S7) the radio doesn't like it now? It's super quiet and low quality.
:v)

Replace the Catalytic Converter, right headlight is foggy, replace the left side panel, buy a new car bra or get rid of it and fix the paintjob. Fix the rear defrost.