/nosg/ - Nostalrius General

the disconnects while in the queue are intentional

if no one in-game is disconnecting and the server isn't crashing

instead of opting for another server they'll just infinitely rotate ~10k people to get their hopes up and keep them busy

soglad i decided to go to work today and get to go snowboarding instead of wait around all day for this bullshit
maybe ill get on before i decide to go to sleep. thank god for dungeon crawl stone soup too

>position in queue: 59

hold me bros I just wanna make it through the gates

those pearl white gates aren't as magical as you think

...

I logged into my charater BlakGuyJones but it's asking me to rename him

faggot GM should have done this instead of kicking me

I was tempted to name him BlakGuyJamal but I don't want to get kicked and put into queue again.

>been in queue all day
>gotten to character creation twice
>disconnected both times and characters disappeared
I WILL NOT SLEEP UNTIL I AT LEAST GET ONE OF MY FUCKING NAMES

Honestly before all this queue bullshit from these vodka retards I was a republican but after today I've seen the light. There is too much corruption in Russia that works to bring down the common man. I DO believe they tampered with our election, and I DO believe they are getting some kind of sick pleasure from seeing Americans slave away at a computer screen in hopes to relive a once great era in gaming.

I...I.....I'm with HER, /nosg/. And I... I believe... I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!

I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!

I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!

I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!

I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!

I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!

did you buy any chinese gold on your account? do you speak chinese?

if not disconnect

>Start kicking non china isps out of the queue

fucking top l

Gonna make an undead rogue

>gonna be worth much?
No-one has any gold, so no it'll be worth less than vendor price.

WHO DO I HAVE TO WHISPER FOR A INVITE TO SALTY DOGS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

They will sell queue bypasses, let's say 5 a month. Assume 10k people get one. 50000 a month. How Mich does server hosting cost? These guys could make a fortune
Warm and makes 2 million a year and I see no reason these guys couldn't double that by selling mounts or some shit
People will defend the no matter what so the sky is the limit

Why not just launch 2 concurrent servers with high caps? I mean they must have anticipated the que times given the popularity of nost.

please god no they're not that scummy please no

You aren't getting your name unless it's an obscure personal name. In which case you can get it anytime and don't have to go through this bullshit.

I clicked cancel
I hate you people

I'm just going to use my time machine to go back a few hours and try different methods to connect to the server.

...

managed to get names on both the pve and pvp server, so i'm not too worried, if i can actually get in to make the fucking characters.

I got the same screen it disconnects you no matter what

DON'T BELIEVE ELYSIUM'S LIES, /nosg/! It's a trap set up by Putin himself to spy on Americans and get their regular login info! They're going to hack you like they hacked the election!

Haha have fun freshcucks.

They are considering opening additional servers, according to their twitter guy.

12k que, got down to under 1k,

>disconnected

yea fuck this shit

>get a bit chilly
>put on hoody
>sit back down and pick up keyboard
>sleeve hit bottom right enter key to switch realms

anyone got some self inflicted DC stories while we wait again for the xth time to login?

>10:50 AM in Beijing

Ni hao, /nosg/! You thought the last 10 hours were bad? Now you will know true suffering.

>Why not just launch 2 concurrent servers with high caps?
>I mean they must have anticipated
Bullshit. The number of anons relentlessly false flagging or attempting to predict the death of either nost pvp or elysium pvp suggests a widespread fear that there wouldn't be enough people to fill out those two servers, let alone another.

It'll drop down to a

for the love of god pls an Asia server

HAHA BRO I TROLLED YOU
HEY WHAT'S YOUR NAME BRO?

>tfw logged on immediately when the server went up, got in before the queue, got my name and a shit ton of others

HOW DO I LEAVE SALTY DOGS PLEASEEEEEEEE

>tank is a tall night elf girl who calls me sweetie

>dirtbag devs are getting a slice of the chinese pie
>have done nothing but fuck with the server since fresh launched
>implying they were ever not a stereotype of money-grubbing bastards

really gets your neurons firing

So we're playing on Elysium now?

IVE BEEN THROUGH 3 15000 QUES AND DC WHEN THEY FINISH FUCCCCKK!!!!!

how do i leave a guild?

I joined salty dogs but the amount of erp in the guild is pissing me off.

>If you get disconnected in queue, make sure to restart your client before attempting to reconnect.

All this does is make me hate Blizzard even more for no making actual servers holy shit I hate being at the mercy of braindead slavs and their chink masters

IM IN, AFTER 3 HOURS OF WAITING TO GET INTO A QUEUE, AND 6 HOURS OF HAVING TO GO THROUGH THE QUEUE TWICE, I'M IN

AND I'M STUCK ON RETRIEVING REALM LIST REEEEEEEEE

My names always get taken sooner or later though, best to get them day one.

is ther a way to filter these fucking images

Click cancel

>tfw played for a good 5 hours and made it to level 10

how do you people even talk when levelling is so active

>played until level 10
>it was boring as shit the whole time and felt i was pretty much forcing myself to play

does it get better?

you know saying this again makes me think you are trying to get the real blackguyjones b& you faggot.

Kill yourself faggot

Which Kung Fu movie should I watch while waiting in queue? Pic related, my favorite kung fu movie.

no

no, quit now, bye.

I DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO BECAUSE I JUST GOT D/C FROM THE FUCKING RETRIEVING REALM LIST SCREEN

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Not even a joke, it gets exponentially worse. Level 32 is only 25% of the total XP needed to get to 60. You should quit because you will hate yourself for wasting time on something you don't like.

We are literally all in queue

is it bad that i'm more concerned with trying to fuck over xiao than play the actual game?

How do i leave salty dogs?

I was promised no trannies but then i touch bone??

WILL ALL CHINKS GO ALLIANCE?

I NEED TO KNOW

So are they going to actually make another server?

that is the game

5 deadly venoms
no, and youll have to queue again like this if you ever disconnect or log out. ENJOY!
/gquit

After 7 hours...

1600

I just wanna kill chinks and quit, I have no desire to raid at all

ESTIMATED TIME: 20 MINUTES

HERE WE GO

I forgot babyfurs existed. I don't know whether to be mad or cringe. Mad-cringe.

if anyone is about to start levelling a:

dorf/gnome
nelf
forsaken (get triggered lad)

post your ign and i'll join you

Got thru the queue (after ~6 hours)
What the fuck is the Alliance guild? Its not in the OP

Who can't even get into the que here?

Enter my password then disconnected.

>make it through the queue and make my characters
>disconnected

oh well at least I saved my character names

>tfw got in early and got to level 15
>feel burned out but gonna sit on the login screen now so none of you faggots can get in

>wanting to play with Veeky Forums

That's it! That's what I'm naming my character! Babyfur!

No it gets worse

Finish the undead campaing my dude

Get out of the starter zone, the higher up you get the more options you have and people spread out. As soon as I hit Barrens things thinned out a lot, the huge mob of people take ages to level. Now I'm just taking things a bit slower while I eat and farm mobs for a few quests.

having actual friends to play with outside of Veeky Forums

press alt + f4 for priority queue! (:

are the faggot GMs gone for the day or are they going to do something about this shit

>Wait 5 hours in a queue
>Login
>Starter zones are fucking packed, can't do most quests even in a group
>Get disconnected
>wait 5 hours in queue again

Surely you guys have other enjoyable things to do

DCed at 1.3k.
I'm done for today boys
good night

wtf i hate you now

>tfw could be level 10 getting into westfall right now but the fucking cunts restarted the server and I haven't been able to get in again despite being trying to log in ever since

this fucking sucks

>thinking he'll ever be getting rolling Ignites
Naxx is two years away my man lol

>browsing the internet while in game afk
don't really feel like playing desu

whoever wanted qtlolitrap saved let me know whenever you want the name

Lets all donate to help them stop the 6 million concurrent DDOS attacks :)!

that was me I want it now

i just got in right now please delete it and let me have it

>try to log in since server launched
>finally log in after my third round through the the queue
>stay connected long enough to set my class as Human Paladin
>about to start working on my character when suddenly, DC

I can't believe that just happened. I....I don't know how I should feel right now. I just spent ten hours trying and failing to log in. TEN. HOURS.