Look, anyone who thinks you gotta make a truck heavier to make it stronger has been working too long without a hard hat. Meet the all-new 2017 Ford Super Duty. They cut weight with a high strength military-grade aluminum alloy body and reinvested a big chunk of it to beef up the high strength steel frame, forging the most capable heavy-duty pickup in America. Time to punch work in the face. This is the next level. This is the Ford Super Duty.
Look, anyone who thinks you gotta make a truck heavier to make it stronger has been working too long without a hard hat...
Kayden Sullivan
Mason Wilson
yeah just dont take it to the car wash
Angel Torres
I would think you need some degree of mass for traction, though I don't know if there's an upper limit or if the benefit is negligible at some point, or you could just throw ballast into the cargo space anyways.
Caleb Adams
You do need weight for traction, but you get diminishing returns as weight increases.
Carter Morgan
>tfw i want to buy a 2017 f350
>tfw work white collar software job
>everyone would give me shit
think im still gonna do it
fuck it
Aaron Morales
Okay. Anyone like coming in first place? In everything that matters? Introducing the all new 2017 Ford Super Duty. The only high strength military-grade aluminum alloy body heavy-duty pickup. It takes first place in every measure of tough. Best in class towing. Best in class payload. Best in class horsepower, and best in class torque. Winner winner, chicken dinner. This is the all-new Ford Super Duty, 2017 Motor Trend Truck of the Year.
Luis Cooper
godmachine
Jeremiah Edwards
hey look it's fords advertising agency, here to shitpost about one of the three identical pick-ups that are sold in america
Brandon Diaz
t. gm's marketing team
Elijah Gomez
Too bad it can't haul shit and haul ass at the same time
>Ford btfo
Angel Evans
>I would think you need some degree of mass for traction
That comes from the payload. There is absolutely no gains to be had throwing dummy dry weight at a truck for the sake of traction. All it does is impede on the payload you're allowed to carry under a given GVM.
Stay assmad fangirl.
Jonathan Gomez
>Too bad it can't haul shit
You're speaking as though the 530kg payload in that ute is impressive.
Carter Stewart
>i get all my car knowledge from Forza
stay assmad busrider
Nolan Campbell
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Wyatt Torres
>stay assmad fangirl
ford's advertising agency can't even come back with anything except 3 year old memes
Hudson Roberts
(OP)
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Benjamin Murphy
The front end looks alien. Do people actually buy these because they want one or is F150 just a band name now?
David Murphy
Okay. Anyone like coming in first place? In everything that matters? Introducing the all new 2017 Ford Super Duty. The only high strength military-grade aluminum alloy body heavy-duty pickup. It takes first place in every measure of tough. Best in class towing. Best in class payload. Best in class horsepower, and best in class torque. Winner winner, chicken dinner. This is the all-new Ford Super Duty, 2017 Motor Trend Truck of the Year.
Brandon Davis
I reckon it looks modern, and has menacing presence. I don't understand the criticism modern pickup design gets on this board.
Lucas Nguyen
>F-150
Sebastian Miller
I dont get that feel. I get a stale and lonely feel when I look at it. Like used outdated computer equipment sitting on top of a trash heap.
Kevin Hernandez
because aussies are mad cunts
t. aussie
Rip Holden VE-VF you where too good for this world
Ian Cook
>military grade
So lowest bidder shit meant to be used by brain dead marines?
Anthony Morris
There's no such a thing as 'high strength military-grade aluminum'...
The Military rarely uses aluminum, as it's weak, and it burns...
Gabriel Miller
Truck is pretty nice, so nice that I may consider getting. Two of my coworkers at our construction site own the same truck and it made me want to jump on that bandwagon and get one too. My only biggest concern is the Powerstroke diesel, I've drove nothing but Cummings all my life and know nothing about Duramax or Powerstroke.
Aiden Edwards
You mean it melts, then burns. Its not magnesium.
Anthony Garcia
so basically you're saying it will be easier to tow than previous fords
Joseph James
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