/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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snappu thread

early xth for joa

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>PC crew
>vectorchan
Add pls

>Joa will never notice you
It hurts

remade desu

Said it last thread will say it again.
Good luck someone demoted all Reps and never bothered to promote new ones.

>tfw

Still putting it out there

Just wishing you luck man.
I'd getcha if I still could.

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>in a race
>leap off a ramp
>land perfectly fine
>don't touch the turn keys at all
>car decides to randomly do a 180 turn and shit itself

Anyone else despise the driving in this game?

wanting to join the crew for pc
sir.goats

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>Everyone
>"KOS creator"

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is permanently added the list.

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>dress like a 14 year old
>choose grandma decor for your office

Yeah no shit

>fuck is censored but nigger isn't
Wew, way to keep your priorities straight R*

>16 player race
>every place but 1st counts as a loss

If you ain't first, you're last.

ill just kms

This is still Murica god damn it

Cant you tell the difference between a little "L/l" and a capital "I/i"?

I have 2.7mil what should I buy?

I wasn't looking that close and no, not really
Is J* really that incompetent that they fuck up a profanity filter?

Taste

A shutdown button for your computer.

Go outside.

Do you not drive with a controller??
I just started and the first two races I came 2nd and 1st.

>Says while shitposting

Every possible variation of dragon dildo.
And a shelf to keep them on.

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I personally don't have his problems, but muscle cars can be hard as fuck sometimes depending on the course, while supers and motorcycles are easymode.
t. keyboard masterrace

X-80/Nero and autowin all supercar stunt races.

>tfw getting first place on chiliad as the only Tyrus when almost everyone else is in X-80's
>they all fucked up by smashing each other at the beginning instead of avoiding the mess and couldn't recover

Those were probably all stock. Anyone with an upgraded one of those fucking things just pulls away from the whole pack. Even my Vacca pulls away from 90% of cars because everyone just uses a stock car.

custom cars were off, so we were all theoretically on even ground.
wouldn't the rankings stay the same if it's all stock?

Good job, Rockstar

Some cars gain more from upgrades than others. For example, the T20's spoiler from stock makes it a smart choice for stock-only races where traction and grip matters.

i have everything maxed out besides flying
what should i do to max out it?
i feel is going very slow if i just fly

Post qties

Fucking google it, this information has been out for 3 years

let go of the gas when landing for a brief moment on big jumps.

thank me later.

sweet release

Chinese hackers can't beat our comfy house.

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>dude in a chopper kills me
>i try to get my laucher
>it disappeared from inventory
fucking why and how?

WHY CAN NOBODY STOP FUCKING UP THE PRISON BREAK HEIST

WE
FUCKING
HAD
IT

AND THEN 2 RETARDS LITERALLY WALKED OFF A FUCKING CLIFF ON THE BEACH AND THEN FUCKED UP THE WHOLE THING 3 MORE TIMES AFTER THAT FAILURE.

>who /gotfanartoftheircharacter/ here?

So is the Nero custom top super now? It's like they resurrected addershitters

Sorry, I'm not a narcissistic faggot.

best way to earn money for my friends as CEO?

okay

Any gtag members online that want to do some missi

Sure, what's your SC?

probably the best way to make a friend money is to do a heist and give them 70% cut. fleeca or pacific standard.

If they have a vehicle warehouse, you could source cars for them and let him steal it at his warehouse, then sell them together.

Doing vip and clubhouse missions makes the most money for associates though in freeroam.

Crates pay nothing, and selling crates pays shit like 8k. selling a car only gives them one extra wage, (5-10k) sourcing a car pays them nothing. Biker work only pays well for large groups and with multiple businesses maxed out since associates make 10% of sale roughly.

Poopfeast42

It's a trap. Don't add blacklisted members.

That left arm and hand still bug the fuck out of me

>mfw my internet shits itself so hard I had to reboot the computer to regain connection

>Decide to try Vehicle Vendetta
>Then remember why I dropped the game months ago because Rockstar is retarded at netcode programming

okay

>Good luck someone demoted all Reps and never bothered to promote new ones.
Blame the people that accept everyone that requests an invite

So no private servers yet?

lel

What did you do?

I just can't pay for a game that uses Denuvo cancer

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>get banned without using scripts/menus/mods
>try to appeal
>get automated messages
great security rockstar

What's a better bike? (and why)
The Hakuchou or the Hakuchou Drag?

Bati

Another user had a really good post about this a couple threads ago. Basically the drag is faster and handles nicer but can't wheelie and isn't as versatile as the standard.

So Drag for races and standard for Freemode?

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Yeah that's what I got out of it

Requested an invite for PC crew.

Ave2007

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Gotcha.

Thanks

>tfw hacked cash since last year
>no bans

who are you?

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Get outta my frikkin' warehouse.

How do you put your hood up with a hoodie?

I could use 1-2 more to help me sell 2 large warehouses.
t. wads

Sure

invite me

who else hasn't been banned despite duping hundreds of cars over the years

You need to have a cap on

me

i got gta v two days ago and i was really into it but now i'm back to playing competitive shooters

why?