Need to take a turn

>Driving on the 405, one of the worst traffic in America
>Driving a manual, so I tend to leave a little gap in front of me, also don't want to cause a huge chain reaction car crash
>Car next to me is impatient
>Accelerates like a mad man,
>Swerves into my lane with no blinkers
>have to brake hard to avoid hitting him, he barely squeezes between me and the car in front of him
>Honk at him and say wtf
>Congratulations, you are now 1 car length ahead in traffic.
>Oh wait, the other lane is moving faster now
>You are technically 1 car length behind now for your idiotic move...

>about to drive off after picking up sister
>she thought it was a good idea to "help" me shift gears
>puts it in reverse for me
>CRRRRRCNRRRCRNR

retarded sister confirmed

did your shitbox died?

It was a scare but I pressed the clutch quickly enough. I almost slapped her

SHOULD OF THROWN HER OUT THE DOOR DESU

Shit my gf did this once, tried shifting from 3rd to 4th for me for whatever fucking reason when i was just leaving it in 3rd because cars ahead werent really accelerating. On the bright side, used that to finally convince her to do anal later

Reminds me of a time we did something REAL stupid with a bro.

>drive to school in a Land Rover Santana (essencially a spanish-built old as fuck Defender)
>he tells me the night before he had broken his right wrist driving a quadbike
>"So, we gotta take the bus tomorrow?"
>"Fuck that, user. Drop by my place anyways we'll see what we can think of"
>I sat next to him on the bench
>NO HOMO
>he did the steering with his left hand
>I did the gearchanges, keeping my eyes on his feet seeing when he clutched in or out and on the road ahead for stop signs or traffic lights
>we did this for over a week on a crowded city center

Those were the good times.

>in exact same situation
>driving mates fd because he's a drunk fuckwit
>floor it in second, drive diagonally across the crossed lines before the lanes merge
>car violently steps out but inside lane is empty so it's all good
>shoot past this bitch at 140 in a hail of 2 rotor wail, wastegate and horn

And people say you don't need a powerful car

This is easy though. Quite often when we cruise the passenger charges gear while the driver snacks. Less weird than feeding him chips

Why do road ragers not understand, you cannot cut off a car that is ahead of you even slightly. I don't even give a fuck if someone tries to block me out at a lane end or any other point where you are supposed to merge like a zip. All I do is hold my front bumper at the rear quarter panel of the car ahead of me in the lane I'm trying to merge into, and the blocker either lets me in or cuts himself off. I didn't cut you off faggot, you did it to yourself

Then these same cunts are the ones who get super mad and drive in service lanes because you aren't racing all the way to the end of the ending lane and forcing your way in, you are matching speed with said lane to merge nicely like a zip and still make maximum use of available space

its...almost as if following the intended flow of traffic would expedite the process...

I moved to Toronto a few years back, and the drivers here are easily the worst I've ever encountered. I have driven all over North America and it's never been as bad as here.

This is my daily commute. It happens every day. Every. Single. Day.

>live in shitty semi-detached with garages lined up back to back down a side street
>exit garage, have to avoid shithead russian neighbors slamming into me because they do 40km/h down a one lane alley
>russian blows through stop sign immediately in front of my house
>lay on horn, he doesn't even look
>take small street behind shopping center, I have no stop signs
>get cut off by more russians & Portuguese running stop signs
>they honk at me for honking at them
>turn onto main road
>immediate frenzy of immigrant drivers not signaling, speeding, following too close, etc.
>get into carpool lane, do 7km/h over limit
>routinely have to slam on brakes to avoid immigrants illegally using carpool lane to pass
>they dont signal, obviously
>personally witness 3-5 near accidents every day
>personally see 3 accidents a week (actual average, I have counted)
>i get close to my work and wife continues trip
>have to sprint across a certain intersection because immigrant drivers NEVER look
>ive thrown over $50 in coffee at people while jumping out of the way of certain death

KILL

ME

Ok this post makes me feel a tad petty as Auckland is nothing as bad as this. That's the kind of place I would buy the heaviest six star Volvo I could find and if anyone fucks up in front of you hit them and kill them

If you want to die just don't jump out of the way you fuckwit.

Maybe this

>Turning onto the highway from my neighborhood
>1am, only 1 car coming
>it's in the far right lane
>drive towards the turning lane to merge onto the highway
>car merges into the lane I was merging into on purpose
>quickly swerve back into the turning lane
>he passes me flicking his lights and honking like a retard
>slows down and starts pacing me then races off

This is why I don't own a gun, I lack the self control to not shoot idiots on the road.

Can confirm terrible drivers in toronto. Funny thing is im Russian. Respectfully, you sound like a redditor, and depending on what you drive I would cuck you on the road like the rest of them.

id consider it desu. i need a winter beater so

its more fun to throw things at them every day. i dont want to give bad drivers the pleasure of ending me, but i long for deaths sweet embrace in this hellscape.

been here since 2005 but reddit is good for specific interests and mobile browsing. their normie community is cancer, obviously.

you know that carpool lane on dufferin southbound? it merges at dufferin and steeles. i merge AT the intersection every single day, cucking hundreds. you can't top my legal cuck, ruskie

Hahaha you deserve it man, Ontario is the shittiest province in eastern Canada.
45% indians.
45% asians.
5% négroïdes.
5% trash.

>QC master race

>Getting onto the interstate
>Have to change lanes as the one I'm in ends
>Put on turn signal to get over
>Asshole in a crossover weaves in and out of traffic
>Nearly get rear ended by the driver
>It's a woman on the phone
Everytime.

j'en ai assez de toute ça marde de l'ontario de calîs de tabarnak.

i came to this great country trying my best to learn both languages and all I hear is fucking russian, mandarin, and whatever the fuck the brownies are speaking.

QC has cheap alcohol, car insurance, better food, better language, better culture in general. would gladly move

>KILL ME
Don't worry user, one of those rape-ugees will do it for you.

Me personally?
>Gotta take a right to get off of the little side street my apartment is
>Has a lane for turning right and a lane for left turn or going straight
>every day someone will be in the crossed lines to the right of the right turn lane
Fucking idiots.

>Same intersection
>Two lanes on each side, separated by grass divider
>in left turn lane behind another vehicle
>Vehicle pulls out, goes about half way through the turn
>They are now positioned as if there was a street separating the road
>They wait until the light in front of them (to my left) turns green before completing their turn
I see this about twice a month. Some people are fucking retarded.

Get a dash cam and start a YouTube channel or Facebook page or something showing the highlights of your daily drive to work. Make sure to get their plates and encourage the police to follow your exploits. Maybe it can lead to some kind of change

>at stoplight
>teenage girls in some new 2016 car pull up
>me playing whatever was on the radio on full blast
>they turn up their music and sing to it very loudly
like the shrieks of banshees. Its times like this i realize i need to get off my ass and install a decent amp.

It might actually be worth it. Countless traffic violations are an absolutely normal occurrence, and it's disgusting.

Sort of like Snowcat's channel, except I don't bait traffic incidents and harass people

Get a reeeeeal bike

>Driving on highway during a heavy storm.
>No medians and concrete barriers with a few feet of clearance because of construction.
>a truck cuts me off with no turn signal
>splashes water my windshield right before a slight turn.
>go into turn blind.

>>they turn up their music and sing to it very loudly
>mfw
It doesn't make me mad but makes me embarrassed for them

>on highway
>mustang some ways back is weaving traffic
>hes close to me now
>brake check him as he starts crossing my lane behind me
>he slams on his brakes, fishtails a bit then decides to floor it
>idiot flips in a ditch

will they ever learn

i have an irrational hatred of stupid loud people. particularly teenagers driving all their friends around in a car that is more expensive than mine.
also i am tired of hearing that screeching when im just trying to chill

>I'm still confused as fuck why they didn't just pass me.
Because lots of people think they themselves are the most important people in the world. So it didn't matter that the road was empty and they could pass you. YOU were in THEIR lane and they wanted you to get out of their way. YOU were the one supposed to move out of their lane to let them pass. You can then move back into the lane, so they were pissed you didn't do that.

Join us then, if you make the effort to try to speak french people will gladly help you.

She was reading what Jane had for breakfast on facebook. YOU need to get your priorities in order!

So many people like that around here. Plenty of room to merge, going the same speed, and at the last second the cunt behind speeds up for some reason and tried to block you. I don't fucking understand it. This isn't a competition.

When that happens, I either speed up and get like 3 cars in front of them, go behind them and then switch over one more lane and ride right next to them forever so they can't change lanes, or especially when I'm in the truck I will just start changing lanes anyway and act like I don't see them so they freak the fuck out and get out of the way.

People are so fucking ignorant.

ee
I cringe everytime someone changes gears in my shitbox
>drunk
>called mother to take my car and drive me home
>everytime she changes gears too early or too soon
>weird sounds with every shift
>brakes too soon
>can't blast music full volume
Ehh, next time I won't drink or call dad

Implying anyone anywhere is named Jane anymore.

The immigrants are a big problem around here in South Florida too. All the Haitians, Cubans, Colombians, whatever. They don't seem to realize that we don't live in a third world country and the road system works bretty gud when people actually follow the rules even though it is a densely populated area.

And it's interesting because I lived in Chicago for 23 years before moving here. Chicago has terrible traffic because so many people commute on the handful of highways but people are much better drivers. Even the Mexicans there drive fairly well because none of them have insurance. Down here I see so many fucking unexplainable accidents, so many more than Chicago. Sure in Chicago rush hour you get the little fender benders. But around Miami you get so many huge accidents at like 11am on a Tuesday where traffic is fairly light yet somehow there is a 5-car accident where two of them are over the guard rail in a ditch, one is flipped over on its roof, and two more spun across 4 lanes and are completely totalled.

We also have a whole lot of really unsafe shitboxes on the road. One of the big problems is all the Cubans driving shitty, shitty trucks out of Hialeah and the ports and they either have unsecured loads with shit landing on the interstate or the trucks themselves are fucked up and they will be doing 30mph on I-95 with a 65mph speed limit or I-75 and the Turnpike with a 70mph speed limit, often in one of the middle lanes.

On top of that, we also have all the tourists and old people. Right around my house the Canadian tourist with the Quebec and Ontario plates around this time of year are fucking terrible. They have no clue where they are going and act like they are the only one on the road.

nice trips

Stay mad Americuck, Trump better build a North wall or you'll have to put up with us forever

>High school fag
>Girl I talk to sometimes asks for a ride home because I pass her house
>Gets in car
>"Why are you shifting so much just put it in drive"

>Going 55 in far right lane for muh mpg.
>White sedan runs up on me
>Tailgates me for a few miles
>It's bright and clear, but her windshield wiper is on high.
>I eventually change lanes to let her by
>She goes where she pleases

>go to switch lanes
>person behind tries to get in front before i switch
>ITS ON MOTHERFUCKER
>I HAVE NO FEAR
>switch lanes while flooring it with such speed and force
>everyone around me thinks they are gonna die
>everyone slows down
>at the light i bang off the limiter spraying black soot onto their car
>when they get up next to me i roll down my window and and unleash my crazy on them
>their wife/passenger gets this worried look on their face
>thats right you better be worried
>proceed to exert my total control over all nearby traffic
>my car is too fast for them to even do anything
I HOPE THE FEAR YOU FEEL STAYS WITH YOU

>my commute
>two lane road gets backed up in the same spot every day
>eventually the city adds a 3rd lane in this area to make traffic flow easier
>occasionally somebody will actively try to block people from using this brand new lane becuase they don't like people "cutting"
>use this lane everyday and pass about about 50 cars
>whenever some douchenozzle tries to block me I just pass him on the shoulder

>car behind accelerates for no reason
>car in front brake checks for no reason

Swoop and squat. Or a variant thereof.

their face when they never thought you would be so crazy

yet you never had any problem doing it all along...

Threads like this make me feel anxiety about getting a driver license and starting to drive.

>on motorway
>huge WIDE LODE truck is going 20 under the limit
>big line of cars behind him
>road opens from one lane to two
>suddenly its a fucking race
>huge black plume of diesel erupts from the trucks exhaust as the retard behind the wheel floors it
>he starts doing 20 over the limit just to stop people from overtaking
>couple people get past simply because its a truck and they have modern sedans
>overtaking lane closes and the truck slows back to 20 under the limit again

>more expensive then mine
That's called jealousy

Story time
>be me living in California where lane splitting is legal
>sitting in my car in trafic watching the motorcycles go buy
>guy 2 cars in front seems to not like this and tries to stop a motorcycle
>the biker has to slam his breaks and just barely squeezes buy
> bike behind the first bike didn't like that
> precedes to do a drive by mirror smash on a brand new tesla
>mfw
Where ever you are biker bro I support your mirror smashing

>assuming bikers are alone
if you perform an act of aggression on a biker its like starting a race war if any other biker sees you

>nan at stop sign
>more like just go through at full speed sign lmao because she doesnt even attempt to stop
>suv nearly tbones us
>nan starts honking and screeching and going FUCKING APESHIT
>nan you ran a stop sign
>NO I DIDNT IT WAS GREEN (wtf)

>later
>someone honks at her because she's sitting at a clear intersection and not moving
>she honks back and gives them the finger out the window
>thats what i do user i just ignore these dumb idiots
she shouldnt be driving

>Black soot
Diesel bro?

>just start changing lanes anyway and act like I don't see them

This is why I enjoy driving in my beat to fuck pickup.
Go ahead and try to bully me, I can have a dent smoothed out and rustoleum re-sprayed in an afternoon. You crack your bumper on your 2010+ whatever, it's going to cost you thousands.
That's the on of downsides of contemporary car construction... plastic exterior parts that cost big $$ to fix.

I've seen this happen. Really pissed me off. I just waited until I could pass by getting into the oncoming lane. It's legal here if you have dashed lines separating the two lanes. I then proceeded to give him a taste of his own medicine. Instead of doing 45, we did 35 for about 10 miles. He wasn't happy. Couldn't pass me because I'd just speed up to stay ahead.

nah, high hp evo

Once you hit 60, you should have to retest for your license every 4 years or something.

Too many fatal accidents are caused by elderly people getting confused or having slow reaction times. It seems like every month you hear about grandma/grandpa forgetting to put it in reverse, and driving through the front of a store... and that's just in my city.

Of course, that's not going to happen because old people, by far, make up the biggest voting block, so any politician who attempts to introduce limits like that is basically committing career suicide.

The following post has been shitfully converted to murcian roads since people always crack the shits.

daily commute to & from work:
>2 sets of lights, one after the other
>closer set goes green first, 2nd set is about 110 yards down the road
>futher set will stay red for another 10 seconds
>dumb cunts always almost reach the speed limit before slamming the brakes to avoid crashing into stationary traffic
>same cunts go nuts if you take off too slow from the closer set

Another section:
>right lane turns off onto another 2 lane freeway
>its an added lane, nobody else can turn into it
>cunts always stop, almost causing a crash

Happens daily

>Lane merges from 2 to 1 going into town
>Black lady with a bitch face in a black BMW in the other lane
>Rapidly running out of lane because she's in line with my rear wheel
>Stuck in median, bike ahead turning into McDonalds
>Cut over anyway
>Don't die or kill biker

>light goes green
>next set of lights go yellow in the same nanosecond
>everyone has to sit at another set of lights for an eon

>me, 16, babby driver
>small town boy, never drove in the city
>family going to a wedding in large city, dad lets me drive
>first intersection turning left
>merge into turning lane, dad giving advice and encouragement
>light goes green, hesitate for less than a second
>furious honking emits from the rusty ford behind us
>guy cuts off people coming up to middle lane to pass around us
>by this point, I'm already in the middle of the turn, going 40km
>he comes blaring by at 60km, flips me off
>I rage rather easily, start to get pissed
>dad starts laughing at stupidity of the asshole infront of us
>this calms me down, gives me a story I guess
>asshole then immediately turns back into my lane and hits the breaks
>I hit the breaks as well to avoid rear end
>dad able to brace himself, mom in the back slams her head into the back of my dad's chair
>asshole speeds off at +100km, still flipping me off
>dad gets his plate number
>mom has a headache the rest of the day
>cops don't do anything, not an emergency
>insurance doesn't do anything, no damage
>I become too terrified to drive in the city, don't try it again for another year

i learned to drive in new hampshire winter and took my test in ice. I ended up failing because i had to exit the parking lot in the 'right exit' because the 'left exit' lane was blocked by two feet of snow
fuck that state trooper for wanting me to drive my moms car through 2 feet of snow just to stay in the correct lane
also keep in mind how rewarding it will be when you actually get the license, that and its an easy ID that everyone recognizes. Just remember to renew it in time when it expires so you dont have to fuck with the test again

>Park my car far away from anyone else
>have an extra carpark at work which i just gravel and some rope and some metal spikes
>A number of poo in the loo use this as a short cut to the bus stop
>They lift up the road to get under it
>One of these fucks hooks the rope on my window wiper
> I get in my car drive forwards
My window wiper is strong enough to pull two metal spikes out of the ground and snap the rope.
>MFW This happened front of 6 people im going to get the blame for this

>Park my car far away from anyone else
>have an extra carpark at work which it just gravel and some rope and some metal spikes
>A number of poo in the loo use this as a short cut to the bus stop
>They lift up the rope to get under it
>One of these fucks hooks the rope on my rear window wiper
> I get in my car drive forwards
My window wiper is strong enough to pull two metal spikes out of the ground and snap the rope.
>MFW This happened front of 6 people im going to get the blame for this

>making a u turn to go into store that's right after it
>Do the u turn, leave blinker on because I need to go to the right lane
>Still in left lane, waiting for space to turn but driving speed limit
>Car barreling down the street sees me, doesn't slow down, and then changes into my lane
>Makes me miss my fucking exit
>Now I have to drive down the shitty road again, wait at a light, do a u turn then repeat that process over again

>intersection A is green
>intersection after (B) is red
>person in front of me starts braking before we even cross intersection A

>guy letting me in
>start rolling
>he floors it

And you sit there taking it like a bitch instead of saying something.

I never indicate before I change lanes because cunts always do this. I turn on my indicator at the same time I begin my lane change because the cops won't get you for not not using your signal, and it doesn't give the shit eating fuck faces who do that shit time to speed up.

>about to merge into interstate
>left lane empty
>right lane filled with faggots
>none of the faggots get into the left lane to let traffic into the highway
>faggots

The weird sounds are always there but you can't hear them because of the loud music.

wicked assumption fuckhead, after that stunt i wont get in the car with her and i told her that's why
not to mention she treats her manual like an automatic and drives everywhere in 4th, so i cant stand to be in the passenger seat while she's slowly driving her shitbox into the ground
>mfw she asked to drive my car
>tell her no

Blocking bikes while they lane split is mongoloid-tier behaviour. I might not drive a bike and I have no respect for retard squids talking shit just because my vehicle have two more wheels, but acting like a nigger in traffic never made things flow better. Almost murdering someone, because they can move through congestion faster than you, is pretty fucked up.

You must yield to traffic already on the highway.

>light goes red
>guy in front has plenty of time to brake normally
>lol nah slam on the brakes 100% abs activating tier braking force
>then he rolls 50 meters to the light at walking pace

Oh shit, that reminds me of my Buick drifting adventure.

>driving down 285 on way to work in 2000 white Buick LeSabre
>doing about 65 in second lane from right
>Mexican work van which was previously stopped inexplicably punches it out onto the road, not into the far right lane, but instead jumps two lanes over into my lane
>closing speed 60mph closing distance 30ft
>gottajewfast.webm
>check mirrors and snap lane change left
>gotta snap back because one more lane over has cars in it
>that upsets the rear end
>back tires break traction
>tfw drifting white marshmallow down highway at 60mph
>minivan beside me shitting self
>after about 300 feet ass comes back around
>blue lights
>oh fuck my life
>pulls me and van over
>drags Mexicans, in assuming illegal, out of van and places in rear of patrol car
>walks up to my window
>good afternoon officer
>do you need a clean pair of shorts, son?
>I've seen that accident a hundred times, but I ain't never seen anyone actually drive their way out of it
>you be careful
>...
>the literally got fast driving award from cop

>have a lake house in Murphy NC
>have a Hellcat
>take 129N to lake house
>speed limit is 55
>fags doing 40 because two lanes
>holy shit nigger, passing zone? Better engage warp drive
>literally speed up by 30mph for one mile until passing zone ends and they resume doing 40
>mfw I could be easily doing 190 by end of passing zone but abide by laws and shit

No shit, mong, but it's common fucking courteousy to get over and let people onto the interstate.

>Driving a manual, so I tend to leave a little gap in front of me
Why?

So you don't have to repeatedly come to a complete stop.

How's your million dollar shipping crate?

>about getting a driver license
if you live in a shitty city with shitty drivers (average monthly insurance being $200+ / month) then be prepared to stop for anything, like a guy going 40 or whatever in a parking lot. You will fail your test if you cannot react in time.

>driving along road at normal speed
>see person making right turn
>they stop
>I continue
>they pull out in front of me at the last second

wew lad

>be Aussie
>drive a smol Lancer coupe
>doing 70kph (45mph)
>18 wheeler on give way pulls out in front of me, despite no-one fucking behind me
>have to drop to 20 (10mph) to not rear-end indestructible freight
>proceeds to do 60kph

>few k's up the road later, lane split/roundabout combo that I overtake slowasses on
>start making a move on this chump
>nose level with rear wheels as I notice the fuckwit plows through the roundabout without a care about the lanes
>back off, as I don't want to become paste
>fuckwit would've seen me too in his mirror
>zerofucks.tif

>even further down the road, this truck's still in front of me
>pulls over into emergency lane to let me pass
>I know it's a fucking trap, because it ends in 30m
>stays behind
>truckie honks and continues on
>he merges, and a few seconds later I make the turn to my destination

I don't often have beef with truckers, but this was definitely the worst. There was the other time when I almost got squished between two road trains on a merging lane, but that's basically the whole story.

>>drive a smol Lancer coupe
mirage?

that should count as attempted murder

this. I live in texas and stay as far away as possible from bikers

but generally fucking with people who ride bikes is idiotic

>oh let's fuck with that guy hahaha
>oh shit he fell
>he isn't moving fuckfuckfuck

Does it have a huge wing? I dailied my flat mates evo with a huge carbon wang on it for a week. Best daily ever.
>fuel efficient as fuck
>comfy
>big intimidating sedan that everyone gets out of the way of
>can put 22psi to the ground if some fag tests me

Way better than my z desu. Everyone just thinks im some chick

I always indicate correctly, just start moving over anyway and make them brake

Wrong. Merge like a zip