What's in your Fuck You Money garage?

Pursang Alfa Monza (for pre-war hooning)

Mah nigga

a really fuckin nice lancia fulvia. sexiest car imo.

...

Id buy a few hundred twingos.

That way, whenever 1 gets seized from me when I get caught driving it, just pull out another one without giving a fuck

motorcycles all day errday (track liter, street liter, track 600, street 600, some exotics like an RC51 and one of the old 2t road racing homologation specials, 2t dirt bike, 4t dirt bike, and a triumph rocket iii)
a giant, luxurious toy hauler and diesel camper van to pull it
and pic related

Fuck yes

random shit found on Craigslist and BAT. Right now I'd love to have that Alpina E30 M3 that's listed on BAT. There would be a whole section for clusterfucked projects. Also a bunch of fucky motorcycles.

Homologation cars are the best Fuck You™ cars. Assuming you can't buy a concept car prototype.

Otherwise you may as well drive any rich faggot car
>911
>Muh Ferrari Muh Lambo
Your wife may as well be driving it

1985 Chevrolet Citation
Better than factory restored, gold plated body panels, chromed underbody and suspension, engine rebuilt/modified for best possible performance with like Ti rods, magnesium head etc. every interior piece replaced with only the finest materials...

Its less of a fuck you money car and more of a "I wasted a fuck load of money on this worthless car and it's still worthless.

And everyone will think you're a senile grandma on the road driving her 32 year old 1k miles chebby.

>RS200
>Lancia Stratos
>911/78
>RE:Amemiya prepped RX7
>Prodrive Impreza
>V8 MX5 for the memes

>re amemiya
oh you fucked up user, they are the rauh welt of rx7s. they need to stay, the hell away from these classics but sadly people pay them to do their shit

Because fuck you, that's why.

>a jza80 with a laferrari v12 swap
>laferrari with a 2jzgte swap

I mean one of their supergt/time attack cars. I don't want a molested collector's item

Yes. But that doesn't have to do with money

>DURRR I'M GONNA SUCK MY OWN DICK
>CUZ FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY BRO

RE Amemiya have run a super GT racing car though. Their aesthetics might not be for everyone, but that deserves more cred than RWB.

>laferrari with a 1ZZ swap

Stop posting kid. Amemiya-san doesnt cut up fenders with a reciprocating saw and he actually makes legit performance vehicles, not a stock carrera with massive wide tires

>>DURRR I'M GONNA SUCK MY OWN DICK

That's buying a car because it costs a million.
Anyone with a million to spend can do that.
You want to fuck you a million dollars?
Buy a Ford Tempo and spend a million dollars on it because fuck you, a million dollars.

I don't disagree with you but I assumed a fuck you money car would be something to make even other millionaires jealous

>they are the rauh welt of rx7s

No, go fuck yourself. Do the most cursory research about Amemiya's racing/time-attack history and see how wrong you are.

But can you fit the laferrari v12 into the MRS?

Either pic related or the Yoshida Specials 911

only the most obvious answer

Is Gemballa still around?
Didn't the founder/owner wind up dead in some south african backalley?

>F40 #1 - Stock
>F40 #2 - Built N/A LS7
>F40 #3 - 4 Rotor
>F40 #4 - Viper ACR V10
>FRS - Synergy 12kRPM V8
>Stock GT350R
>Street Legal 787B
>Stock 930 Turbo
>RUF CTR Yellowbird
>Stock RS6 Avant
>RB26 Hakosuka GTR
>Stock E46 M3
>Chaparral 2E
>488 w/ Gated Manual

practicality is for faggots 2bh

'68 Dodge Charger srt.
'69 Dodge Charger srt.
'70 Dodge Challenger w/440.
1964 1/2 Mustang
1969 Camaro SS
1908 Model T
1921 Model T
1932 Ford Roadster
1932 Ford Coupe
1932 Ford Sedan
1948 Ford f1
1957 Ford f100
1961 Ford f100 unibody
1956 Ford fairlane
1957 Ford fairlane
1958 Ford fairlane
1959 Ford fairlane
1960 Ford fairlane
1955 Chevy Bel-air
1956 Chevy Bel-air
1957 Chevy Bel-air
1954 GMC Pickup
1955 GMC Pickup
1956 GMC Pickup
1946 Dodge Power Wagon
1957 Cadillac Eldorado
1959 Cadillac Eldorado
1960 Cadillac Eldorado
1961 Cadillac Eldorado
1964 Chrysler Turbine
1961 Chrysler 300
1960 Nash Rambler
1955 Peterbilt 281
1931 Duesenberg Roadster
1931 Duesenberg Sedan
1960 Chrysler Desoto
1960 Ford Falcon

There's a lot of old international trucks I'm forgetting, and a TON of 50's and 60's cars.

Aaand...
2008 Mustang
2009 Crown Vic
2013 Fiat 500 (Don't judge me)

and finally a 1981 Lamborghini Countach. Without the wing.

Gemballa is still going strong but the founder did indeed end up shot dead in a South African back alley

What's the point of wanting so many similar cars? When would you ever use them?

>lancia stratos kit car
That's sad, You think South Africa and assume nothing bad could possibly happen there.
I'd buy a P1 gtr I guess

240z cause I'm a simple kind of guy.

26b-swapped Cosmo 110

""no""

A pretty-stock '79 or '80 RX-17. Probably with a 13B conversion. Disc and LSD rearend. Those were fun cars.

These are good.

I'd personally take:
1970 Ford Mustang Mach 1
1966 Pontiac GTO
1968 Pontiac Firebird with the Ram Air II 400ci V8
1970 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am with the Ram Air IV LS1 V8
1989 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am Turbo
1997 Pontiac Firebird Firehawk
1971 Plymouth Road Runner with 426 HEMI
1999 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4
1989 Mitsubishi Starion ESI-R
1973 Datsun 240Z
1979 Datsun 620
1979 Datsun 160Z
1988 Nissan 300ZX (Z31) Turbo
1996 Nissan 300ZX (Z32) Twin Turbo
1979 Mazda RX-7
2002 Mazda RX-7

>Become billionare
>Entire garage filled with Corrolla's
Shit, that WOULD rustle some jimmys.

4C with a Busso V6 and a manual.

>Integra type R
>Harlequin golf
>SRT4 Neon
>MkIV Supra (Stock)
>Benz 190E Evo 2
>2011-13 style GT500 Mustang
>Hawkeye STi
>Focus RS (newest one)
>Audi TT RS
>SW20 MR2 Turbo
>RUF CTR3
>Pontiac Fiero

>Ferrari 288 GTO
>Lotus Esprit Turbo JPS
>Subaru Impreza 22B
>Ferrari F40 LM
>Lotus Exige Mk1
>Mc-Laren F1
>Ford F150 Raptor
>Nissan Skyline R32
>Caterham 420
> BMW M1 81'

Then my wife would start whining because I don't need that many cars...

I would just have a fuck you collection of weeb cars mainly

>rhd mx-5
>rhd supra
>rhd 300zx
>rhd rx-7

>a giant, luxurious toy hauler and diesel camper van to pull it
I don't understand this statement since toy haulers are fifth wheel camper trailers to begin with, which a) disqualifies a camper van as a tow vehicle and b) makes a camper van redundant.

SLR because it looks so over the top and stylish at the same time. I just don't get this feeling for newer super cars.

Pure sex. Leave Veeky Forums before you're corrupted.

One of my favorite cars.

It's a rolling dick joke but it manages to juuust stay on the classy side.

Until you hear it, anyway. That thing sounds vulgar.
In all the good ways.

>tfw too intelligent for supercars

I know that feel.

If I had fuck you money I'd really rather build cars than buy them

>transverse SBC 350 Fiero
>drivetrain swapped Lotus Espirit
>RESTORE ALL THE CLASSICS
>gas turbine camaro
>ENGINE
>SWAP
>EVERYTHING
>just how many doritos CAN you fit in an RX-7s engine bay anyway?
>T-72
>MiGs, MiGs everywhere

>yfw a T-72 is cheaper than an optioned Corvette
Why buy anything else, you're literally badgewhoring at that point

If people don't think you're fucking insane you're not doing it right

ENGINE SWAP ROUGHLY HALF OF IT BECAUSE THE REST WOULD BE RUINED IN ITS ORIGINALITY

How on earth did I forget my 1UZ-swap 77 Celica liftback?

>>transverse SBC 350 Fiero
Why do that when the LS4 exists?
>>drivetrain swapped Lotus Espirit
Why, when the twinturbo V8 is an excellent powertrain?
>>just how many doritos CAN you fit in an RX-7s engine bay anyway?
About six iirc.

how many doritos can you fit in the engine bay of a T-72?

>Viper ACR in Stryker Purple
>Viper GTS-R concept with modern Viper engine
>Porsche 944 with Audi inline 5 turbo boosted to hell and back
>B5.5 VW Passat wagon with boosted to fuck B5 Audi S4/RS4 drivetrain
>986 Boxster S with Audi V8 swap and Techart widebody
>3- or 4-rotor FD RX7
>classic 911 with RUF bodykit and 997 GT2 RS drivetrain
>stock Audi RS2
>MTM C6 Audi RS6
>3rd gen Trans Am
>KLZE swapped Mazda MX-3

And finally
>Porsche Carrera GT

Turns out I'm a massive VAGfag, who knew.

>3rd gen Trans Am
Ayyyy

>Porsche
>V8
REEEEEEEEE

Flat or bust.

I'd use it to save a 986 with a blown engine of course, I wouldn't sacrifice a perfectly good flat 6.

No, flat 8 or bust.

>Why, when the twinturbo V8 is an excellent powertrain?
Because shit tier Renault gearbox and bespoke engine

Not saying I don't love the fuck out of the V8TT and I'd probably do everything I can to save it before actually doing the swap but when your transmission is keeping a beautiful 500HP V8 cucked to 350HP I can't just let it sit as is

>LS4
I just like the 350 right now and there's a kit available to do exactly that, if my technical skill improves by the time I'm stupidly rich I might do am LS4

There's kits nowadays that completely fix the Renault gearbox, with modern internals and everything. Uncuck the V8.

>flat 8
Now that's interesting.

Thats been option one since I discovered the Espirit Turbo honestly

i want a semi with an NK-12
>An old rally spec'd citroen
>A suzuki swift sport
>ruf ctr
>M3 csl
>745 with a B5234
>unmolested FD
>BRDM armored scout car with a 572
>E60 M5
>Z20 Soarer (odd pick, yes but it looks aesthetic as fuck to me)

not really interested in modern supercars actually. Maybe the 911 turbo

Porsche 918
BMW M4 as daily driver
Tatra MTX
Lambo Countach LP500S
1968 Mercedes Pullmann 600
a Twingo coated in 24 carat gold

Z O N D A
O
N
D
A

Without spoilers and roof scoop.

my Fuck You garage would have a Model X, a DB9, and a shit ton of old BMWs.

>Without spoilers
>not wanting the sexy as fuck Zonda S-style split wing

old BMW best BMW

Im not saying it looks bad, just not my thing.

Honda NSX to hot glue, E36 M3 to daily. That's it.

lets see:

560 SEC as a DD
Ferrari 365 2+2
Lancia Delta s4
405 T16
Carrera GT
911 2.7RS
And a 3008 DKR

A HEMTT (40k)
Ultima gtr(60k)
And a nice sailboat.

i just love this idea!
I would have then in the exact same color and put the same number plate on all of em to piss of the cops even more.

F1
Diablo
Carrera GT
GT-One homologation car
A few old vettes
'69 GTO
A 1200hp carbon fiber printed Mach 5
'05 M3 GTR
'92 NSX type r
Senna's MP4/8 because fuck you

AMG CLK GTR
Lamborghini Diablo GTR
Ferrari 250 GT California
Ferrari 288 GTO
Bentley Mulsanne Speed
Bugatti Type 35
Ferrari f12tdf
Bugatti Chiron
W Motors Fenyr SS
RUF CTR3
RUF RGT-8

>oldskool M5 as daily
>993-generation GT2
>tuned Terminator Mustang
>McRae's Subaru
>XJ220
>first gen Viper
>the Peugeot supercar concepts that they don't give a shit about

Found the boomer

I could probably make a list of 50 cars and bikes without much effort, but that's tl;dr

This is nice.
I'd rather have something like a spoon NSX than a concept car that probably doesn't run though.

>LaF
>Huayra
>SLR 722
>Gen V ACR
>Gen IV ACR
>458

Rest are just shitboxes I wanna tune about like

>RX7 FD
>BL5 Legacy B4
>RX8
>R32 GTR
>C6 ZO6

I'd have an ls swapped tesla just to piss off people

I fucking love the way they look. The styling is just... Legendary. Any new car, repeat ANY new car just falls on its fucking face vs anything I mentioned. 'cept maybe the fiat.

I'm 19.

a countach with a twin tubo aventador swap

a bugatti type 41 with TWO modern bugatti w12s put togeather inline for the powerplant

any pre war mercedes i can get my hands on

and a twingo

Oh, and I'd probably drive a different one every day. Not because any of them are boring, but because they're all equally lovely.