>14 memes early r0tf ur just like a reddit fag tryna fit in
maybe u get a post or 2
Jordan Taylor
Why is she called "crystal" maiden? She's not made out of crystal, she's a human
Lucas Martinez
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Oliver Lee
why is ember spirit allowed to have such broken talents
Anthony Bailey
There are no young whites in this world anymore, so no surprise valve caters to thirdies
Mongrelization destroys whole regions Small white countries like denmark or sweden produce more white pros than giant countries like USA or Germany or France
Easton Hall
Icefrog kind of fucked himself with the talents.
It's like he has to balance twice as many heroes now.
Jonathan Sanchez
There are 4 regions and demographics on this planet, and thus on this general
1. Thirdies 2. The Union of Europeon cuckolds 3. The White Regions of America - aka Goodeurope 4. The Rest Of America (which unlike yuros, does not cuck the good, white parts of the nation with oppresive taxation and reduction of rights)
I am far superior to you, and the fact that you are triggered about this shibboleths the fact that you are either a thirdie or a yurocuck
Asher Parker
HelLO!
Michael Diaz
Describe the current meta of dota 2
Charles Jones
ok thanks
Isaac Barnes
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Charles Scott
whats so hard about balancing 896 different skills?
Ryan Cooper
shit
Jason Scott
reddit helps him balance the game now so it's not that hard
Mason Adams
Why do you guys force this maymay?
Reddit doesn't balance the game, the only suggestions they get into the game are bug fixes and quality of life fixes.
Hunter Martinez
you all do realize that the paradox of Veeky Forums ist hat this website house both the only people of any merit and note on the internet, while also the most garbag efuckiong worhtles shitstain pieces of garbage you ever've had to interact with right
i mean you coposterians do realize this right?
Christopher Rivera
>friend asks how i make all my naga illusions go to different camps
Asher Edwards
>tfw going on deployment tomorrow >tfw going to miss 9 months worth of gulag memes and barny streams >tfw going to miss 9 months of esports Help
Ayden Ward
no one important or valuable goes to Veeky Forums, its literally a website for the lowest common denominator
Alexander Smith
The look in Sheever's feels like she knows what will happen to her, and that makes me erect.
Brody Jones
how do you build Axe this days? haven't played in a while, there are many new things
Andrew Bailey
signing over your life to the government. you deserve it.
Jason Bailey
reddit is stupid people pretending to be smart Veeky Forums is smart people pretending to be stupid
Carson Mitchell
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
Jack Long
Give me all the farm
I have a team(s) to assassinate and a game to lose
Logan Baker
can someone tweet this to sheever?
Ryder Ortiz
previous metas:
4p1: >four supports protected 1 carry who rice farmed, both teams avoided fights until reaching insane farm and then fought a single teamfight where one carry one, games were long and extremely boring
deathball >everyone picks aoe ultimate heroes and clumps up as 5, looking to jump into a single decisive teamfight where the game is decided in only 3 seconds of action after 30 minutes of running around
memepush: >just pick pushing heroes and stomp the enemy towers in the first 10 minutes, snowballing off the gold and taking their T3s before they're ready to fight back, games didn't have any action at all
memeback: >the winning team was unable to push into a sniper who turtled up in his base going ho ho ha ha, and attempts to end games flipped them around, so which side was winning wildly flip flopped and the advantage got bigger each time, until one side finally snapped the rubber band/. games were nonsensical
pubtrain: >farming was rendered pointless, so 5 heroes just constantly kept tping to mid lane and joining in an extended running fight, teamfights would stretch on for 5+ minutes straight with everyone respawning and rejoining it, you'd have 60 deaths in 20 minutes, fights lasted this long because of glimmer capes and cold embrace and force staves keeping people alive
tank meta >big fat heroes got farmed and were unkillable and just walked over the enemy team, nobody was able to fight back
those were all the OLD metas the new meta is:
iceberg dota >early fights give one team an advantage, but the disgusting amount of shrines, highground advantage and weak sieging makes the game take 60 minutes to close out, but the winner is never in doubt and the rubber band isnt strong enough to flip games. So its just a boring turtling affair until you inevitably lose
Juan Kelly
I hope you die on duty. You deserve nothing more for being part of the evil imperialist military industrial complex.
Jeremiah Sanchez
are there any cowboy fans here
i'm not going to waste the time trying to shibboleth you, especially since it's not very likely you're here
i'm just going to blatantly ask if you're here
Xavier King
>just pretending to be retard Xd
Caleb Ross
>reddit wants the game to have more memefights and memebacks >game gets more memefights and memebacks
Samuel Jenkins
>nigger qb
No thanks
Brandon Watson
shibbolethed a truly stupid person who thought he was in good company
this website is basically just FYAD 2.0 but with a lot more scum like you who don't actually belong
based correct posterbro
Gavin Wright
Reminder that /pol/ compeleted the merger of Veeky Forums and Reddit
Reminder that Veeky Forums is literally BadReddit and also DeadReddit
Lucas Hughes
>niggers, spics, other shitskins and leftist nu-male cuckold SJWs will never, ever _E_V_E_R_ get over the fact that based glorious GoodAmerica states which are 90-99% white exist
get absolutely fucked you worthless cunts
Kayden Lewis
>citation needed
Jacob Wilson
k, good thing you can never get rid me me
Dylan Campbell
boot up the game and fire up a game
Tyler Murphy
No you retard, as in there's no way you can prove that Reddit made this happen or even lobbied for it.
Ayden King
been hovering between 5k and 5.5k since MMR first got introduced (got calibrated in the low 4ks but rose fast)
should i quit this game?
Kevin Hill
how many patches deep are you to be talking like the way you are?
Asher Hall
c'mon its fairly obvious the way they were complaining about rat dota and farming, supports weren't fun to play and getting cucked. now we get hero brawling action game defense of the ancients 2 patch 7.00 reddit edition enjoy your memecuck game
Elijah Moore
so have you guys ever wonder what putting a dick inside a dick feels like?
Joshua Moore
yea
Nathan Davis
It wasn't hard to look at a pro games and be like 'gee illusion spamming buildings down at zero risk to heroes is a little too strong', it's not just Reddit who complained about it.
Jace Thomas
what should i play for my competitive game fix? overwatch? r6 siege?
Michael Sanchez
>c'mon its fairly obvious the way they were complaining about rat dota and farming
This general was literally SCREAMING about how much it hated "rat dota" around TI3 and farming around TI4 and TI5
And the EG retards were crying the hardest of all of them
Jack Price
i want to hug drow ranger, kiss her, and hold hands
Thomas Parker
r6siege actually rewards players for being good so probably that
Zachary Rodriguez
fuk off reddit kill yourself you memefight loving cuckfaggot
Ryder Robinson
forgot the pic
James Smith
THICC
Gavin Thompson
>claims Reddit balances the game even though you hate the site and don't visit it
Josiah Martinez
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Jaxon Thompson
>muh deathball there's still farming and farming efficiently is as important as ever
NO SHIT one team seeks to push the outer towers in as soon as possible, that's on shrines. There wouldn't be a rush like that if it wasn't for shrines. That's still hardly deathball meta; obviously one team has a stronger teamfight and seeks to capitalize it early, this has literally always been the case. There hasn't been a meta where a team thought "well gee should we push towers and get map control while we can? Nah let's not do that let's rather afk around our part of the map"
In dota, the stronger team has always pushed towers. What the fuck makes this patch a "deathball" meta, the fact that in your 3k garbage games people always start deathablling if the meta isn't completely figured out and laid on the table? Because that happens every patch, it's called being shit and unable to adapt
Mason Lewis
who's your favorite hero? mine is brewmaster
Jeremiah Robinson
this patch isn't deathball anyway you shithead
deathball exclusive refers to massive aoe lineups that blow up the enemy team instantly, like with big ultimates. If a naga siren sleeps the enemy team, dark seer vacuums them all into a clump, enigma black holes them, tidehunter ravages them when black hole ends, THATS a deathball lineup
having a drow ranger chipping away at your towers or getting memed on by ember spirit doesn't make it deathball, not all 5 vs 5 fights are deathball lineups
Zachary Torres
fuck off r3ddit. even in 4k its deathball memefight retard dota
Blake Brooks
Race = white, black, asian Ethnicity = English, Polish, German etc
reminder not to use the wrong definitions!
Parker Roberts
4 protect one works fine if it's naga
Josiah Miller
Why the fuck would you call me a shithead when we're literally agreeing with each others
real problem of this meta is dragon lance
Brayden Turner
might as well call this game reddit it's not even dota anymore
Jace Walker
reminder that offlane slardar is obsolete and needs to be replaced with the superior offlane tiny
Andrew Walker
I just got out of a 70 minute game where our riki ended with just shy of 16k damage dealt.
Sometimes your just destined to rank in this game.
Tyler Morgan
I'm arguing about the state of the game, just that it's not Reddit's fault.
Robert Allen
What's the only constant in your losses?
A: That Riki
B: You
???
Jack Nguyen
>sending a melee hero with 0 base armour and a fairly weak escape to the offlane
Isaiah Morris
>I'm arguing
I'm not arguing*
Alexander Watson
RETARD
Cameron Baker
fuck you asshole I agree with your points you fucking trashcan
Angel Walker
>make dragon lance a UAM >save dota
Thomas Phillips
Do girls like THICC men? Asking for a friend.
Jaxon Wright
can they jsut delete treent from the game
Isaac Scott
yes THICC men look great with dark fedora and unkept facial hair
Hunter Cooper
Game 1 >fun game, everyone in there is skillful
Game 2 >clear account buyer ruining my fucking game and/or jungle whatever
Michael Carter
>go mid >enemy support asslicks the opposing mid the entire game >team feeds >go support >carry builds dumb shit >team feeds >go carry >"me mirana support" rushes maelstorm and feeds >team feeds >go offlane >team feeds no winning in this game lads
Carter Bennett
"mirana support" is code for im going to do nothing but farm my aghs all game and try to carry.
Justin Phillips
What's the only constant in your losses?
A: That account buyer
B: You
???
Ian Davis
mirana is a shit hero and should not be picked in any role
David Murphy
>win game when there isn't a cunt who clearly shouldn't be at my mmr >lose game when my core goes 0/5 in 10 minutes
???
Evan Robinson
we are in 100% agreement there friend
Kevin Allen
Fuck this game's community is toxic as fuck. Just constant racists insults like stupid fucking pinoy. Was I just reported the last time I played and matched with idiots or is this what dota 2 players are like?
Xavier Collins
You probably thought Game 1 was fun because you won, if you lost you would have lost your shit no matter how balanced it was.
Joshua Powell
"Rubick support" is code for "I didn't get to play carry, so enjoy playing 4v5 while I try to steal all the last hits for my Aghs and then die first in every fight anyway"
Kayden Sanchez
No user, i enjoy loses if it is a reasonable game.
You mean to tell me you dont?
Connor Watson
community is only shit because you're shit desu
Xavier Rodriguez
if you played on your own country's servers this wouldn't be a problem, pinoy.
Jaxson Rivera
What's the only constant in your losses?
A: That shit community
B: You
???
Owen Ross
What can i pick to have a guaranteed win in the 3k bracket? I've tried the common noob stompers like Bloodseeker and Ursa but my retards get stomped faster than i can stomp
Alexander Phillips
lol dude i'm only level 5. I'm shit it's just that seeing offensive shit every game is not my idea of a fun game.
Nicholas Gray
le green dude of die
Ryder Torres
>tfw no victory moon stream
Adrian Adams
go cry about it on reddit fag
Ayden Diaz
Brad warden is good slardar
Lucas Russell
How long until CK aghanims breaks into the competitive scene?
Joshua Anderson
>mouse to control illusions
I actually fucking cringed
Owen Bennett
I know what you mean just mute them immediately and only unmute at intervals of 10 or 15 minutes. Set chat wheel to stuff like buy/upgrade courier, get back, well played, need wards.
Juan Torres
how else you gonna control them in a test lobby if they belong to a CK bot, they're not under the 'other units' key, they have to be drag selected