League of Legends General -/lolg/

Last Crablord Edition

Current patch notes:
na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch/patch-624-notes

eyosongive.us

is there mmr in aram?

post em

Draaaaaven!
Best hair!
Best legs!
Best face!
Best guy!

Vg vs Vg is up on NA, needs one player and it could be you!!!!!!!!!!! password is vidya

so when will they revert the violent maulingof turtle stance?

Thinking of dropping League (played for 5 years) for Overwatch. I just can't deal with the shitty community in this game anymore or Riots constant kikery. Anyone else made/thinking of making the switch?

need 1 vg

yes, all matchmade queues have mmr besides bots

Hi, /lolg/!

When the fuck should I gank and who should I gank for?

Yes. All game modes.
>And there are autists who take it seriously.

too bad he's a worthless ADC

Who's your pocket pick when your having a bad day?
>this bitch right here is my rainy day hero

>Overwatch
Did you mean: Overhyped?
You'll come crawling back. I guarantee it.

t. Blizzard

Wait.. I keep trying all the combinations. Which one is the Slut?

do a full clear
are you full hp? if yes, check the top/bot side
is enemy pushing? wait for an opportunity, else do a crab and show up mid
go b, get items, repeat until you start grouping

I want to breed magical girls.

BETs

vg bets

They don't want to breed with you.

MATING PRESS

Lulu is my STAR!
I'm her GUARDIAN!

All glory to the URGOD

That was a good one.

>I just can't deal with the shitty community
go watch dunkeys overwatch vids

xth for breast metal waifu

I bet on autism.

what keystone on lethality MF bot?

I kinda wanna watch that top lane match up

>leave in season 5 when they give every jungle camp a shitty buff
>come back in season 7 and now they're gone again

Wow it's almost like every jungle camp having a buff was a terrible idea.

>play poppy
>outtrade illaoi in lane phase
>solo kill her under her own tower
>hecarim is assblasting my team
>teamfights roll around
>hit W
>hecarim cant do SHIT
>Ult illaoi out of her own moshpit
>every single fight
>collect freelo

This champ is fucking busted

B E S T
G I R L

I ban her every game I get the chance
I don't even top I am a jungler

tfw too smart to play poppy

Lulu is ADORABLE!

You just done counterpicked that shitllaoi's ass.
That's the expected result.

>pick poppy
>"you just counterpicked [insert LITERALLY anybody but darius here]'s ass, you deserved to win"

YEAH

NAH

Oh, please, you don't have to be so damn obnoxious.

Dont forget the kid morde

Maybe you should stop playing quinn jugnle

top 2 rows, let's go
>ex adc main

I want to impregnate those girls.

whats the most autistic thing youve seen in this game
not bad or good
just autistic - chatbox included

my friend allchats "papi mi pinga es duro para ti" to see what other spanish players will play along

cant remember if its papa or papi. i never learned any spanish

also howd i do? adc rushed boots

Lulu is the strongest!


Illaoi's weakness is anyone who can go aggressive on her when she tries to tentacle them pre-6, so that's a legit counterpick.

You wanna counter poppy, pick range/sustain.
Vlad for example.

All of them? Uhh...you should start backing away. She's mine.
And her boots are mine too.

not bad, urgot and morde is bro tier

You can keep the boots I just want the girls.

>go to R34 subreddit
>remember niels is an actual human being and he's still alive

>my friend allchats "papi mi pinga es duro para ti"
sta dura para tu gfa prro :v

What kind of underwear does Lux wear?

You have to realize that childbearing while being able to transform surely must have pretty fucked up side effects for the baby to the point where it might even die, right?

>The people doing the worst on your team are the ones saying "we can win" and refusing to FF

What drives people to do? Like, you're the fucking reason we're going to lose quit spouting memes and accept you're fucking trash.

I guess whites as her standard skin, and maybe shimapan as Star Guardian.

>he doesn't fight to the bitter end
stop playing ranked fuckhead

I've had 2 matches like that recently. I understand if you have a chance of winning but when there is no fucking chance that pisses me off. I try to reason with them saying we could be spending this time starting over and playing a different match but they never listen.

Lulu is the adorablest!

Nah it's a magical girl transformation. The baby will be completely safe as the mother's subconsciousness will protect it.

A chastity belt when she's not at home.

how to play jungle:

>/mute all
>do whatever you want
>ignore cries of your toplaner

I want to breed magical boys.

Still, back off, she's mine. Even though I don't really have any desire to at the moment, I'm the one getting her preggo.

>play a champion that screams free kills and easy ganks like maokai, nautilus and sion
>The jungler NEVER fucking comes EVER

>Score is 21-5
>Your team has no turrets
>enemy is at your nexus turrets
>somehow thinking you're team is gonna pull off a miracle and win

are you high?

You mean be bred by.

lol

how to play top:

>tell the jungler to go bot when they come top for a leash
>"not gonna gank top then"
>buy control wards
>shit on the enemy top

holy shit is having a good jungler ever cozy as nautilus

you're in the deep end now motherfucker

>all these waifufags hoping on lux because of the new skin

Is this like seasonal waifus but for League?

>can't get autismbucks
>day job is making me want to kill myself
what's the alternative here my existence is devoid of any enjoyment

>hits from the fucking side
>at that distance
is there any way to defend shit like that?

i dont know how to type in huelian

I'm surprised that you treat this like it's some sort of game.

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

So i gotta pick up a new champ to learn.
Wukangz or Kled?

no I mean BREED


I want to have procreative sex with his boihole and shrug when he asks why its not working

>6/0
>Have 60 cs on my lane opponent
>And 3 levels
>the 2/12 bot lane is too busy arguing whether i lost us the game by taking ignite top over teleport to pull their fucking act together

kled is a really big guy

>is there any way to defend shit like that?
yeah welcome to ping

that doesnt justify shit

CLANG

>playing as Jax against a GP
>wonder if I can jump to his barrel to kill it then kill GP
>tfw you actually can
Wow I'm probably retarded for not knowing this since I guess it is considered a minion
everything is coded as a minion in riot spaghetti code

...

What are the most popular roles to play?
>1: mid
>2:???
>3:???
>4:???
>5: support

>playing ori mid
>having a tough time with ahri
>free week yasuo is top lane
>about 6-8 minutes into the game or something close to that
>yasuo already has 3 deaths
>bitches that mid isn't roaming yet
>it's somehow my fault he was feeding

I would have expected the jungler to be blamed. This is a new one.

Lulu is cute! CUTE!

Mid
Jung
Top
Adc
Supp

Not, its considered a ward or something. Yasuo cant dash through it and syndra cant pick them up

thank god, now i can stop playing this garbage flex mode.

they're all the same retard, theres one of each in every game

mid, top, jungle, adc, support

only thing im not 100% sure on is jungle vs top but at my mmr top is way way way more popular

What's the best yi build and why?

yes it does

Youre cute :3

The higher mmr you go the more popular jungle is

placem and watchem!

y-you too

>Oh man twisted fate seems so interesting, I sure would like to practice him in blind pick
>Hard countered by Yasuo mid every time I get to try TF.
I want to murder CertainlyT.

No U

>they're all the same retard, theres one of each in every game
kek

>spaghetti code
its action script that wasnt done right and hasnt been done right for years

the sole fact that adding a skin is the same as adding a new champion in their "code" is part of the issue. the more skins they add, the longer it takes them to ass themselves to fix a champion. theres a reason why costume specific bugs exist - its solely due to each one being a new fucking champion as far as the game's "code" is considered

buying skins is effectively killing any productivity on fixing broken fucking shit like blitzcrank's knuckup knocking up a vlad that already became invulnerable from W

think about how many fucking skins there are - working or deprecated. think how much effort went into implementing each one. they could have made the game not shit in that time

damage is way too high on everything and bruisers are way too tanky
anything thats not a top tank gets deleted
adcs are fucking shit
jungle is op as fuck

Watchem where? I checked the site's streamer tracker and no one is online