this is what happens when nobody makes a new thread and leaves it up to the retards
Henry Morales
2nd for Dummo
Michael Campbell
Good edition
Adrian Martin
>Avada's a gluttonous bitch I'm so sorry I feel so bad I didn't think I could eat them at first.
Tyler Baker
I WANNA MASSAGE AVADA'S SWEATY FEET
Leo Jackson
Damn, shittin' be hard.
Evan Butler
FREE KINGSTON
Sebastian Roberts
filters son. janitors won't save us.
Brayden Thomas
>38 people online >at 3 in the fucking morning
Goddamnit you fuckers go to sleep this is supposed to be comfypop times
Brandon Lee
because it's 3 in the morning everywhere at the same time
Nathan Sanders
Yeah but most of the fuckers online are americans
Luke Allen
toilets ought to serve a purpose, as it stands they're only useful for hiding tator items or making chloral. a more in-depth plumbing system would also give engineers a little more to do than just sit around after setting up the sing. we're a (relatively) mature playerbase and i think we could develop a waste management system that's enriching gameplay-wise, and not a goonfest, chimp exhibit, delhi simulator. still, i know a lot of people are apprehensive about features like these, so for those who find that content off-putting or just don't want to bother we would also implement diapers. they'd be an underwear option in character setup. to ease players into waste-related content, they could give a bit of flavor text occasionally or something idk just spitballing lol
Bentley Harris
HE WAS A MIME AND GOOD AT HIS JOB BUT HE COMMITTED THE ULTIMATE SIN: HE TESTIFIED AGAINST DOCTORS GONE BAD
William Morgan
You aren't fooling me, shiteater.
Ryan Watson
Brown waifus confirmed best
Nathan Flores
Wow this thread is absolute shit already
Kayden Phillips
These are the folks we share a server with
James Murphy
baby's day out mode when
>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart >captain has to secure him >anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him >baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers >babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief >baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods) >four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle >if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins >if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins >if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
Chase Richardson
P o o
w h e n
Andrew White
Seven quadrillion posts of this and the question (round continues??) has still never been answered
Hunter Cox
Fritzl is very mutch the best waifu
Asher Ramirez
yWct hod eein uo
Christian Powell
What can a Chemist do after filling the fridge and the mix?
Hudson Wood
>Ramirez Mexicans can't be astronauts.
Connor Ortiz
Let's have some serious non self-shilling discussion on the game.
Security Dream Team?
Luke Hernandez
BaneVader43 as HoS BanEvader43 as Warden Banevader43 as security officer BANEVADER43 as security officer banevader43 as security officer Will Smith
Logan Bailey
If Kent Fistem isn't on there then it's a shit list
Hudson Fisher
Me
Ethan Baker
Isolate dansauce from Discount Dan food (to make pepto) Hack Dan machines to get fish tacos, isolate carpotoxin from them Multiple drug pills other than keloderm (cryptobiolin/mindbreaker/impedrezene for medbay shitters) Make smoke grenades full of shitty substances
Andrew Nelson
Ded?
Owen Hughes
>Isolate dansauce from Discount Dan food (to make pepto) or just buy a can of mann's drink $10 for 60 units of pepto as effective as anti-tox and doesn't react with any other chemical i really don't know why keloderm is the standard, but nobody makes dylobismol
Charles Cooper
dead
Brody Adams
ded
Leo Nelson
>fill You say that is if the fridge has an upper limit. KEEP MAKING PILLS CHEMIST SCUM
Carson Rivera
not dead
Leo Lopez
I make peptovene tho
Dylan Morgan
because nowadays most chem is done by MDs who either have no chemists, or have had enough of the chemist only making Fun Pill 1u. It's much more work to make dylobismol than it is to make KeloDerm, and when an MD does chem, it's generally the bare necessities and little else; Dylobis is not a necessity since regular old Dylo exists.
Brandon Lopez
You want secs dream team?
3 random name sec officers, jacked up on combat medibots, with rechargeable eguns, fibre optic internet and 3 pAIs spamming *law as they pump our tricord and donuts up the ass, with a HoS that was smart and allied the clown and tide to be vigilantes, made a truce with cargo and stocked as many guns as possible while also making several turrets, fortifying sec, treating prisoners right and roundstart bolted down the perma blast doors.
Xavier Lewis
Nice trick with the drink, didn't know that.
Keloderm is much easier than dylopeptol. If mechanics upgrade the sleepers they dispense pepto in any case.
Now that I know I can get it from drinks I might just separate them in the lab to make it though.
Josiah Diaz
Hit the nail on the head, I normally do the starting chems each round because I know I can knock them out really fast. I don't stray much further in chems than about 6 pills of Dylobis though. People rarely get extreme toxification for it to be useful.
Juan Jackson
>random name sec officers I'd argue with you over this, but considering the fact that most static sec officers are dogshit at this point, so really it's mostly a tossup between douchebag and turd sandwhich with the occasional decent peanut-butter and honey mixed in, like a golden nugget in a pile of pyrite and cow shit.
Aaron Allen
I random name and am never referenced as shit in the thread or post game.
Michael Butler
>had a nightmare about joining the game and suddenly we had walking animations alongside attack animations
i think i've been playing this too much
Isaac Jenkins
>decent peanut-butter and honey >not honey tuna sandwich
Bad sandwich taste aside, random name sec tends to be really good user, Pomf used to play random name sec alongside another admin back when, they were great and teached the new generation of sec how to do it properly, if you play sec with a static name you have a much better chance of being garbage than a randomname that is supposedly trying his best to be good sec.
Atention whoring in sec of all places is the worst place to do it, you are there exclusively to be robust, do the law and be just, blend in and don't get anyone's panties in a twist, it always ends better.
Matthew Cook
I always random name but I random named for sec even when I static named.
I really don't want to deal with some imbalanced shitter 15 year old that decides because I arrested him for a crime I should be annoyed for the rest of time.
Way easier to just random name while playing sec and get arrest valids.
Ryder Fisher
Guess you have a point, just don't like randomnamers on general principle, they always seem to be like gigantic shitters who use the randomname function so nobody remembers that they're shitcurity. Still, anything is better than ebin memeteam waifufags who sit around putting on lipstick. Also, >honey and tuna Disgusting tbqh.
Nathaniel Ward
And peanut butter and jelly isn't? user, they don't mix, you have been memed your whole life, its a shitty sandwich with a shitty song sang by snoops brother, its weed lmao tier food, tuna and honey are perfect, fatty peanut butter and sweet slimy jelly do not mix, desu.
Carson Price
I'm going to post this in every fucking thread
Samuel Ortiz
>all these plebs with two-ingredient sandwhiches Get out, Ham, Mayonnaise and pickles is literally the god-tier-est sandwhich out there.
Or a firehouse subs Hook and Ladder, that's might fine too.
Christopher Martinez
>Some people say the Grey Tide is the act of breaking into places even when asking for permission would be easier, and stealing when legitimate procurement would be faster. Some people say that the Grey Tide is the beating of an authority figure when they overstep their boundaries and begin to become abusive and hateful beyond the rules they set even for themselves. But you say that the Grey Tide is a state of a sort of almost “zen focus”, in grudges and in acts of subversion, a sort of idealized mental state of anarchic defiance of I TOLD YOU YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT, THERE’S SUPPOSED TO BE A DEBATE HAPPENING
>Guess you have a point, just don't like randomnamers on general principle, they always seem to be like gigantic shitters who use the randomname function so nobody remembers that they're shitcurity. >Still, anything is better than ebin memeteam waifufags who sit around putting on lipstick. I get what you're saying but I don't want to deal with all the bullshit from static naming in a position where I play against antags and criminals.
>I arrest a player >Either they are good sports and accept they were breaking the law or they get salty as fuck about it and bother me >Now I have to deal with some player being a shit and just staying on the right side of metagrudging but being a prick about it
>I arrest a player >Next round I have a different name and if I feel like changing it up different appearance >Do what I wanted to do without any baggage
Nathaniel Parker
I make tuna sandwiches with pickles. Toast the bread, mayo + tuna + pepper, then layer it on the toast and top with pickles.
It's delicious and full of protein.
Jeremiah Watson
Donutbot, borerbro, thank you. You were great comrades who gave your lives for me. I turned fat for some reason and my hardsuit exploded so it was all for nothing in the end, but the futility of it all makes it that much more beautiful.
Evan Cruz
sounds fun desu senpai
Jason Davis
>virologist and other doctors on duty can't cure viruses >say "That's okay, Daddy will fix it." over dept channel and vamoose to virology with radium in hand. >I taste the hubris of my statement under my tongue >the virus shatters the syringe in my hand when I take my own blood sample >raise eyebrow in confusion >people start crying out ROD on the radio >I run at the first sign of movement, narrowly dodging the immovable shaft of destiny >get sucked into vacuum and die >last stage of the virus is gibbingtons >retrieved by a cyborg a couple minutes later >he runs around in circles in medbay with my body, accidentally ZASing the braindead CMO to death in the process >paramedic hits my body with the defib once, I reenter my body >he hits me a few times sporadically, I tell him how to take my clothes off in LOOC, but he doesn't >eventually I get revived, by the borg no less, and thrown onto the shuttle at the very last second
NARROW ESCAPE LADS
Bentley Wood
>Random Weighted Vote Result: Defficiency/ with 1 vote and a 6% chance of winning
WEW
Carson Russell
please stay dead you greytiding turboshitter
Blake Wood
MY
Jason Moore
> the virus shatters the syringe in my hand when I take my own blood sample Fuck I'm glad as hell I added that effect
Dylan Carter
sorry parker ;_; i tried to fix your body but it was too bad and then the rod and i had to put your brain in a new body but i hadnt realized that hachi had drained the body of its blood so you died in like 2 seconds
Dylan Ward
>eat a donut >burst out of my suit, can no longer wear it >running around the station trying to assemble a treadmill >someone keeps following me and fat shaming me >trips me and steals all the treadmill parts
REEEEE
Ian Mitchell
jeez buddy, just because i insulted you a few rounds ago doesnt mean that you have to keep being so mad
Isaac Parker
>nothing happens all game besides bullying a mime >game freezes for me and several other people according to the thread >come back to my corpse being ditched in genetics. It was a pleasure working with you all.
Andrew Murphy
Me x7. We'll keep order or by god we'll kill every last one of you until there is.
You can use arith for an even thicker stack and since it's a slow release chem you don't need a lot. Then a tricord-dd booster pill if you need it for anything like expecting to get deathstung and have to ride out the cyanide while it beats on you and the AT clears it up.
Gavin Morgan
oh my god i genuinely would love this just for the fact that i know at least one greentext story is going to pop up of the clown acting as the kid's bodyguard and making his escape even more fruitful
Sebastian Wright
I might get flak for this, but the tastiest sandwich I ever made was a ketchup, ham, sugar and peanut butter one I made while bored in a restaurant of a friend.
Dominic Martin
>Everyone that doesn't like my behavior is just salty i trol'd them
Ian Barnes
ahahahahahahahahaha
Kevin Diaz
...
Carson Flores
You ignored virus symptoms then died cause you're stupid
Isaac Lopez
Shoutout to the RD last round for helping me rez runtime.
Liam Fisher
I was literally the most retarded cultist on the planet I'm so used to non antag roles that I had no idea what to do without cultist backup
Camden Cruz
>mfw I get to do my greatest card trick of all time for a lot of crew members.
Juan Russell
i dont have any proof buddy, I'm just making a guess. I know you'll vigorously deny it, but I've just got a hunch that you're someone who's mad and might be developing a bit of a metagrudge against me i was on the lam mang, couldn't risk getting treatment Even though I died it's not a big deal, I still had a good time
Tyler Gomez
That was pretty fun, was a boring round for me otherwise.
Julian Thomas
>tfw you lose all interest in Veeky Forumsstation What do I do there's nowhere else to play TG and Hippie are the opposite of what I enjoy, bay and Polaris are 2serious and their admins have sticks up their asses, and Urist is just always dead. i want spess, but I don't want Veeky Forumsspess anymore
Chase Cook
A lot of people don't know that it was actually bussed once. The only security officer on station was tasked with looking after the baby. I think it ended with the baby getting away from the officer and walking out of an airlock while he watched helplessly, he wasn't the same afterwards. The only thing is it isn't very engaging for most of the players, they seldom come into contact with the event, but then I guess 50% of our game modes are like that anyway.
Wyatt Lewis
Well...you know...
James Gomez
Sorry I couldn't help you more, mang. I didn't have enough cash. did you just hack the machine to make it shoot out random shit until you got the tool you needed?
How was runtime? You got him back alive and healthy?
Nathaniel Martin
Yeah we did! And we got him onto the shuttle alive and healthy, right next to Salem!
Jonathan Butler
yeah, considering most of the objectives are supposed to be secretive and kept under wraps, a lot of roles don't see much action. i can't count the number of times my chaplain/viro rounds were just tedious waiting until all of a sudden "SHIT'S FUCKED LET'S GO"
what if the ai reprimanded those who failed to keep the baby safe
Christopher Fisher
Had an interesting round earlier
>Be me and want a comfy round for myself >Fix up ghetto bar, an engi borg comes in and sets up power like a good lad >Bring Radical Steve out from maint and turn him loose in the bar >Eventually, the roach ends up having some offspring >Decide to make the ghetto bar as grimey as possible >Set up a slot machine, install a cig machine and a Discount Dan's >At the point, the roaches are about 20 in number, with eggs everywhere >Jose comes in and comments how dirty the bar looks >Ends up going out of his way to grab materials so he can make a "Booger" drink >A bird comes by, also comments on the sleazyness of the bar >Tell him to gamble on the slot machine and i'll make him a drink >We all get to talking, the bird is winning, Jose is making Booger drinks, roaches are out of control >Take some toxin damage from eating roach caviar and start puking all over the place >A janiborg comes in and starts trying to clean >The 3 filthy amigos jump the borg and damage it enough so it leaves >At this point, the bar is filled with cigarette smoke, vomit, borg oil, vox blood and human blood >Broken beer bottles on the floor, roach eggs, dead roaches, grown roaches, cig butts, the works >Win a trophy for the first time for having a degenerate bar >Not 5 minutes after getting that trophy, Avada walks in and eats it and then immediately leaves >More borgs show up as well as security and start to bully us >The 3 filthy amigos fight back, disabling a combat borg after it melts my face off >Bro bird leaves to get me some medical supplies >Comes back and another sec officer shows up and attempts to arrest the vox >A scuffle ensues and the vox is taken into custody >Attempt to free him, but he tells me not to >Walk back to my grime god altar, knowing our days are numbered >See the captain removing barricades carrying a roach nuke behind him >Succumb to toxin damage, telling Jose i'm going down with the bar >Roach nuke goes off >No survivors
Josiah Cooper
pls no mention this here
Samuel Rivera
This actually sounds fun
Tyler Torres
>no corpse beaten into an unrecognizable mess for maximum uncomfy
Austin Butler
who are the tg refugees besides rin
Ryan Baker
>our player-base has been so co-opted by Hippie aand TG that people are aactually saying yes to the shitty killette meme-mode
Jesus christ. It's the fucking end.
Nolan Lewis
(you)
Julian Cox
I stole the identity of the Security Officer who arrested me, got an old vox Security outfit and wore his ID and got out of Security scot-free. I got your corpse but you turned out braindead when I tried to clone you, so me and Jose escaped on the security pod after the escape shuttle turned to plasma. You were magnificent man, I'll never be so filthy and comfy at the same time ever again
William Thompson
hippie is in the shitter anyway
Austin Howard
The emotional trauma of losing your baby would be enough for most
Hunter Reed
>Talisman communicate rune your word(s) >Research words >Place and hide at least one teleport rune >Create maint rape cave(s) >Sweatshop while being careful about your light(s) and meson range if you're doing it on the cheap instead of in a cult base. >Convert some dudes and assign them to making talismans and getting trama kits, burn kits, two chem dispensers and a chem master into the base >Astral and see how many coolguys you can zap up for manifest ghosts and if they'll be any use. >Any cultists you have that are good at converting, have them do so. and keep an eye out for getting a head id to use for your comms console >Any too useless at converting can do various sabotage like subverting the silicons/sabotaging comms >Literally never read the game mode pages despite the potential of having a cult round tier guys get a quick tutorial on making runes, talismans, and using the chem dispensers >Good cultists need cult gear but the bad ones will be doing blatantly what the fuck is he doing behavior, get fingerfucked by sec and then your cover is blown and you're about to lose to evac/gestapo >Rack up converts and objectives. By now it's a function of time until someone fucks up and the cult is outed >Then just spam armoed manifest ghost teleports at the station until they overwhelm and stone any resistance.
Brayden Barnes
Hippie was always in the shitter, Hippie IS the shitter user.
Dominic Wilson
And? Why the fuck should we care about Hippie? Why should we have to play host to their refugees, who are trying to change our server to be like their shithole? Fuck you. Fuck Hippie. Fuck all this shit, this is Veeky Forums, now either play it like Veeky Forums, or fuck off back to your shithole serb, faggot.
Jaxson Reyes
Don't know about TG, but look for plasma men with names of a gas and a Roman numeral. Also, people who ask for chemo you don't recognize, like occuline or mutadone, are likely from a TG variant.
Hudson Reyes
some of us just find the gamemode interesting. it ain't super serious, i'll admit, but i do get tired of extended and cult rounds that end with no action at all.
might as well have a baby run around and be the biggest nuisance on earth.