AGDQ (Awesome Games Done Quick) is the main focus for now. This is a week-long speedrunning event for charity--more specifically, the Prevent Cancer Foundation. We are currently on day 2.
Useful speedrunning links: speedrun.com/ - Has most, if not all records of runners doing certain games. Many runs have a recording so you can learn what the runners have done.
tasvideos.org/ - Tool-assisted speedruns. Shows how a game can be run in optimal conditions. These videos are usually useful for learning routes and certain techniques.
Reminder that abusing your emergency food dog on stream is fine but 2hu plushies are creepy
Blake Smith
*crickets*
Kayden Bell
>there are 15-20 minute runs >due to incompetent setup times the speedrun times will actually be shorter than the setup time
Luis Lewis
really? abuse?
Connor Cruz
Yeah, I thought it would be funny but they're just being textbook normal fags. I'm not clever enough to get in here.
Leo Bell
ah well. Usually fat white girls like black guys for some reason
John Smith
I just got permabanned for saying "GREETINGS FROM GERMANY"
Aaron Jackson
there's a difference between big boobs because of fat, and big boobs but also fat
edoqueen is 100% the latter
Tyler Nelson
I just wanted a good first post to be honest. And you can at least call it unsightly when she's holding the thing's muzzle shut.
Owen Rogers
>paper face BANNED
Angel Morris
How'd they get a dog into a hotel?
Luis Murphy
allcaps is autoban
Angel Fisher
exactly what I said earlier. Hourglass body shape is amazing. Fat girl with fat tits is disgusting. Most people have such low stabdards whne they all declare Edoqueen a 10/10 godess
Eli Myers
and literally muffling its unhappy cries with a blanket. Just get up and leave, you're not needed or wanted or useful on the couch
Owen Perez
pulled the race card
Ethan Edwards
She probably takes the dog's knot while her boyfriend watches.
Easton Thompson
probably registered as a therapy dog
William Morris
Imagine if Edobean came in wearing no shirt right now. Just feel it for a second.
Jordan Gomez
Think she slapped the shit out of the dog and choked it till it passed out after leaving the room?
Liam Perry
cute gril on couch confirmed
mouthwash for the eyes
Camden King
Yeah shes not attractive overall. Cute face though, I'd let her blow me.
Logan Wood
WTH this whitey looks exactly the same as last one
Alexander Gonzalez
yeah nah I just don't find her attractive. Pic related
Jack Hughes
well this enigma faggot is already the most annoying faggot this year.
Dylan King
Reminder that you don't have to donate to win prizes:
Someone said gdq is dead. Over 110k people watching the stream during a shit time slot during a shit game.
Yeah, it's so dead you absolute faggot.
Zachary Gray
I'd let her blow me if I could take a picture and she said "oink oink, I'm a pig slut. oink oink. Yummy yummy, I need cummy for my bloated beer gut"
Blake Cook
He's a breath of fresh air after that last guy's sullen display to be honest
Mason King
>Cute face though, I'd let her blow me. true, true. Same here
nah right now I like this guy
Brody Smith
7 boring runs in a row
Henry Evans
I don't think anyone said it's dead when it comes to viewership, that would be too retarded
Jack Adams
Breath of fresh air like a bullet to the grey matter.
>sullen maxylobes Also a faggot. Surprisingly quiet during his run. He's usually sperging out about new followers every ten seconds.
Isaiah Reed
they discarded their base audience for the masses. So people say it's dead more in a spiritual way. Commercially it's a sucess
Austin Gonzalez
I dunno this guy is trying to hard with his radio voice
Jonathan Baker
...
Cameron Watson
Just think of all those runners banging each other in their hotel rooms right now...
Easton Young
>linking to a shitpost come on user don't fall for it
Grayson Johnson
>Taking a shitpost seriously Why?
John Butler
>runners You know the hotel hates cleaning up the rooms after these events. The stink and the dried nut butter in improperly used condoms probably ruins a wing for another week after the event ends.
Eli Green
I have a friend that talks like this on VOIP. He doesn't do it in person ever, but put him on a microphone and he has this same annoying cadence. Lots of WELP's, those weird pauses and pitch changes, exaggerated sighs, etc.
Leo Fisher
At least the camera moves a little bit in this game
>improperly used condoms kek why wouldn't they know how to use them?
Jaxon Gonzalez
Which cute speedboys are getting fucked right now?
Justin Green
This emo has infinity more energy than the last emo. I like this emo.
Dominic Campbell
Oh no, this poor girl gets blacked, doesnt she
Blake Ward
i've never used a condom when picking up con sluts and i normally nut inside them
how fucked am i
Carson Powell
Cronikeys
Oliver Myers
this guy's voice is half radio announcer, half tour guide
I fucking love it
Zachary King
Man I love that game. Been years since I played it.
Cameron Turner
Why would they use them for their intended purpose? They're gay furries. They love spreading disease amongst themselves.
Owen Sanchez
Have you spent much time in the American southeast? Some people just talk like this. On top of that he's trying to be entertaining.
Justin Hernandez
They all burst because they don't squish the tip
Joshua Anderson
That's a girl. I cream pied her pussy.
Hunter Sullivan
they talk like faggots?
Ayden Sanders
They said cute
Luke Edwards
>how fucked am i depends on wheter you live in a first world country where DNA tests are common or do you live in a 3rd world shithole where HIV is common pick your poison.
also howm any con sluts have you banged?
aha
Hunter Anderson
You talk like a faggot, faggot. Get on vocaroo.
Gavin Cooper
The preferred pronouns are was, has and has been, you shitlord
Leo Diaz
>people in the south east sound like enigma Wrong. Nah, man. I believe you get your ass kicked talking like that.
Levi Flores
This nigga sounds like he should be narrorating the Studio Tour at Universal Studios
Colton Fisher
>why are they talking like men, it intimidates me
Elijah Cruz
Looks like the ingame character shit his pants
David Jenkins
HA HA NANO MACHINES xD
do you niggers really think this guy is good?
Ryan Martinez
Fuck you guys I like him. one of the more entertaining runners thus far
Levi Hernandez
I don't. In fact im going to go to bed
Isaiah Lopez
>he fell for a shitpost is your brain as dead as AGDQ right now?
Henry Flores
So how long until a runner brings his gf and she is in a full on burkah?
Justin Hill
Yeah, I like him
Tyler Ortiz
He's using gdq to catapult his AGGRESSIVELY MEDIOCRE twitch channel. He's literally 'twitch is going to be my job, please donate' filth so he sucks off anyone that will name drop him and tell people to follow him.
This is practiced broadcasting voice that has zero natural charisma.
Jonathan Collins
you sound smart
Jeremiah Jones
I'll take tryhard radio voice over the typical awkward mumbly autist any day
Dominic Wright
It's really refreshing that this dude is actually talking and not mumbling his way flatly through the run.
James Adams
Autists made speedrunning what it is today, show some appreciation faggot.
Wyatt Rivera
What's wrong with that? Burkah's are empowering and feminist.
Kayden White
Nu-srg, everybody. Nuff said.
Jayden Hill
5-10years if we're taking european runners
Christopher Brooks
What are you guys fapping to rn?
Jonathan Smith
Grow up.
Colton Taylor
I'll take someone that chops and screws a game in complete silence while doing shit that actually is impressive over a guy faking car salesman hype while failing an easy trick 5 times in a row.
Jayden Scott
Autist acceptance? Degenerate acceptance? How about you fuck off
Jose Hill
Worked for witwix
Jayden Taylor
nofap 2017 nigga
Aiden Parker
This. Ive done that glitch he just botched 3 times in a row, and it's so fucking easy to do. You could hand a controller to anyone and tell them how to do it and they could hit at least half of them
Jordan King
>Actually nothing interesting happens this whole run so just read donations the entire time
Michael Watson
only a TRUE /srg/ oldfag will be able to fill in this meme
*bird ______*
Jeremiah Myers
>video games helped me battle my crippling depression episode So bored of this shit. It's the male version of 'i'm damaged. waaaah."
Oliver Allen
Wtf...is Undertale really thi magical life changing experience that it's fans claim it to be? Do you guys recomend it?
Dominic Mitchell
I already fapped four times today, let me check what it was to (I keep a fap journal): >dota2 >huniepop >RAITA's mahou shoujo >anzu jaamu (because of the previous thread)