/srg/ - Speedrunning General

you gotta wonder why this is a 3d game. the graphics are so barebones, it's ugly as fuck

>grappleable

cute looking weebu gaymu

The green plushies are touhous btw.

what's worse at gdq?

Games you have never heard of

or

Ironically running shit tier old games like glover

Because shitty 3D is easier than good 2D or pixel art.

VoHiYo

what kinds shits were they? Normal brown logs? Poop pellets? Shades of green? Wet? Dry? How many wipes did it take to get clean? Did you use a baby wipe as your last wipe to get that freshly tingly pure clean goodness?

What did you have for lunch and dinner, so I know what your poop was compromised of?

How do you rate the flushing strength of each toilet? Did you fear any chance of it being clogged? If you did have that fear, was there a plunger nearby?

Did anyone complain about the smell? Would you have accounted for your own pooping if someone did complain, or would you blame it on someone else?

Thanks!

I've only now noticed all the qt plushies
getting real comfy
cool commentary too, shame it's so short

I like how the actual dwarf gets less attention than these disgusting trannies

Honestly though I love that dude, he always knows his shit and explains it well

wasnt a bad run desu

He is a Veeky Forums type of guy, right?

Looks like a weeb faggot

:thinking: is lit tho senpai

>new super hooker girl

no

I enjoyed the kalimba and super hook girl run a surprising amount

>make meme emotes
>barely stream
>get paid

>our guy got in with an under 6 min game

based our guy

kalimba was crazy good

I don't get why people put emojis as their emotes. It's even worse if they make them paid emotes.

what a faggot

>loss

...

bjw is a /jp/ kinda guy
shadax (the yume nikki runner from ESA) is the same.

I hope valdis story speedrun is as good as playing the game "casually".
I wonder what weapon and skill setup will be used.

has anyone done an undertale speedrun yet

thats a really great idea, a great game for speedrunning

>mystic quest music
surprisingly good for such a boring game

Did GDQ peak in 2013?

quite embarrassing

bjw is literally black

blechy is love, belchy is life?

BANNED

for someone who is terrible at games, Golden sure did cuck himself into becoming the face of speed

Yes.

There is maybe 2 things /jp/ and the rest is all /v/ and /srg/, bjw.

you cant ban maga invisible cap

>everyone non-caucasian or non-asian is black
he looks more mexican than black.

this interviewer has the personality of a damp rag

more like the face of stolen children

Well he has ro raise his ex-wife's autistic black son

I am surprised he even does these gigs when Game of Thrones should pay very well.

>15 minute setup
>5 minute speed game
>15 minute setup
>lel accordian undertale

I want to die.Just kill it already. Maybe the MGS2 runner can allu ackbar this shit.

based

Does Mike release how much he gets for these ads? (also his cut)

hehe hey guys the save the gentleman doge incentive got met thank you very much for the $500 donation anonymous :)

People are still doing that dab shit like it's funny.

gdq llc pays at least 50k per year to him

>Guy in a jock strap playing an accordion for two minutes
>On a PG stream

ok

This post is pretty anti-semitic

*dabs

More like pick 1 lmfao

will there ever be classic runs like the super mario 64 run again

You reek of /v/

you reek of autism & greasy neckbeard.

better than most of the shit that happens on this stream.

any good games today

yes, when siglemic begins transitioning

...

Is this a jojo reference?

pls edit that hand it's too manly

Where

cute

fuck off transphobe

Why do you have a second mouth below your first mouth

Yearly reminder.

no it's a atlanta rap reference you retard

desu mango does look like a homeless guy

Wait what? Who are you talking about?

True, I do smell pretty bad

Gucci Mane - East Atlanta Santa

And the meta did not move an inch for half a decade.

>hating on quirky guy who is always fun everyday xD

you're just boring tbqh

Isn't he a typical southern waifebeater?

Mango is a drunk who knocked up a trailer trash whore that happens to be in jail right now. He's the coolest 7-11 employee in the world though.

>this is valdis story
>i did everything
>it was all me
>nobody else did anything
>i am the only one who has done anything with this game
>praise me

>twirlstash

>no couch crew
fuck don't make this a sad run

They remade FFX?

>tfw no speed friends

zelda is dead lol dont bother
the best player looks and smells like an old witch and complains about his hands

>cosma
>best player

>absolutely nobody on the couch and the room is almost empty

>0:45:00
I really hope his friends are just late, I'm starting to feel bad for this weeb

this runner is hot i want him to eat my ass

>Valdis runner literally has no friends

thats rough

>nobody on couch

rofl

>farming in a speedrun

holy shit

>thanks mom
now i feel bad for him

i wouldnt be able to stay on the couch cuz id be sitting on his lap

DILF
I
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>thx mum
>30years old
JUST