/hg/ - Halo General

I'll pay you to let me suck it. ;)

Did we absorbed the Gears thread? Really should just make an Xbox General.

No thanks

>Pizza is literally a turbo autist who can't properly deal with somebody disliking him even a little bit
>he makes weird hollow threats about knowing "information" about other people
>he still doesn't know why so many people dislike him

Is it kill again?
Refugees welcome

Fuck off.

Tried to jump in yesterday to pop a question but it was gone. Still gone today.

You're my hero

>we have a thread now permanently stored in the numberfag archives based on the single worst Weapon in the Halo franchise
>No love for fireworks or spikes
I hate you guys sometimes

>he's such an attention whore he CAN'T LIVE with a one day ban from the discord
>He CAN'T STOP using a trip

Firebombs are pretty fucking pointless themselves

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Better area denial than H4 Splinter grenades or whatever the fuck they were called.

I'd fuck her.

I've probably killed more people with pulse nades than firebombs to be honest.
Although that may just be because there's no firebombs on any Halo 3 maps by default.

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I can't believe /gowg/ is FUCKING dead

These actually worked pretty well with Knights

>tfw the time

Oh shit nigga, who up

Never quite got my fill of this one. It was a good time, but none of my friends had the DLC, so I never got to play it much.

The 343 MILF has spoken about the Halo Mega Bloks game, IT'S HAPPENING:
mobile.twitter.com/PlutonForEver/status/818539188719009798

I'd like it if it actually happened

>FORMERLY known as Haggar

Hint?

>/hg/ gets together and actually has FUN for once

Could just mean it's actually cancelled

>/hg/ has fun together not playing Halo
really made me think

>halo
>fun
What is there to think about it, famalamily?

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What are you guys playing

Not with you, nerd.

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There was a link earlier

The password was only posted in the discord you secret club faggot.
This general has long past usefulness and should die.

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Anyone want Gears and Gears 2? Got codes for 'em.
Thanks for purchasing Gears of War 4.

TVCXD-FPRCK-V7QKW-2TG6F-W2HJZ
4YK6P-JQRT4-2MTG2-KRJQ2-YVTKZ

I don't actually know which is which but I think they're 1 and 2 respectively.

>tfw forgot to post the password with it
It's buildwall
forgive me

>tfw no R34 of Sarah Palmer in pure white panties with little pink buttlefly bows on the sides
>tfw no Sarah Palmer gf that opens up to you after a long day of work
>tfw no Sarah Palmer who lets her guard down when she is around you
>tfw no Sarah Palmer to make her feel safe by holding her in your arms
>tfw you will never cuddle close together in bed, after breakfast for dinner night
>tfw Sarah Palmer who is shy but playful in bed
>tfw never kiss her goodbye in the morning as she goes to work
>tfw no Sarah Palmer gf to protect my smile
>tfw worrying about her when she goes on a mission
>tfw thinking she may never come back
>tfw knock at the door
>tfw two UNCS officers standing at the door with a UNCS flag
>tfw no dead Sarah Palmer GF
>tfw no funeral
>tfw Spartans go MIA
>tfw never move on from her
>tfw never find her unwashed butterfly panties behind the dryer
>tfw it will never smell like her
>tfw never almost move on from her only to have her come back only just to see me again
>tfw she'll never tell you "you're the only reason I'm here"
>tfw never marry Sarah Palmer

Oh hey. Codes for 3 and Judgement just came in too if anyone wants them.

CXJVW-Q2MH3-Q97RM-MHJKY-976VZ
J69PX-W2QCY-3WJ3Y-P9M63-2GQQZ

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I doubt they'll ever actually make the game

Imagine being Chief in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Cortana, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight armor and horrific holographic monster face. I would totally protect the galaxy with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is melee another Grunt in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Chief and not only stand in that chamber while Cortana flaunts her disgusting ideology in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her corruption and shimmering blue skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that speech. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as all the other AIs tell her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CORTANA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of Covenant and Insurrectionists and later alleged Prometheans for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Eridanus II. You've never even seen anything this fucking disappointing before, and now you swear you can taste the simulated sweat that's breaking out on her glowing blue cheeks as she sucks them in to writhe them suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "ascended (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard to construct and refine in the previous months. And then the player reverts to a checkpoint, and you know you could kill every single Warden in this room before the auto turrets could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Chief. You're not going to lose your future UNSC career over this. Just bear it. Continue hiding your face and bear it.

God damn Cortana got fucking ugly

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Sarah Palmer so much, I had all the merchandise and games
>I pray to Sarah Palmer every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Sarah is love" I say; “Palmer is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a dirty Unggoy
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Sarah Palmer
>I called him Innie scum
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Sarah Palmer
>I am so happy
>she whispers into my ear “I thought you’d be taller.”
>She grabs me with her powerful Spartan hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Sarah Palmer
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Sarah Palmer
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Sarah palmer
>She roars in a mighty roar “We can still destroy the enemy core!” as she fills my butt with her love
>My dad walks in
>Sarah Palmer looks him straight in the eyes and says “Buy more req packs.”
>Sarah leaves on her pelican
>Sarah is love. Palmer is life.

FUCK YOU. You don't know shit about real game bugs you millenial baby, halo MCC is amazing. Fucking bungie kiddos, man. I swear to god have you ever seen real buggy games before you little bungie baby kiddo infant faggot? Jesus, you little teeny tiny kiddo have never played a real fucking buggy game, have you faggot tiny tight bungie kiddos heard of Halo MCC? It's a real shooter that birthed the "Players Found. Restarting search" genre you pampered teeny baby halo reach kiddo kid. I sware you infantile faggot teen kiddos haven't ever seen something with an actual glitch or bad matchmaking design like Halo MCC, you sissy baby kids are used to pussyfooting around in kiddo's first game working as intended with it's one-color visor and no armor customization or in-game emblems, you child. Back in the day we noobtubed little tight baby kiddos like you in your moist teeny eunich faces you little cumslurping faggots. Have any of you tight tiny little halo 3 baby kiddos seen a dashboard crash? or maybe a campaign progress reset? Not the little castrado baby cum kiddo slut box pussy "Works on my machine" but a real 100% complete locked achievement? The MCC, you little tiny teeny weenie little "fix this game 343!" bitching kiddos don't even remember that shit but real gamers like me do. I remember that badass connection drop, the UI lag, and framerate, and OG gamers like me remember playing that shit and wrecking you little baby bungiefag kiddos like you, fucking tiny "low population" crying noobs, bet you don't know what that even means cuz you aren't a real gamer you teeny baby halo reach kiddo. When I was 10 I was wrecking on the best mode dominion on Halo 4. Ever heard of it kiddo? nope cuz you're not an original gamer, you don't know what a real gamer is, guys like me were the first gamers, and we'd wreck you in your little tiny teeny weenie baby infant castrado eunich faggot halo 3 kiddo asshole, faggot. Halo MCC is how fixed games are meant to be.

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Grenade spam seems more effective in 5 than ever, small arena maps are spamfests.

>ywn see lego take on the halo franchise

Thanks I managed to snag GoW 1 and Judgement , all I'm missing is 2.

>tfw too new and agreeable to be made fun of apart from my shit k/d

>Posts link to CAH game
>Password required

Hahaha no.

>no

>It's an /hg/ plays halo episode

It wasn't for the likes of you. I just had no where else to link it. Also the game ended a while ago. Nobody had any fun at all so don't worry.

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the best episode

I won't forget the password next time.
I'll try to find more Halo cards and get games going every once in a while.

>its a 343 still hasnt fixed Warzone episode

We (/hg/) could make our own Halo cards in cardcast. Could be time consuming but maybe we can end up having a decent deck based on Halo.

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shit i did not think this through please john come back :(

That could work, but is anyone actually going to take the time to do it?

I checked and realized that you need a Facebook or Google account to create decks. I don't have either of these accounts and I don't want to be a normie and make one of them.

>It's an /hg/ is on a winning streak episode

Really, not even a throwaway gmail?

Yes, fuck that botnet shit.

/hg/ winning? It's more likely than you think.

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>main group all in one lobby
>everyone else in the fireteam doing their own thing
Is it alright to spam invites at everyone not in the full lobby in this scenario?

Explain.

>Sigmund spends the whole match complaining about being kill-stealed
>proceeds to do it

Last time I checked it was:
>18 ish people online
>8 in one fireteam playing BTB (full)
>rest doing something else
How often do we get two full lobbies instead of just one?

That was my rightfully deserved triple

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Good point. And the answer is never.

>It's a Sigmund vs Chaosdroid episode

>Pingas is party leader
>still on the winning streak

>/hg/ is partying and playing Halo on the night of the NCAA championship

JUST

Microsoft stop cancelling games

I really don't like halo anymore give me something new

>when someone say "Halo 4 wasn't a bad game, just a bad HALO game"

I'll play it with you