we're all waiting on the second fresh server edition.
GUILDS:
We've decided to wait on the fresh fresh server. No guilds.
>What is this?
This is the Nostalrius general. A private server for vanilla world of warcraft. We're currently waiting on the new new nost server release.
>Server homepage
elysium-project.org
>Vanilla WoW database
db.vanillagaming.org
>Leveling Guide
docs.google.com
>Nos Pre-Bis
docs.google.com
>Leveling Specs
imgur.com
>Big Addon Pack
wow-one.com
Last:
1st for Queue simulator
"Phew!" The Freshcuck breathes a heavy sigh of relief, as he turns in the first stranglethorn tiger quest at the Nesingwary Expedition.
Having spent 5 painstaking hours trying to tag mobs previously, and 8 hours in the queue before that, the Freshcuck endlessly plickers to and fro the graveyard every 5 minutes, mounds of bones from player corpses stacked as high as the jungle canopy surrounding him. He begrudgingly accepts the next tiger quest from the big game hunter himself, just before two undead rogues, the 5th and 6th unique ones in less than 10 minutes, step out from the shadows of the tent and the Freshcuck is once again forced to run himself back to his corpse. Unfettered, the Freshcuck grumbles "At least we're on an even playing field......." while waiting out the resurrection timer, which is now at 10 minutes.
After finally resurrecting himself after waiting for the 6th time in half an hour, he manages to tag one of the elusive panthers that have been endlessly camped for the past week and a half, and is close to killing it when out of nowhere he is charged and mercilessly cut down in a single stroke by a Bonereavers Edge wielding level 60 Warrior in full pvp armor...
"At least we're on an even playing field....." The Freshcuck grumbles once again, while running across the river back to his corpse with a now 12 minute resurrection timer. The Freshcuck takes solace in the fact that, being a melee class, he actually has something to raid for in molten core, unlike every single other class that has to settle for greens that are better than anything out of the Molten Core from 5 mans for the next 4 months....
"At least we're on an even playing field......" Echoes through the piles of bones littering the ground and the endless lines of people waiting for all the quest entities to respawn for all eternity.
Yeah this is ridiculous. There's absolutely no reason to wait in the queue. WoW isn't THAT good to be worth waiting for.
roll on HG, dump this literal trash queue simulator
...
Agreed. As much as I'd love leveling with everyone and the enjoyment of low level PvP, this 10000 strong queue is bollocks.
Why they just don't reset the server to get rid off people afking in the char select.
>2308
>logged in 7:34 hours ago
the ely GM"s are fucking stupid
I don't know why people even go to this server anymore
Back to old we go
>wow vanilla with 1x lvling isn't THAT good to be worth waiting for.
fixed
????
Veeky Forums guilds:
alliance
horde
Vanilla WoW, beer and Shokugeki no Soma S2, can this get more comfier?
>121 minutes
heh...
mfw queuecucks
Which class becomes the most OP if you can completely fill all of their talent trees?
>tfw 700 minutes
Veeky Forums guilds:
alliance
>placeholder> horde
>4 hours waiting in queue
>2,5k queue
>hmmmm maybe hour or two and I will be able to play
>disconnect
pls end my life
Now is your chance to return to PlayTBC. Population is booming and no queue
>548
i guess i'll launch the queue at noon tomorrow if i want to play after work
I am 9k in que
should I just go pve?
tfw not a freshcuck so I don't have to worry about queues
Mage, rogue or shaman.
new mega.nz link when?
girls are so weird lmao at the guys getting pushed around kekek, like, women don't play videogames right brosz
>vomits spaghetti
the lvl 255 servers do this, dont they?
Theburningcrusade or bust
>placeholder
indeed
RESTART
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>give feral druid blessing of might
>asks for wisdom instead
>give the next druid I see wisdom
>calls me dumb and says might is better
You druids...
I, for one, welcome our new smug overlords.
who here /refresh/'s the Elysium twitter hoping for a server restart announcement
>4274
>about 4 hours later
soon
no bully
Do you not know how twitter works you retard? You don't have to refresh, it automatically updates.
Depends if you want to play within the next 5 hours
>tfw I have really shitty internet that loves to d/c whenever the fuck, happens often too
>tfw I've made it from 12k to 3k in queue so far somehow
hold me, anons, I'm scared. I just want to play, but the chinks are ruining everything. It's not fair.
>give might to a priest
>they think I gave them bow and buff me back
>thank them
>they curse me out
lmao
just got off the phone with pottu, he CONFIRMED new server will be PvE, current Elysium PvP will be locked to CHINESE IPS ONLY
Came home from a comfy nights sleep and productive day at work to find myself still at the character select screen.
Haven't seen a queue in literal days.
And guess what queuecucks? It's nearly midnight in Russia. The slavs in charge of this server have all gone to bed without fixing it, so tonight I'm going to do it.
ALL
OVER
AGAIN
Which class becomes the most OP if you can completely fill all of their talent trees?
>freshbulls, please, PLEASE log out and let us lick up your leftovers
>qcucks poaching their own
the underclasses are starting to get desperate
post rare names
rogue
Thank you for the blessing of might!
server problems so bad i am literally considering starting on retail althought I've never played on retail instead
>or I can go to my kronos account with 2 60s
T-thank you, playbull. I'm glad you're having f-fun.
same I just resubbed to retail too, at least that isn't being run by incompetent slavs
>buff someone with rank 1 arcane intellect
>they buff me back with rank 3 fortitude before realizing
>tfw leveling comfy on old server, over 9k people are on
>retards are sitting in a queue for all eternity
>some people on fresh are already past level 25
lmaoing@ur life
equal playing field amirite
1) they want the one according to what they play
2) the second druid is a fag
I got all finalflash variations
>0.50$ has been inserted on your battle.net account
Is there a way to turn off LUA errors?
Its time
um
you can't get HIV from M/M anal sex right
i'd roll on a pve server guaranteed chinks free desu
>i've been afk on the character select screen since restarts yesterday
>have no intention of playing, leaving it on just in case
>people are LITERALLY in the queue
KEKUS DISCONNECTUS!
Don't worry. You're free to suck my dick while you wait for your queue to finish :)
>Be warlock
>have no buffs to give out
>Fear mobs that are chasing people running away from them and about to die
>Get yelled at
NOW BECOME D/CED FROM THE SERVER
Same shit happened to me, then it popped back up to 400 minutes.
Just fucking kill me already.
Guys check reddit. The Elysium faggots posted there and actually said shit won't change until they get the money for a new server, which won't be for months.
nobody is waiting for shit, we're all on Elysium PvP which is up now.
OP is just a server hopper he will never actually play the game.
retail wow, something that isnt tepid pisswater and a non shit anime
Is female undead rogue the most patrician combo?
>go to a lowbie zone
>as a lowbie is killing a gnoll or something buff them with the level of fort they're barely high enough level for
>they see their health drop to like 20% from all the extra health and start panicking, running away
every fucking time
>Playing on my hunter, pala gives me might
>Playing on my feral, pala gives me wisdom
Fucking pallies man
yea totally
How much longer from here?
2k is roughly 40-50 minutes
2.5k is roughly an hour
Restart in 20 mins boys
>2 quests near the DM
Whje the fuck EVERY FUCKING GROUP have 0 idea where and how do them? It this some kind of special knowledge?
>/nosg/ is now automatically listed on Blacked as a cuckolding site because of the sheer amount of cuck/bull spam here
>IN QUEUE FOR 4 HOURS
>STILL AT 5K
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>wait 4 hours
>play 6000 in queue
>play 1 league game
>you have been disconnected
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
B L A C K E D
>Tanned catgirl
HNNNNNNNNNG
>playing mobas
you got what you deserve
Imagine being a queuecuck right now, knowing that there are 4k perfectly good spots going to waste because they're taken by afkers who are going to sit in char select while they sleep for the next eight hours
who /readquesttext/ here while /autowalking/ here?
Good. No LoLfaggots allowed.
you wish people were giving you that much attention over a buff
>about to go to sleep while on char select
SLEEP TIGHT LADS, LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING TOMORROW MORNING
(with no queue)
Is this queue general? Am I in the right place? I just want a general where I can hear of riveting tales of people stuck in a very long line for hours.
Me too friend. WoW is, after all, more about the journey than the destination.
Personally I plan to savor my time ingame, level slowly, and ensure I sit on the character select screen for the 18 hours a day I'm not able to play.
>and ensure I sit on the character select screen for the 18 hours a day I'm not able to play.
A true classic indeed
Holy shit you're already level 45?
reported
>haven't even gotten to char creation since saturday
guys i really want to play
every single time I tell myself I'm gonna take it easy, go slow, read quests, do instances
then I don't
Post
>level
>race
>class
>latency
>favorite zone
>14
>orc(male)
>warrior
>16ms
>Feralas
/queue general/ when?
Yes, you've come to the right place.
Enjoy the wait, user.
wait your turn just like the other FIFTEEN THOUSAND good boys.
11
Human
Paladin
148ms
Loch Modan
n/a
n/a
n/a
unknown
queue