/Oinker/ General! #1(Previously known as /skg/ #969)

Please don't slander.

Okay.

hoo boy

He did say he was going to do this and no one opposed him.

Have a Valkyrie to cheer up.

BERSERIA!

This is what I get for leaving to play games. That's a cool outfit by the way

Would Velvet and Miyabi be friends?

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

2 more weeks. Why isn't the demo out yet?

Its Connect. Its when the 2 girls are fully sync with each other. They take no damage in this state and do more damage, but its easy to avoid.

>this thread
I'll go practice drawing more til next one rolls around

Are we oinker now? Kosher when?

Senrans with hair on their vagoos!?

Senrans without hair on their vagoos!?

It is!

pushsquare.com/news/2017/01/tales_of_berserias_demo_is_out_now_on_ps4

Did you know that cuddly bears are the best animals to help you through winter because of how soft and warm they are?

I meant the PC version

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Did you know that bear kill more people than any other animals on earth?

I want to marry Leo!

Yes, Murasaki is beary strong. Make sure to have a safe word whenever you cuddle with her.

Reminder that this bear is a yandere and will groom you to be her prince while you're tied up in her room.

But that way I won't be able to princess carry my cute bear!

nice mittens

You will carry her after your princely transformation is complete.

3 Anons I HATE!

1. OinkerAnon.
2. BeanSproutFartsAnon.
3. EmuLewdkarugaAnon.

H-A-T-E-!

I don't think she'd want to make me submit that much that she'd actually hurt me and mind break me, so it's fine. I'll go along with her play and become the prince of her dreams!

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One of you nerds should commission inkerton for more hikage

I want to turn my Senran into a monster girl! And then I want her to unbirth be so I can be reborn as one of her monster girl minions!

It's time for your shot, user.

But I commission Nyx for stuff!

Haruka is a pig-woman! A pig-woman!

And I hope you like vore! Because this months is vore!

/fgg/ has the superior OP image right now.

Does anyone have a link to the chibi censors?

Reminder that Homura once beat up the Necronomicon.

Some user was working it a couple threads ago but they said that they weren't done yet.

Who let Bashou have her calligraphy set?

Dont stare at my butt so much, user!

In the old days, we used to burn people just for saying this fuckery.

Reminder that Homura gets my dick hard every time I see her.

Let me see your tits then.

Oh wow! This one wasn't even me!

Some fuck asked her to draw it and then never paid her!

Leave Murakumo to me

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Is she inside Hikage?

The stores open in 30 minutes and I haven't slept yet. Anyone want something?

I could use some rice wine

Bro it's a fucking aldi, they don't have any fancy bullshit there.

They don't have any cheap ass rice wine? Fine get me a pizza lunchable. Make sure it's pepperoni.

There aren't many generals that don't have superior everything to this place at this point

I'm from europe, we have salami here. Pepperonis are peppers.

Does the shop sell any chibisenran?

Rarely. I got this the other day there, not sure how to cook it yet.

I don't know! But I only have the Hikage chibi censors.

>OP's pic

Is this the thread where we post Harukafag related cancer?
pastebin.com/uLH2Wv7p

That's alot of viagra. Being a harukafag sounds like suffering.

Jesus fuck. Fine gljust get me any pizza lunchable you can find.

did he died?

>killing yourself because of "depression"

Try being a cripple then you'll really have something to be depressed about and I still don't want to die.

We didnt hear anything from him after that thread but I bet that faggot pussied out and just decided to fuck off somewhere else out of embarrassment

This amuses me.

>Thinking depression is something you feel
>Atrentionwhoring on Veeky Forums
Whoa there Edgy Mccripplefuck

No, I know what depression is, I mean I spend most of my time sleeping because I just have all the energy sapped out of me but I'm committed to still beating it.

You're not depressed faggot. Fuck off

You have no reason to be depressed.

I'm not depressed.

Well whatever, angsty teenagers have pretty much no reason to be depressed. I'd know, I went through it too, and honestly, it's all bullshit. The SSRI's, it's all bullshit.

I feel like I'm being taken for a ride.
I hope you're just pretending to be retarded.

I was diagnosed with depression when I was 17, put on SSRI's, therapy, all that. I got over it by making lifestyle changes. Better social support network, friends, a job, etc. The pills and therapy don't do jack. Changing yourself is what works.

and because of that experience I think most teenage depression is also bullshit, and they just need to make lifestyle changes. Everything improves, mood, energy, motivation, your health.

The current thing of trying to treat Depression as a sickness where you treat it with pills is just big pharma trying to deepen their pockets.

The pills are meant to present mental illness from getting any worse not to cure it.

People want to hear that they're sick and can just take a pill and make it better, not that they're living their life wrong and need to change how they live.

No shit

Where's my lunchable?

I love oinker!

Would you still love your Senran even if she was extremely nervous around your parents? You know, stuttering, dropping stuff accidentally, constantly apologizing.

I got me some croissants, a chocolate milk and some of those.

I'd start fucking her Infront of my parents and get an emotional boner over her apologizing for showing them something so shameful.

I imagine they'd understand. Even if they didn't that sounds like something that could be cleared up with a five second conversation.

so if my Senran became Murakumo? I guess.

Well, considering she's a senran there's a chance her parents are dead and when you're already at the introducing part then your parents might become hers aswell.

I don't even mind she's giving me a blowjob in front of my parents

For some reason that makes me think of Mirai lying on a bed, wearing nothing but a negligee and her butt fully exposed while she munches a delicious breakfast.

What Senran would be the most likely to help Ryona with her vore fetish?

I think about mirais exposed bottom all the time aswell, user.

Probably that bridezilla girl from New Wave.