AGDQ (Awesome Games Done Quick) is the main focus for now. This is a week-long speedrunning event for charity--more specifically, the Transsexual Acceptance Foundation. We are currently on day 2.
Useful speedrunning links: speedrun.com/ - Has most, if not all records of runners doing certain games. Many runs have a recording so you can learn what the runners have done.
tasvideos.org/ - Tool-assisted speedruns. Shows how a game can be run in optimal conditions. These videos are usually useful for learning routes and certain techniques.
William Price
>wearing the same thing 2 days in a row
Oliver Moore
>tfw exhibitionist but too shy to fuck in public so you go on agdq to fondle each other on stream
Matthew Parker
Reminder that theres nothing wrong with using Emulators as a speedrunning category
Easton Brown
fat fucks at that
Christopher Gray
Can someone genuinely tell the staff to ban those two people in the crowd?
Grayson Reed
BAN THESE FAT ATTENTIONWHORES
Aiden Cook
Pink onesie is a guy, right?
Ian Mitchell
>not speedrunning laundry
Benjamin Murphy
Just tuned in. WTF is going on in the stream?!!!
Ethan Jones
>tfw cutfag >tfw my dick looks like a pathetic shrimp >tfw no real sensation when fapping >tfw inferior being >tfw mankind's laughstock
Why did ((they)) do that to us? I just want to be a real man ;_; ITS JUST NOT FAIR
Adrian Young
You can't bad marathonmonsters dude they're paying our bills.
Nolan Roberts
how do i get a cute pink gf
Charles Cox
Only the most accurate emu should be allowed. And only for memegames
Jack Morgan
this autist stroking his beard makes me so fucking mad
Juan Mitchell
Foreplay Done Quick 2017
Ian Baker
I haven't watched AGDQ at all this year
I have heard there has been drama and/or bannings or some shit?
Can someone fill me in on what the fuck is going on?
As thanks in advance here is a cute bird
Nicholas Hill
Peel a random girls skin off.
Sebastian Collins
poor hotell staff. Those rooms must look like warzones after all the partying and orgies
Evan Watson
Some autist shit stirrer dindu nuffin got banned for breaking rules
Adrian Wood
Is that a girl on the stand alone chair to the right of the couch
James Cruz
trannies m8 it's all coming up trannies
Leo Reed
Back to /v/ with you gossiping teenage girls.
Josiah Lee
looks like a guy to me
James Williams
What is it about playing games quickly that attracts mental illness?
Robert Bailey
bonesaw banned for actually having too much fun not even joking
Thomas Watson
i want to wash roll's stinky feet!
Hudson Kelly
wong is a pedo?
Gabriel Hernandez
...
Christopher Brown
Runner is a trumpete. Lets bet how long till he gets himself banned.
Henry Kelly
??????????????
Evan Miller
How? What happened?
Jaxon Rodriguez
:3
Eli Lee
Well he's not just literally breaking rules here, and I don't think he has a history of making death threats, so we'll see
Aiden Garcia
retards
Caleb Jenkins
how to get roll gf
how to get roll gf
Justin Martinez
Bonesaw and his couch called for the audience to tweet at Owen Wilson and Air Canada and accidentally said fuck a couple times during his legendary SGDQ16 Jak and Daxter run.
Luke Carter
*uncurls dick*
Caleb Wood
A predator on the run yes. Please call your local police office if you have a clue on his current location.
Adam Hughes
nobody knows my man. I personally believe it's a mixture of manchildren, poor social skills, repetitive activities and social predators that have combined into this slough of mentally ill freaks.
Hunter Phillips
Happen to have the fanart version?
Jayden Perez
Are there lots of trannies in /srg/ aswell?
Luis Brown
The fact that you think you are better means that you should just leave and stay in reddit where normalfags like you belong.
Dylan Morris
>Is [asian man] a pedophile?
Camden Moore
Where does one acquire your own loli?
Juan Miller
Dunno, but there's plenty attentionwhores.
Ryan Johnson
Dunno, I'm republican
Carter Diaz
Which one?
Gavin Hughes
>fact ??? this is why people know you're mentally ill m8
Luke Allen
You missed the cardcaptor tetris run. 3 trannies, one playing and two on the couch
Joshua Butler
thank god the Emerald run put me to sleep
Andrew Brown
The one with our boy asking the girl to stop rubbing him
Kayden Price
Imagine being such a crybaby that you're offended by men in dresses.
Sebastian Davis
>no max payne >no latest mario kart >no overwatch >no poe >no d3
Colton Cook
>overwatch speedrun
how?
Lucas Morales
muh family values
Jeremiah Hughes
Here Pokemon was a comfy run. Very nice to go to sleep to at the end. That perfect nature Rayquaza that took no damage was such a good roll.
Evan Foster
imagine posting such low tier bait
Charles Turner
There's a huge leap between a man in a dress and a man in a dress expecting to be called a woman.
Ian Miller
You mean women in dresses
Adrian Lopez
I don't care about dragqueens. that's their business. I do however have a problem with society promoting mental illness by claiming that mutilating your genitals and injecting hormones is a completely normal thing and actually changes your gender. Because it's plain wrong
Ryder Wright
Less than 2 minutes and 4 mad replies already.
God damn you guys are weenies. You can't make this shit up.
Nicholas Cooper
>donkey kong trilogy and gta at fucking 3am for eu >paper mario at 3am >batman arkham city at 3am >super mario sunshine and ff at 3am
nice global programming you fucking na shits
Caleb Evans
imagine being such a lefty you endorse mental illnesses
Jacob Baker
Offended rightwingahs literally killed all the fun at GDQ. Never again you will see werster as misty and trihex as slightly whiter trihex on agd couch having fun.
Matthew Brown
>>no max payne SAD
>>no overwatch how?
I liked pokemon until the story ended and it was just a boring grind through the Elite Four. That put me to sleep
Eli Morgan
It's literally the opposite of what you said.
In an effort to make the marathons more of a safe space, all fun has been disallowed.
Charles Russell
Imagine being a Veeky Forums shitposter who thinks they're qualified to diagnose a mental illness.
Lincoln Torres
>JUST LET ME HAVE THE FINAL SAY! PLEASE!
Connor Phillips
Yeah the schedule is ass. They know their big hitters but they still put them in a timeslot where only NA will watch them instead of both NA+EU. It's almost like the staff is actively trying to cripple their events moneyflow.
Connor Nguyen
overwatch you speedrun rage-at-team%?
Xavier King
why arent you following the reddiquette?
Joshua Jackson
>mad
William Ward
like you're doing right now? hmmm :thinking: hmmm
John Perez
imagine being a Veeky Forums shitposter who thinks they're qualified to diagnose who can diagnose a mental illness
Josiah Walker
Stay in reddit You won Stay there Get over it
Connor Harris
>people so offended by trannies they pretend to care about the mentally ill.
Brandon Morales
>Offended rightwingahs literally killed all the fun at GDQ I didn't know safe spaces, tranny promotion etc were right wing issues
Eli Cook
>poe >start speedrun, server shit iself, 300ms ping >game constantly crashing or ping freezing, always resulting in death >"We are having a sale on all these shit mtx..." >"We are having a sale on all these shit mtx..." >"We are having a sale on all these shit mtx..." >people spamming le toucan
actually might be alright
Parker Price
What
Hunter Ramirez
id just like to see overwatch ofc its not fit for the event maybe if they add a little singleplayer or a tiny story in then it could be run
sorta similar with the arpgs but at least there you could do it and it would be fun like doing all acts or something
exactly cuz its super clear that around those times are the big hitters or at least pretty interesting ones compared to a lot of the trash its just really annoying like put it at midnight or something thats fine for eu
especially with a lot of like mediocre runners those big hitters become more important to check out so it sucks harder the times are so gay
Gavin Parker
/pol/ actually believes that though. They are really this offended and manipulated this easily.
Jaxson Davis
t. tranny
Angel Ramirez
>europoors complaining about time slots AGDQ is run by superjews, they know exactly what their doing. You will just have to wait for the EU marathon...oh wait
it's shit
Owen Martinez
Ever notice how people trying to save trannies from their "mental illness" don't care about any other mental illnesses?
They only care about the one that threatens their masculinity.
Easton Russell
Those are all nonissues that you blow up in your mind and then get triggered at.
Ryder Collins
>care about the mentally ill. depends on your definition of "care" I guess but I do think they deserve help and I'll gladly pay taxes for mentally ill people to get the treatment they deserve. in my mind that means I care. But mutilating your genitals and injecting hormones doesn't change your XY chromosomes to XX or vice versa. it's plain wrong and I won't pretend that's not the case just because I'll hurt someones feelings
Dominic Miller
I have noticed that!
Landon Wilson
now that you mention it :thinking: ...
Jace Wright
>I'm such a warrior for mental illness! >Well, not all mental illness, just gender dysphoria!
Noah Hernandez
A BULLET in the HEAD of all DISGUSTING TRANNY FREAKS
Nolan Diaz
Fuck this shovelware is boring and the commentary voices are even worse. At least post Megaecchi instead of triggering the /pol/acks.
Ryder Ramirez
imagine if most of the runs were actually good i wouldnt have to listen to you guys constantly be so correct when discussing the topics of mental illness, gender dysphoria and political ethics
Camden Edwards
Who the fuck wants to save trannies? I want them gone for good.
Austin Robinson
I am none of those posters you quoted before. Just pointing out you get answers and then have nothing to argue back with other than "weenies". I'll stop arguing with you now so if you wish you can end this exchange with you replying or leave it.
Levi Bell
>don't care about any other mental illnesses? no I think they all deserve treatment so I do care. the thing is Anorexia for example isn't considered normal or even a good thing and being promoted in our society today the way trangenderism is
Julian Myers
Holy shit, the leftmost dude is obnoxious. Someone should tell him.
Easton Ward
ew no OW is trash
Sebastian Long
Why do you assume that there's only one person who disagrees with you?
Cooper Morris
i dont care it would just be fun to see it for 30 mins you know