/srg/ - Speedrunning General

AGDQ (Awesome Games Done Quick) is the main focus for now. This is a week-long speedrunning event for charity--more specifically, the Transsexual Acceptance Foundation. We are currently on day 2.

Current game is Canceled Man Legends

Next game is Katamari Damacy

Schedule: gamesdonequick.com/schedule

Stream: twitch/gamesdonequick

Useful speedrunning links:
speedrun.com/ - Has most, if not all records of runners doing certain games. Many runs have a recording so you can learn what the runners have done.

tasvideos.org/ - Tool-assisted speedruns. Shows how a game can be run in optimal conditions. These videos are usually useful for learning routes and certain techniques.

>wearing the same thing 2 days in a row

>tfw exhibitionist but too shy to fuck in public so you go on agdq to fondle each other on stream

Reminder that theres nothing wrong with using Emulators as a speedrunning category

fat fucks at that

Can someone genuinely tell the staff to ban those two people in the crowd?

BAN THESE FAT ATTENTIONWHORES

Pink onesie is a guy, right?

>not speedrunning laundry

Just tuned in. WTF is going on in the stream?!!!

>tfw cutfag
>tfw my dick looks like a pathetic shrimp
>tfw no real sensation when fapping
>tfw inferior being
>tfw mankind's laughstock

Why did ((they)) do that to us? I just want to be a real man ;_; ITS JUST NOT FAIR

You can't bad marathonmonsters dude they're paying our bills.

how do i get a cute pink gf

Only the most accurate emu should be allowed. And only for memegames

this autist stroking his beard makes me so fucking mad

Foreplay Done Quick 2017

I haven't watched AGDQ at all this year

I have heard there has been drama and/or bannings or some shit?

Can someone fill me in on what the fuck is going on?

As thanks in advance here is a cute bird

Peel a random girls skin off.

poor hotell staff. Those rooms must look like warzones after all the partying and orgies

Some autist shit stirrer dindu nuffin got banned for breaking rules

Is that a girl on the stand alone chair to the right of the couch

trannies m8 it's all coming up trannies

Back to /v/ with you gossiping teenage girls.

looks like a guy to me

What is it about playing games quickly that attracts mental illness?

bonesaw banned for actually having too much fun
not even joking

i want to wash roll's stinky feet!

wong is a pedo?

...

Runner is a trumpete. Lets bet how long till he gets himself banned.

??????????????

How? What happened?

:3

Well he's not just literally breaking rules here, and I don't think he has a history of making death threats, so we'll see

retards

how to get roll gf

how to get roll gf

Bonesaw and his couch called for the audience to tweet at Owen Wilson and Air Canada and accidentally said fuck a couple times during his legendary SGDQ16 Jak and Daxter run.

*uncurls dick*

A predator on the run yes. Please call your local police office if you have a clue on his current location.

nobody knows my man. I personally believe it's a mixture of manchildren, poor social skills, repetitive activities and social predators that have combined into this slough of mentally ill freaks.

Happen to have the fanart version?

Are there lots of trannies in /srg/ aswell?

The fact that you think you are better means that you should just leave and stay in reddit where normalfags like you belong.

>Is [asian man] a pedophile?

Where does one acquire your own loli?

Dunno, but there's plenty attentionwhores.

Dunno, I'm republican

Which one?

>fact
???
this is why people know you're mentally ill m8

You missed the cardcaptor tetris run. 3 trannies, one playing and two on the couch

thank god the Emerald run put me to sleep

The one with our boy asking the girl to stop rubbing him

Imagine being such a crybaby that you're offended by men in dresses.

>no max payne
>no latest mario kart
>no overwatch
>no poe
>no d3

>overwatch speedrun

how?

muh family values

Here
Pokemon was a comfy run. Very nice to go to sleep to at the end. That perfect nature Rayquaza that took no damage was such a good roll.

imagine posting such low tier bait

There's a huge leap between a man in a dress and a man in a dress expecting to be called a woman.

You mean women in dresses

I don't care about dragqueens. that's their business. I do however have a problem with society promoting mental illness by claiming that mutilating your genitals and injecting hormones is a completely normal thing and actually changes your gender.
Because it's plain wrong

Less than 2 minutes and 4 mad replies already.

God damn you guys are weenies. You can't make this shit up.

>donkey kong trilogy and gta at fucking 3am for eu
>paper mario at 3am
>batman arkham city at 3am
>super mario sunshine and ff at 3am

nice global programming you fucking na shits

imagine being such a lefty you endorse mental illnesses

Offended rightwingahs literally killed all the fun at GDQ. Never again you will see werster as misty and trihex as slightly whiter trihex on agd couch having fun.

>>no max payne
SAD

>>no overwatch
how?

I liked pokemon until the story ended and it was just a boring grind through the Elite Four. That put me to sleep

It's literally the opposite of what you said.

In an effort to make the marathons more of a safe space, all fun has been disallowed.

Imagine being a Veeky Forums shitposter who thinks they're qualified to diagnose a mental illness.

>JUST LET ME HAVE THE FINAL SAY! PLEASE!

Yeah the schedule is ass. They know their big hitters but they still put them in a timeslot where only NA will watch them instead of both NA+EU.
It's almost like the staff is actively trying to cripple their events moneyflow.

overwatch you speedrun rage-at-team%?

why arent you following the reddiquette?

>mad

like you're doing right now?
hmmm :thinking: hmmm

imagine being a Veeky Forums shitposter who thinks they're qualified to diagnose who can diagnose a mental illness

Stay in reddit
You won
Stay there
Get over it

>people so offended by trannies they pretend to care about the mentally ill.

>Offended rightwingahs literally killed all the fun at GDQ
I didn't know safe spaces, tranny promotion etc were right wing issues

>poe
>start speedrun, server shit iself, 300ms ping
>game constantly crashing or ping freezing, always resulting in death
>"We are having a sale on all these shit mtx..."
>"We are having a sale on all these shit mtx..."
>"We are having a sale on all these shit mtx..."
>people spamming le toucan

actually might be alright

What

id just like to see overwatch ofc its not fit for the event
maybe if they add a little singleplayer or a tiny story in then it could be run

sorta similar with the arpgs but at least there you could do it and it would be fun like doing all acts or something

exactly cuz its super clear that around those times are the big hitters or at least pretty interesting ones compared to a lot of the trash
its just really annoying like put it at midnight or something thats fine for eu

especially with a lot of like mediocre runners those big hitters become more important to check out so it sucks harder the times are so gay

/pol/ actually believes that though. They are really this offended and manipulated this easily.

t. tranny

>europoors complaining about time slots
AGDQ is run by superjews, they know exactly what their doing. You will just have to wait for the EU marathon...oh wait

it's shit

Ever notice how people trying to save trannies from their "mental illness" don't care about any other mental illnesses?

They only care about the one that threatens their masculinity.

Those are all nonissues that you blow up in your mind and then get triggered at.

>care about the mentally ill.
depends on your definition of "care" I guess but I do think they deserve help and I'll gladly pay taxes for mentally ill people to get the treatment they deserve. in my mind that means I care.
But mutilating your genitals and injecting hormones doesn't change your XY chromosomes to XX or vice versa. it's plain wrong and I won't pretend that's not the case just because I'll hurt someones feelings

I have noticed that!

now that you mention it :thinking: ...

>I'm such a warrior for mental illness!
>Well, not all mental illness, just gender dysphoria!

A BULLET in the HEAD of all DISGUSTING TRANNY FREAKS

Fuck this shovelware is boring and the commentary voices are even worse.
At least post Megaecchi instead of triggering the /pol/acks.

imagine if most of the runs were actually good i wouldnt have to listen to you guys constantly be so correct when discussing the topics of mental illness, gender dysphoria and political ethics

Who the fuck wants to save trannies? I want them gone for good.

I am none of those posters you quoted before. Just pointing out you get answers and then have nothing to argue back with other than "weenies". I'll stop arguing with you now so if you wish you can end this exchange with you replying or leave it.

>don't care about any other mental illnesses?
no I think they all deserve treatment so I do care.
the thing is Anorexia for example isn't considered normal or even a good thing and being promoted in our society today the way trangenderism is

Holy shit, the leftmost dude is obnoxious. Someone should tell him.

ew no OW is trash

Why do you assume that there's only one person who disagrees with you?

i dont care it would just be fun to see it for 30 mins you know