/agdg/ - Amateur Game Dev General

Of course. Everyone knows Popularity = Quality.

you can tell this is true because it has furries at the start and scalies at the end

listen kids. if you want cheap success, make a japanese cartoon porn game. you know those are way more popular than any furry shit could ever be.
you not making a japanese cartoon porn game means that you actually care more about someones elses success than your own. really makes u think.

this
furry is the plebeian fetish

>scalies claiming placeholder boxes
nothing is sacred

>junji ito horror game
Binged through Tomie last week. I'm ready for spooks.

nice ruse but we all know you're only doing it so that local weeb nodevs can get their own fapbait without having to make it on their own because they can't get off their lazy asses and are too busy watching anime

>I'm ready for spooks.
Move to Detroit then.

>my pile of fucking garbage beat dino dev
What the fuck

REAL TOP TEN HERE

you spent too much time on this

tender arms, bonelord and ctesiphon are also steamchat clique

My wife is from there. I'm good.

What about her son?

no need for top, however these are the 'real' agdg games here

>'real' agdg games
What constitutes realness?

>cliques are bad
>whodevs are also bad
pick a side homo

>marks Rune Revolve as whodev
>marks Elemental Knight as whodev
I'm surprised you didn't mark REM as a whodev, even though he posts less than the ones you have marked as whodevs.

Well we don't have kids yet, together or separate.

in all fairness the no 1 furry game also gets posted from time to time since dd11

Hitch your 'Metanoia: The Sacrifice was bad and you should feel bad' and/or whatever other feedback you'd like to pass on to me to this post.

posting in these threads on a consistent basis.

Don't pass your weak beta genes on, get her bull to impregnate her.

So why did you block out all the games that post in these threads on a consistent basis?

Hey guys, haven't been here in a while. Does the Devil May cry-esque U4 dev still dev that shit? it looked promising.

because they dont post in these threads on a consistent basis. one literally said they only post on discord

heh, nice art kid

come work for me. you can make cash. four figures a year salary, how's that sound?

Then why is mine hidden? I've been posting my progress on it for like a month now. Do I need to spam my game for it to be 'consistently posted'?

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> expecting people who make images like this to have any sense at all

it's arbitrary bullshit

>mfw no DDXII group art
let's try to fix it, post your game

if you're trying to make it that there looks like blood on the corners, they don't, they look more like veins

Yeah, one. Why don't you just say it how it is? You blocked the games you don't like and claimed all the other ones were the only real /agdg/ games.
Unfortunately your opinion doesn't matter, no matter how much you dislike those games doesn't change the fact that they post here consistently.

Batch when?

I think I did kind of both. I intend to go back and redo all the BGs that I've mounted all the transparent scenery onto before I launch. I can do a lot better these days, I feel.

>tfw no Tomie gf

>bunch of faggot neets sitting around making shitty games

Have you idiots made even 5 grand off your crap yet? Probably not. Kill yourselves tbqh.

>not being an artist and making 70k this year because you signed multiple licensing deals with advertising entertainment agencies

shiggy

>t. nodevs salty that yesdevs have been making games

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You gon get guillotined boy

>check steamspy
>find the shittiest looking garbage game
>it sold thousands of copies
...and you fuckers are still struggling when something that can barely be considered a game made by some poo in loo is selling?

>newfag nodevs in charge of who is and isn't a whodev

lul

If it has trading cards and is cheap, then it's part of Valve's racket and doesn't really count

ok. it's just that, unless there's some deep significance about blood veins in the game, I feel like it's out of place

It doesn't have huge significance, no. Just horror-themed dressing - which I felt was an appropriate set of things to put in given the game's set in a dark fantasy world.

i'll give you credit for at least reading the thread title in the last moment and quickly switching to the wojak image to write a more suitable shitpost
but the fact still stands, you got lost on your way. fuck off back to your biyearly speedrunning autism container

Actually the dev posts here alot, he just doesn't post screenshots often because it triggers some anons.

>tfw working on throwaway projects to learn things and only dreaming about your game

Pico-8 is in humble bundle. Is it worth getting?
I'm kinda tempted but I don't really like paying for shit without testing it first.

that's what i meant

1000 copies is like a big mac with no soda

Because I want to put it in my portfolio to make it easier to hire me, yes, that's why I'm struggling to make a high quality game before I put something up on Steam.

For those of us not living in burgerland, what are you trying to say?

>literally never been to steamchat
>STEAMCHAT CLIQUE

are you from switzerland or something

What is the game? I want to know if I own it!

1000 copies is like a nacho with no guacamole

if you switch out "steamchat" for "discord" it becomes accurate

Mine will come with the next demo day.

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and who are you?

That minion shooter game, I'm afraid to download it. I've never seen anything posted for it and the title sounds like one of those Games for Girls horror shows.

Has anyone given that thing a try?

For those of us not living in the land that always sleeps, what are you trying to say?

Trapdev.
I'm working on saigo no shinwa.

Do you have something or are you working on something?

That 1000 copies over steam is not an outstanding profit when considering cuts, mark downs, etc?

That's danger thoughts, though. Imagine how many devs would drop out if they considered how much they are losing in opportunity profit doing this game dev indie thing!

1000 copies is like fish with no chips

Yeah, cause Helleton dev is not posting there on regular basis.

I'm not even mad that you hid my game, cause it's not "shiny" enough to be recognized, but dude, seriously? Hiding helleton?

I've never seen progress by this guy even though he submitted 2 games to DD12 and one to DD11. Could be timezones but haven't seen them on any reacaps either.

For those of us not literate, what are you trying to say?

Jesus Christ!

>waste 2 hours tracking down a bug
>it was && instead of ||
seriously 50% of dev time is wasted on fixing trivial typos

1000 copies is like a bucket with no chicken

For those of us on the moon, what are you trying to say?

1000 copies is like AGDG with no one posting progress

When is the next demo day?

1000 copies is like doujin with no sex

Never. This was the last one.

in a 1000 copies

How the fuck do I draw my game title for the titlescreen

Have you ever tried to just ... do it?

reporting in

go away nike shill

Submitted this at like 1am last night so not sure if anyone noticed it , would like to get some plays if possible so I know if to drop it or not

itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-12/rate/110772

>unity web player
>install now!

Do what any typographist/logo maker would do. Make a bunch of mockups in black/white and play with ideas/typesets until you find the one that makes you go 'aha, that one'. Then you modify the typeface and turn it into more of a symbol/piece of art - and then you polish polish polish.

I wonder with all the high end shit like that apple mixed reality crap and ms hololens and other vr, it's still even worth it to try and go the OMA indie route.
I mean games today basically already look like reality, and with that new tech they will play like reality too, and players expect them to look the part. So in a market like that, how can your shitty pixels compete?

By being actually fun to play and not being a gimmick.

>and players expect them to look the part (iow to like reality).
I'll just point out that this statement on its own shows you haven't done your research.

I have put a download on there as well, idk why the web player doesn't work