/cah/ - Cars Against Humanity - Game thread

>What is this?
Cards Against Humanity is a quick card game where the players have to fill gaps in a sentence using a selection of words and short phrases, with the objective of creating the funniest/most offensive statement.

Each turn, an incomplete sentence is shown to everybody (black card), the players then have a short time to decide how to fill the gaps, using only words and phrases that are available in their hand (white cards).
Also, each turn a random player is chosen to be the "card czar" (the judge) who will decide which creation is the best, the winner is awarded one point and the cycle repeats with a new black card and a new card czar until a point limit is reached.

Both black and white cards are customizable, everyone can create new decks of cards and use them in their game. A while ago Veeky Forums made several decks, which are now grouped in a big, single deck (plus an accessory one) of cards for ease of use.

>How do I join?
Game links will be posted here, you just need to click it, set a nickname and start playing.
If a link doesn't work or redirects to an unrelated game, then it means the original link expired and that game doesn't exist anymore. All links expire as soon as the last player leaves the game room.
Links that are several hours old will most likely be dead, so either find a more recent one or create a new one yourself

>How do I make a game?
Go here pretendyoure.xyz/zy/ , click one of the three servers, then click the "I have read the above" button at the end of the disclaimer. At this point, you have to enter a nickname and confirm it, you will be brought to the server lobby.
Click "create game" on the top left of the page, a game room will appear.
Now you have to set up the game, you can leave all the default options as they are if you want, but you need to add the Veeky Forums cards and a password
To add decks, you have to type "/addcardcast #####" in the chat box, where ##### stands for the card deck code.

cont.

Other urls found in this thread:

cardcastgame.com/build
pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=56
pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=201
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>How do I make a game, the quicker way?
Click an expired game link, hit "cancel" when prompted to enter the password, you will be brought back to the server lobby (or asked to enter a nickname if it's your first time), from there it's the same as above, you just skipped server selection and a disclaimer and maybe saved 10 seconds you lazy fucker.

>Where are the codes?
here.

Decks currently in use:
Cars Against Humanity - Vol. 2 - GPYB4 Can I edit the cards?
Not directly, you can suggest your cards in the thread and they will probably be added to the deck, unless you want to make a whole new deck for yourself just to add your suggestions.
refer to this link cardcastgame.com/build to see how to write card suggestions.

And now the first game link of the day

pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=56

pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=56

pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=56

pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=56

pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=56

password is: INLINE5


REMEMBER: this is not a permanent link, if you click it and it doesn't work, then scroll down and find a more recent one

come on guys, more players are needed

JOIN NOW FAGETS

BUMP

Still going, niggas! Join for some lulz!

JOIN

NOW

>pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=56
Get in here, everyone!!

game has finally started

pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=56

pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=56

bamp

c'mon join fagg/o/ts
and take a god dang car related name

new game about to start, get in here nerds.

pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=56

Password: INLINE6

(accidentally changed it, my bad yall)

It's fucking 9:30 am EST. We're all sleeping or at work for Christ sake..

play from work faggot

Hella, but no big deal. It's one of my days off and I ended up getting up too early so, might as well?

pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=56

Password: INLINE5

(fixed the password, added more blank cards)

Black card ideas:

You can fix ____ with a hammer.
Brake for ___ but speed up for ___.
The sound of ____ makes me hard.
JFK was assassinated because he knew about ___.
___, the car of choice for ___.
If Veeky Forums had a cab company, the preferred cab would be ___.
NOS is for children, I use ___.
___ is Scotty Kilmer's secret fetish.


White card ideas:

Rommel's half-track
Heavy breathing
Redline your engine
The smell of burnt clutc
Powersliding a Skoda Fabia
Civic with a fart can
Carbon-fiber shoehorn
Miata without wheels
A greasy piece of wood
The sound of a blow-off valve
Some obscure Daihatsu
A gravel road
Matt black paint
Google Street View car spotting in Tokyo
Salty milk and coins

pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=201

Password: eurobeat

I'll probably be in the lobby until class starts so if anyone wants to join, feel free

Bump, we need another player

We got 17 slots so hurry up

not until the decks actually refer to cars

>doesn't realize there are blank cards to write down cars

bumparu

One of the cards says "now is for children"

It should be NOS

bump

Added

Fixed

Also daihatsu was spelled wrong

"salty milk and coins" should be "salty coins and milk"

>doesn't realize Veeky Forums has 2 fucking decks of car and Veeky Forums cards
fuck off retard.
This is Veeky Forums Keep this Veeky Forums related.

Veeky Forums card decks are right here:

We are using the Veeky Forums cards dumbass

Fixed

Blank cards are cards where you can write what you want, there are a bunch of them mixed with the normal white cards, it's in the game settings