EVE Online General - /eog/

chaos is a meme

i'd very much appreciate more cute ship girls being posted

The kaiwaiiest

Haven't played for more than a year, how's the whole skill buying thing working out?

You pay isk, you get SP.
Do you have any specific questions?

amarr shuttle>caldari shuttle>minmatar shuttle=gallente shuttle>>>jove shuttle

My rebuttal

end of argument

>Gallente
>Amarr

>Kawaii

Call me when there's a Cyclone girl.

amarr girls are pure

do you think her orgasms correspond to missile fire?

delete this

sure

i wont

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>huff gas clouds in a venture after doing all the data/relic sites in the WH
>mfw the local resident shitter tries to gank me but I just warp out of his scram

>super tired but want to do explomeme because just trained canopener skills to IV
My align times will suffer the tiredness penalty. Should I go for it anyway?

>mining

Reported to CODE

>hey guys I'm a two week old alpha and I joined a null corp straight away
>omg waah I keep dying to everything
>omg I can't fly ships
>omg I can't do any sites here
>hurr

Why can't they fucking stay in hisec for a while.

Dead thread

Dead game

oneiros

Because CCP isn't doing anything to make Highsec seem interesting, and the people that are making it interesting are the shitheads that gank 2-day old ventures "for teh lulz" and demand 100m from someone that barely has 5m.

So they go where the money is. And the money is in Nullsec, though at the price of a difficulty spike.

What'd he try to gank you in?

>be alpha clone
>join null alliance
>can't rat
>can't mine effectively
>pi will take forever to train inot
>given a salvage dessie to be a space garbage man

Fun.

Typhoon

> tiredness penalty

wat

Just do it anyways. It's fun.

Holy shit, were they retarded?

>pi will take forever to train inot
alphas can't PI

Alliance trashman is not the most glamorous of jobs, but it's a super low SP job that pays pretty well if you can keep up with the ratters. If there's a system (Like calling out sites that are being done) you can bookmark the sites and warp to them when they pop.

Also about mining, There should be nothing stopping you from mining in a Venture, other than the occasional rats that pop up. If a rat spawns, just move to the next belt and continue to cherrypick ore. It's not fast, but snagging ABC is perfectly fine.

There's always the exploration memes, and if you are on the lookout for HS travel paths (Especially freighter holes!) people will happily reward with bounties for finding them.

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>5MN Microwarpdrive II

>wat
Presumably, he's referring to elongated reaction times caused by sleep deprivation.

>tfw want to get back to Eve
>tfw it's a pure p2win-fest nowadays

>le p2w xdd

>engage in honorable 1v1 faction warfare pvp in my merlin
>the second I shoot the lone punisher local spikes by 20 people
>cant kill super tanked punisher in time
>20 Navy and pirate faction frigates come and proceed to butt blast me
FeelsBadMan

>mfw goons unironically

You can't beat the friendship, user.

>Just do it anyways. It's fun.
Nobody was responding so I went ahead anyway.

While shuttling to my explo ship I met 10 stratioses 10 asteros and 30 magnates.
This isn't a good time for no competition, is it...

Gonna do it anyway. Maybe I'll finally get the "Death of a Ship" opportunity completed...
It's worth it. For the fun if not anything else.

Precisely.

Link the kill mail.

>opportunity

Are you doing it in wormholes?

Hey, it's free ISK, can't complain.
I don't care what they call it.

The plan is to get to comfy null.
But it's exploration and plans tend to change on-the-go.

Through wormholes of course.

> null via wormholes

That's how I used to make ISK exclusively a few years ago. It's worth it and you'll learn a lot in the process.

If you want a fun little group of wormhole explorers, check out Coelacanth Operations.

Does CODE never hang around Dodixie? I've never seen them near there

There aren't enough dicks to suck around Dodixie.

They're hemhorraging members faster than applying a cheese grater to one's dick and in desperation they're trying to hold a huge recruitment drive

t. butthurt miner

ebin

xddd

>hi sec

>not burning 150 AU outside the system in a frigate and setting up your own shitadel

Are there any other corps on Veeky Forums that will take an omega noob? All-Out is radio non persona.

Moot's last jihad

moots last jihad

All-Out

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Even if you could live long enough IRL to travel that far at subluminal speeds, everyone would still see the market for the citadel.

>zkillboard.com/kill/59073307/

hmmmm

>/dog/ corps

>market

>Wyvern

I would rather not, sorry.

Who do I send the application to? I haven't talked to many people in the chat provided and I don't know which wormhole to head to.

Someone in GoonFleet made a "new-bee" *chan

I was just shitposting, sorry. don't actually join All-Out

don't join all-out anymore
its shit now, everyone good left and now its being lead by a very shit aussie that lacks common sense and cries at you if you're a meanie

>Oruze still this buttflustered

Cause miners are the only ones who think CODE are irrelevant these days, of course. Stay le salty walty ebin danke maymays cause we did it reddit.

Glad you guys like living in The Mittani's shadow after he sold out and got banned, though :^)

tfw gave a bunch of new-bee chans the tengu dick in catch today

>oruze being buttflustered about anything during their platinum age
yeah right go ahead and join all-out, have fun mapping chains in your head
:dragon_face::sweat_drops:

>implying :dragon_face: plays the game anymore

>ping4content is considered a platinum age for them
I'd hate to see their dark age then.

Only butthurt miners are this apoplectic about supposedly irrelevant dying corps.

>Amarr

>Only butthurt CODE are this defensive of their irrelevant dying corps

your butthurt

I don't think anyone is buttmad. I think we're all just tired of CODE being an unfunny meme corp who really doesn't add anything positive to the game.

pmuch

>killing hi sec miners
>not a net positive

>elite high sec mercenaries

if they help even one hisec miner out of hisec they have done something positive

Net implies it outweighs all their negatives, including keeping the game more or less stagnant

>ELITE hisec pvp
>good for the game
Literally just warp your catalyst to a retriever and press F1

>cap stable at 52%
gotta go fast!

le 'helping' meme that CODE employs

stop. fuck, you are an annoying lot of roleplayer faggots

>including keeping the game more or less stagnant
Yes, the heights eve would have gone to if only those shitfit retrievers weren't ganked.

>Being in a leldiddit alliance
>Putting dick in anything

Pick one

>reddit and CO2 are the only people in the casino friends war

>all-images-of-dogs-dowload.jpg

What could you possibly be doing in order for CODE to annoy you?

What could I be doing? Uh, existing. They are some of the most obnoxious people I've ever dealt with in Eve.

>t. shit tier hisec miner

stop being a shitter