>What is this? Cards Against Humanity is a quick card game where the players have to fill gaps in a sentence using a selection of words and short phrases, with the objective of creating the funniest/most offensive statement.
Each turn, an incomplete sentence is shown to everybody (black card), the players then have a short time to decide how to fill the gaps, using only words and phrases that are available in their hand (white cards). Also, each turn a random player is chosen to be the "card czar" (the judge) who will decide which creation is the best, the winner is awarded one point and the cycle repeats with a new black card and a new card czar until a point limit is reached.
Both black and white cards are customizable, everyone can create new decks of cards and use them in their game. A while ago Veeky Forums made several decks, which are now grouped in a big, single deck (plus an accessory one) of cards for ease of use.
>How do I join? Game links will be posted here, you just need to click it, set a nickname and start playing. If a link doesn't work or redirects to an unrelated game, then it means the original link expired and that game doesn't exist anymore. All links expire as soon as the last player leaves the game room. Links that are several hours old will most likely be dead, so either find a more recent one or create a new one yourself
>How do I make a game? Go here pretendyoure.xyz/zy/ , click one of the three servers, then click the "I have read the above" button at the end of the disclaimer. At this point, you have to enter a nickname and confirm it, you will be brought to the server lobby. Click "create game" on the top left of the page, a game room will appear. Now you have to set up the game, you can leave all the default options as they are if you want, but you need to add the Veeky Forums cards and a password To add decks, you have to type "/addcardcast #####" in the chat box, where ##### stands for the card deck code.
Friday night is when our main game is goyim. If this thread is killed tomorrow morning by 12pm PST, a new one will be up.
>How do I make a game, the quicker way? Click an expired game link, hit "cancel" when prompted to enter the password, you will be brought back to the server lobby (or asked to enter a nickname if it's your first time), from there it's the same as above, you just skipped server selection and a disclaimer and maybe saved 10 seconds you lazy fucker.
>Where are the codes? here.
Decks currently in use: Cars Against Humanity - Vol. 2 - GPYB4 Can I edit the cards? Not directly, you can suggest your cards in the thread and they will probably be added to the deck, unless you want to make a whole new deck for yourself just to add your suggestions. refer to this link cardcastgame.com/build to see how to write card suggestions.
Daniel Parker
Black Cards • Fixing a cam sensor requires removing ____ • Scotty Kilmer died after being hit by a _____ • You can’t call yourself a shitposter unless you drive a ____ • Corvette BTFO! It couldn’t beat a ____ • Chevrolet has never beaten _____ at Le Mans • I was t-boned by a _____ and now my ____ is totaled • ____ and ____: an Veeky Forums Musical • Veeky Forums is running a two car racing team at Le Mans consisting of a ____ and _____ • Frosty sold his corvette because of Alphonse shitposting. What is his drug run car? _____ • I live my life a _____ and ______ at a time • Mcrummy smashes into the back of your____ and both of you fly off the mountain • The fastest car around the too-gay is the ____ • You paul walkered your_____ and died • Dorito powered ____ • Alphonse drives/rides a _____ while _____
White Cars • Top Fuel Hemi powered twingo on stock tires • >projecting anal rage unto others • Transverse LS1 Prelude • Alphonse bingo • Mcrummy’s V8 volvo • Yuronipshit • The ramcharger used to run over hookers • nip cars are so slow they have to drive down hills to go fast. Its literally called "too-gay" • Shit the backseat • Pressure washing cloth seats to remove farts • Doritos • Pirate cannon exhaust • Crows nest in the bed of your honda ridgeline • Hayabusa powered smart car • Hektik skids on public roads • Women drivers • Anal fisting your boyfriend • Coyote powered Astro • Weebshit • Suicide doors
current auto winners are sam hyde, apex seals, and mustang jokes. GM fags need not apply
Easton Morris
is the game still up?
Gabriel Martin
no
Parker Wood
Is someone making a game?
Parker Torres
We will have one tonight, but you can make your own right now
William Rodriguez
I would consider adding white cards that are a little more specific and smaller in wordage to help spread things out. Maybe include individual items like carburetor, CVT, bondo, detonation, etc
get your ass in here theres only two people and I want to play
Benjamin Lee
game is deed rip in rips
Isaiah Ramirez
DED
Oliver Powell
Bamp
Cameron Hughes
Deck updated with the latest suggestions. We are now at 328 whites and 103 blacks. Enjoy
Keep the black cards suggestions coming.
If I can give you guys a tip, avoid making black cards that only have one or a very restricted choice of white cards for answers.
The old "_ swap will only take $500 and an afternoon" may be fun the first time, but given our current choice of white cards it becomes boring fast and doesn't have many solutions that make sense. Similarly, something along the lines of "corvette BTFO, _ won Le Mans" is equally boring and trite, which doesn't make for many funny solutions
Ethan Wood
I can't believe Stacey left me because I bought her ___. Guys I just paid $5000 for ___, did I fuck up? ___ owner here, will suck dick for ___. Fuck, I think I ran over ___ this morning and now my ___ is making really strange noises. My gf said she really likes ___. Should I be worried?
