/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

This, the only heavy unlock that really does that is probably the heater, and it's not really all that viable in most situations unless you're working with a team built around fire diamage

help

Wear the DDS and stay near your med

Guys should I just sell my fabricators or make kits then sell them? Which is more profitable?

Zhana and Mags are thicc

>dds
never
also the lobby closed because people kept leaving anyway
also it balanced me so i was on stabby's team anyway

Post heavy

ENGIE'S A GONER

engie's boner

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Ranko? So old school they tore the school down, rebuilt it, and tore it down again.

hello

whats wrong, ran out of flags for boston, scotland, and austrialia (New Zealand in comic lore)?

scratch that ill do it for you

SHUT UP KING NIGGER IS MAKING A SPEECH

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you alright there

pyro needs to be about flames and not being a soldier that can only shoot rockets once in while.

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what should i name my strange bottle
i just noticed i have more kills on it than any other strange melee that i own

how does it feel that hawaii shirt alone beats your other unusual loadouts

Can't beat the classics

Will they ever fix pubs, or is TF2 stuck with that casual matchmaking cancer forever?

fuck recycling imma bin this glass in your face

ISSUE 6 IS LIVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW GET IN HERE FAGS

teamfortress.com/post.php?id=26763

The comic is out and i didn't even notice

description too: aaaand make room for another one cause im not done drinking yet you southern crawly eyenawerrrr ahhwerrrlgl

New steam profile icon.

>teamfortress.com/post.php?id=26763
I'M GONNA FUCKING CUM

Nice callback.

You think pyro update is taking long.

>Im waiting for a state of the art commrade update

Damn

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Engineer x administrator slashfic when?

I fucking hate this matchmaking retardation. Why is the game sending me to a payload map if I don't even have the mode enabled on matchmaking search

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Because it was voted for when you joined the game, but your computer was too slow to participate in the vote, so to you it just seems you just joined a random map.

Okay holy fuck this comic was ridicolous
It still took one year too long, but damn
This everything is just too good

obligatory

So, confirmed names?
Scout - Jeremy
Soldier - "Jane Doe" (more than likely a flawed alias)
Demo - Tavish Degroot
Heavy - Mikhail
Engie - Dell Conagher
Medic - Mr. Ludwig (probably his first name, could potentially be his surname though, who knows)
Sniper - Mr. Mundy (I've heard Mick around but I don't remember if that's canon?)

that's not slash
slash is explicitly gay or les
I want male administrator to tenderly drum his fingers on my head

will the game ever be good again

>Medic with the bandana baboon
Holy shit how did I miss that?

Fantastic comic.
Spy is Scout's dad finally confirmed.

In the canon of the comic only.
The comic is in no way canon to valves story for tf2.

no you frickin dumbass, tom jones is the scout's dad. he said so himself, didn't you read the comic?

If it was we'd have new MVM missions.

>Post yfw Medic coming back to the living

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She's so cute.
Literally the perfect wife.

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ohhhh im having a jontron moment here
after all these years, a new mvm map? ohhhh

>It seems we're Team Fortress 2
Really valve?

>Best reaction image came from Ms.Pauling again

youtube.com/watch?v=Qj1BjhI-P0w

who's team alcheon?

Then in the following game, I joined a coldfront match that just ended, and people voted for cp_egypt which I despise and is also not in my MM search. Leaving the match would punish me

Valve has killed pubs

is "team fortress" the actual name of the team of mercenaries? like a codename given to the teams by the administrator
because this guy mentioned "team vanguard", echelon, and citadel, and which makes me wonder if fortress is named after 2fort or just a codename like the rest

>He stole his team's souls

tf2 is dead anyways

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there were way more panels of her naked and covered in honey than I was ready for

>Her tits were COMPLETELY uncensored

Just wait for TF3..

there weren't any nipples.
They were censored.

HNNNG

She had her tits out the entire time and that's full frontal nudity* and that's wonderful

That seems to be the idea
Team Echelon
Team Citadel
Team Vanguard
Team Fortress

It's good to see the biggest class rivalry sit it out like this...

But they didn't show tits or vag, so its still censored.
Because with all that other skin showing the nipples and the vag are the problem.

THICC

i wonder if the next game in the team fortress series might actually be based on one of those teams

assuming valve lifts their lazy asses and actually makes something new for once

The last comic would be a good send off for tf2

It was fucking worth the wait for all this new material we have to work with

also Zhanna, top fucking unf

And that's why it's never coming out

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yeah except for this itsy bitsy part

>Scout's name is Jeremy
>Jerma is LITERALLY Scout

He didn't say "this last comic" he said "the last comic", as in, the next one, the final one

I knew that

>All the mysteries of TF2, Australium, the Administrator, etc. are answered
>at the end of the comic, everything is resolved and the team is dissolved
>Valve says it will stop updating TF2

>Jerma has stopped updating his channel
>STAR_ only streams now and only uploads on his second channel

What happened?

Jerma uploads sometimes on his second channel.

Plus there's youtube.com/channel/UC4ik7iSQI1DZVqL18t-Tffw

>>Valve says it will stop updating TF2

>thinking everything will be resolved
who knows what that australium was for. mercs get all the money in the world to do whatever with and they can't die without souls - so what do they do? fight each other like the crazed gunmen they are for eternity under the pretext of BLU and RED because it's fun.

Twitch gets you good money.

New overused loadout:
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Scotch Saver
Endothermic Exowear

>>Valve says it will stop updating TF2
so, nothing changes?

Alright, so I haven't played TF2 since the Love and War update in 2014 - But this Comic makes me want to pick it up again; what have I missed?