/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Lombank West. Less player traffic and better view if you care about that.

practical parking

zr350 when

>Shitter free
lel

Which is why the stealth one is probably the canon robbery. Plus, when shot, you drop dollars, not bars.

Then again,
>video game devs going for accuracy ever

turn around

>itali custom has downforce
Could this be a sleeper-top?

bright eyes

ZR300 when?

>not posting the undisputed king of the 80's

Someone add me

sent ;^)

sent ;)

sent :^)

sent ;^)

i got your cheetah retro right here
that'll be $500k at Benis please

>Cunt-rash

Ok

80s DLC would be perf desu
Countach
RX7 for that user
Stock Omnis
Testa
80s corvette

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>Everyone
>Everything

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is permanently added to the list.

Add this guy , he really wants you to.

>mfw I actually remember this Malc guy from GTA IV

>Infernus retro?
yes plz

Look at my new toy for 4k GTA5 memeing!

>CY +2
>Titan

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Stoner/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Penetrator/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Zentorno (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone driving an Insurgent Pickup (2+ players only)
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend and/or non-member with a red blip
>Any player associated with belligerent Organizations and/or Motorcycle Clubs
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

>not unveiling the fleshlight you use when ERPing with other gtag

infernus classic/retro when

Infernus Classic Retro

It's the titan xp(ascal)

Since you faggots will argue over anything.
Who's better with a Rocket Launcher (no homing)?
MoeLester Crest or Bladderwanker?
Keep in mind that Lester Crest can fire from a moving helicopter and hit other mobile helicopters direct in one shot if the chopper he's in is steady enough.

Fuck lester.

youtube.com/watch?v=w7KtJy8-o3E

blater 'beef bayonet' wanco

Yeah I bet you would wanna fuck this crippled hunk of manmeat

>>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
but what if my hood outfit actually matches? I make it look good tbqh

Does anyone know if saves for GTA IV/V can be transferred between regions on PS3? I know they have different catalog numbers but I don't know if just changing that on my PS3's hard drive would be enough to make it work.

I have game saves from the Asian versions of the games that I owned when I lived in the Philippines. Now that I'm in the US somehow they got lost and it's fucking impossible to find them anywhere. Even if I look in shops from Asian countries it's mostly PAL region copies or US ones.

I don't hate Lester, but I hate the awkward moments. He was much better as the guy putting the technicals of the heists together and nothing more.

Whatever you say bby I'll be in the usual spot taking 600$ from you because you don't know how to run away from a 3star

>has actual screenshots of a fucking NPC

w o w

L A M A R
A
M
A
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Is this autism?

2 Years of playing the game gets you a lot of screenshots

>2 years

being an enforcer is so great

free hit squads with almost no cooldown. You can just endlessly send lost vans after one player for free. Why did they give the lowest tier guy the most fun ability?

Haulage is the _________ mission.

Never bothered to save any of my dedgen ones.
Game's been out on PC for roughly 2 years and I've been collecting screenshots ever since.
It's around 3k total with a total size of 1.10 GB

>you don't know how to run away from a 3star

Wow. Hiding in a tunnel. Such magic.

>heist mission is almost over
>just have to wait for pilot to deliver plane
>chink fuck next to me just leaves the game

That's it, no more fucking rando heists.

Road Capt is great too
and VP gets probably the worst ability. the fuck?

MC stuff is honestly fun tho

okayest

>needing the tunnel for 3 stars

hey fags i requested an invite to the crew. accept it already i was OnixZ2

no

on pc ofc

Plz someone post the omage with all the cars from this update, the one with cars on the iron bridge

If there's no roofless option, then it might as well go straight in the trash. If I can't haul waifus around to Splash Wave or Shiny World, then there's no point.

Is it just me or did it just become so much harder to get a small session. Seems like whenever the number gets small it merges with another lobby.

what does road captain get?

unplug ethernet for 3-5 seconds
get a solo pub every time

can summon a dubsta2

Gotcha you shitter.

>itali custom has downforce
Secret OP?

Post characters niggas.
Be honest, how did I do on the face.

It's not super generic 100% Hannah mom, but it's not too good either.
6.5/10

basically the custom is faster in a straight line and gets more grip the faster it goes so its great at high speed turns, but suffers on low speed turns where it gets much less downforce.

The regualr italia is slower in a straight line, but corners better on low speeds turns due to getting a regular spoiler that improves traction in general across the board regardless of speed. On high speed turns, it will feel much more skiddish than the custom.

In general, rockstar designs the more expensive custom cars to do better on stunt-style tracks like plummet, canyon crossing and east coast etc.

Damn that actually works. Hilarious. Thanks bredren.

What happens if you get banned? does your steam profile show a VAC? or is it just the social club account that shows it? Can you unlink a social club account and make a new one and still play on the same steam account?

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No, no, and not possible.

is that kaz on the left?

Well that's nice, thanks for the input. I'm content with a rating over 5. Any tweaks that you think would make it better without going generic?
>inb4 asking others to make your character
I just want some opinions

Sure is.

idk how to make grills, sorry

It's okay. I don't even have the money to change my shit right now anyways.

is this a GTA family

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Someone give me some male face sliders here. I'm stuck between millennial cuck and neanderthal knuckle dragger.

Sounds like you need to shave your face.
Beards are extremely over rated and the texture for them is trash so keep it off.

Why are the only fucking people in the heist queue anymore just a bunch of level 15-30 chinese who leave after you've spent half an hour already in the job?

>being clean shaven

W

O

W

>look around the race lobby
>it's the most cuck looking NuMales in racing suits and one tatted up ghetto
Every fucking time I swear

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69coryinthehouse for PC Gtag, was in before but logged on a few weeks ago and wasn't in anymore for some reason.

WE

WUZ

KAYNGZ

This is truly remarkable. I applaud that fucking effort.

thanks bitch

phantom wedge is the best.

You don't seem to understand.