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Birst for ebin roast

>tfw having to wait on someone near scary curbs ):

>Tfw no bike bro BF to fuck you 2up on the back of his bike with it on and rev'ing it each time he thrust

What happend to the last thread?

The mod happened.

Thats lewd and gay user.

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>Mod is a DRZfag

Them niggas is so cray cray.
They must be bored or something

>Riding through tunnel
>Promise myself I will just ride through without any foolery
>right about to leave
>Drop 2 gears and go WOT
Anyone else have this issue? I just cant help myself

Some dude was posting pictures of bikes in the bike thread.

Really interesting bikes, stuff that people had obviously taken a lot of time and talent to build, yeah.

But then it was more important to talk about which plastic .5 liter shitbike is best, and that usually takes about 150 posts, meanwhile one user is having questions about his sexuality, so obviously a bike thread with actual pictures of bikes in it had to go.

Post boi pussy

>cruisercuck thinking plastic is bad
lol

We both know cruisers trigger dbt.
Never understood why people just can't appreciate all bikes.
I just assume it to be an immaturity thing

I do that when I drive this. Every fucking underpass....

If my cruiser has plastic chrome does that make me fit in?!?!?

Fuck mate, I dont blame you. That is some sexy shit.

The only cruisers that I really hate are harley


They rely way too much on name and image

I only did it cause of the first post in the thread.
I know you enjoy that latex dildo sliding in and out of your ass, and your plastic bike reminds you of that, but some of us prefer bodywork that doesn't warp when it sits out in the sun.

I don't mind the harleys so much. It's the hardcore fanboys that about me.
But that's with any brand I feel. The elitist ruin everything

>projecting your homosexual fantasies on me

Not much else can be expected from a cruisercuck

not on the sfw board, here

Nah, it just means you're riding Jap Crap.

U CAN EXPECT ME BALLS DEEP IN UR MUM FGGT

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Here since Veeky Forums wants to be a little bitch

imgur.com/a/d630z

I'm ok with my metric cruiser.

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I'm riding Brit Shit myself.

A metric cruiser is fine, too.

They look happy together. Good for them

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a bit gay m8

My buddy has a wide glide, or however it's labeled. He has nothing but problems with it. I don't think he's even taken it out of a 100 mile radius. Lotta money for a bar hopper that only gets used in the summer

>that brake lever
fuckin lol

I did what you told me to

I wouldn't buy anything from the milwaukee company either, but I don't care for bikes that look like Optimus Prime gangbanged the appliance section at Lowes' either.

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>literally just googling "drz400" and spamming results
well it's better than faggots arguing about which shitbike is better, i guess

>how to struggle over a log

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close, but not quite

This is your scheduled reminder that I exist.
I exist.
Thank you this has been your scheduled reminder that I exist

I assume it to be more of an actually riding bikes thing

Imagine you're a serious chef and people keep posting intricately designed fantasy knives and calling them cullinary cutlery on /dct/ - daily chopping thread. You are, rightfully, a good bit miffed at all those daft cunts, and then fucking pissed when one of them has the gall to gab

>we all cook for different reasons m8
as he fucking shreds a cabbage with a curvy dragon handled dagger
>this here noif took a lot of time and talent mate
the tomatoes are next. he makes ketchup, but it was supposed to be coleslaw.
>i don't want to hear about which plastic handled overpriced japanese shitknife YOU have, this is a picture of a chopper in /dct/ - daily chopping thread m8, you must be some sort of immature autist

>Engines shit the bed mid-pursuit
>department scrapped because maintaining WRs is too expensive
>next city over used XRRs and never had a problem

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>actually being this autistic

christ i wonder what it's like watching you guys interact with other people in real life

there was never a real argument

Wow, that's fucking perfect, screencapped for future use.

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like watching happy normal people in anime T-shirts

90% of the people I see talking trash in here is sportbikes though. Not only towards cruisers. They hate on everything. They're the most elitist cunts I've ever soon on dbt.
Adv and dirt bike riders are usually the coolest and most laid back.

>He has nothing but problems with it.

Like what? oil consumption problems that you've heard about.

All of my co workers ride harleys, ultra/street glides, dynas, etc etc and none of them have a single problem with their bikes. They ride their bikes everyday and these bkes have 50-90,000 miles on them.

>used XRRs and never had a problem
until they couldn't stop baird on his 701

>90% of the people I see talking trash in here are nobikes and newbs

Older and seasoned riders dont give a fuck about another guys bike.

>Adv and dirt bike riders are usually the coolest and most laid back.
drz riders are the coolest. there is a large community of adv riders who have severe autism, and they tend to prefer the wr250r.

What's my options for street legal 2 smokes in the states? It's hard in jersey to convert them. So far I'm looking at the KTM 300. Anything else?

tfw lost a cop riding r1200rt on a drz.

Electrical issues galore, leaks all the time, not just oil, bunch of other shit. He's always on fb bitching about how it's always broke.
But on the flip side much like yourself, I work with guys who have harleys and they have no problems.
Maybe he just got a lemon. I'm just not a fan of how most harleys look honestly. I like the road king and road glide. That's about it

Not to mention that most adv riders would rather ride anything than shitpost.

beta maybe

>Most older and seasoned riders
That's the other 10% m9

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That's because almost none of them really own bikes, and they don't even know much about sportbikes except for fairie tales told to scare newbies and big name shit.

IE: for all the times the CBR600 has been brought up in /dbt/: who here actually has one?

every DRZ rider I've met in person has been cool

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>none of them really own bikes
Welcome to dbt!

the main people i see on here talking crap are motard bros with their shitrz400's and wr250ls

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You must be new.
The bench racers are the ones who cry about "chicken strips". Nobody cares about that shit irl.

nobody talks more trash than a smug adv bro

>my bike is more functional than yours and i still lean more than you ever do lololol
>check out my $900 aluminum panniers, i scuffed them leaning, not dropping my bike, i swear

The one guy here who has almost no strips and no trackdays either rides like a complete retard

Nobody ever took strips seriously except for lowsiding R3 riders

isnt the excuse for having chicken strips that they are really easy to remove but the people just don't want to so basically "i could do that too only i don't wana" type stuff?

>just got the tire installed bro

who that one guy?

The real excuse is calling them sanity strips

I really don't see CC81PT talking shit though.
He's pretty cool guy and not afraid of anything.

I guess. Idk why people just don't man up and say they don't lean much. It's not the end of the world. There's nothing wrong with commuting and or not being a street pro racer boi.
Being a filthy casual is acceptable.

It's like working out. I run but I'm not pretending to be Kenyan or anything.
Just do what your comfy with.
Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate

>I really don't see CC81PT talking shit though.

nah he talks shit on sportbikes all the time and also has something weird about suzukis.

>i could do that too

anyone could

Pshhh. That's just general banter. Not nearly as bad as rossi poster

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Too bad on the internet they have to compensate for their shitty bike purchase by spamming the bike

It's the miata of bikes.

Cheap, but overvalued
Fun, but underpowered
Impractical, and fills its main niche poorly - yet excels in a far less prestigious niche
Reliable, but not that reliable
Easy to fix and easy to mod

I don't mind Suzukis, I like the SV650 and the TL1000.

I do shit on sportbikes but that's mostly just to upset sport bike riders.

>yet excels

miata still comes in second to an S2K
DRZ still comes in second to a WR400

If it is so easy to do then why hasnt anyone done it but supposedly one person on dbt?
surely there is something to it

They do get upset the easiest

because if you force lean angles it's really easy to crash

and if you get a natural lean you're either going 30 over the limit or doing 50mph circles in a parking lot, and nobody ever does parking lot circles

I do a lot of road trips and touring. So I don't worry about chicken Strips. Does that count?

Deep down inside they know sport tourers are the superior choice for the street

>why hasnt anyone done it
Plenty of people have, but the only people who care about chicken strips are nobikes and people who have them. Why the fuck would I take a picture of my rear tire to prove to people on a Cambodian knitting board?

This is the truth

How... How do you cross up that badly?

Ok so I'm sure my battery on my Honda rebel(2012) is dead/almost dead, what type of battery tender do you guys recommend for storing for a short time/winter?

video of japanese motorcycle police crashing

youtube.com/watch?v=GxMnFoGBSAk