/nosg/ - nostalrius general

>What is this?
This is the Nostalrius general. A private server for vanilla world of warcraft.

>Guilds:
- Horde
- Alliance

>Server homepage
elysium-project.org/
>Vanilla WoW database
db.vanillagaming.org
>Leveling Guide
docs.google.com/document/d/1-Z2vplxWZACKmCpw1B8vexKQ2vwjRqFRjcJhHjAxxJg/edit
>Nos Pre-Bis
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j81TgG0p_HrYKajiUiQfYIoSUx1culzy2u_Fc4wtiS8/edit#gid=329725463
>Leveling Specs
imgur.com/a/aNm8V#0
>Big Addon Pack
wow-one.com/forum/topic/3573-vanilla-112-addons-download/

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webm.land/w/kmWI/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

THE MOST KEKED SERVER EVER CREATED

Could they just dc the ally players instead of dcing everybody?

Who here waiting for splinter guilds?

Current offering is weak tbqh

>you think you do.jpg

4st for amerikeks who complain about queue

Iktf

Oldcuck here. PLEASE bully me freshbulls! I don't deserve to play this game with you! If I had a wife, I would gladly offer her to you.

Nostalrius is dead, congratulations Elysium players.

You won.

>tfw 12 years a slave on Nost

How can you have issues with the alliance

its not servers are just fucked atm
also fuck all of you for splitting up in dying guilds on every server and even on same factions

fuck off with this shit, it's beating the dead horse at this point

>get in
>server crash fucking with my action bars
>can't kill anything
So close, yet so far away...

>authenticator boss is back
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no fuck blizzard

I want to level enchanting but I am afraid that it will postpone my 40 mount.
What should I do?

It's up though.

grow up manchild

Man the faction balance is landsliding.

How do we convince more players to roll Alliance?

Why can't I log in? It stays on authenticating for a while and then just disconnects. Help me please.

Hot off the press

>only lvl 20 on elysium
>most people are level 30

fuck i'm a failure

>Angel of Death
>CN United
>Angel Death

nice

i'm level 9

I'm level 3 my dude,

Didn't Actiblizzard kill this server last year?

>shes offline still

I saw some SALTY DOGS memeing it up in Barrens, typically 4chin shit. No thanx. Wheres the guild for non-annoying non-autistic misfits?

HERE WE GO AGAIN

kys, I haven't even been able to get in yet

webm.land/w/kmWI/

what was he thinking?

why the fuck would you level enchanting before 40 you fucking idiot

>weebshitter
>Doesn't like memes

Your wires are fucked up kid.

I want to roll a healslut, shaman or priest?

I assume there are less shamans overall, so they should be more desirable, right?

>ProfessionallyUnemplored
This guild, I need in this guild.

druid

there are more shamans than priests

>play horde
>everyone is a shaman

heh good luck kid

How do I cut ties with my old Nostalrius guild?
I'm just playing on the fresh server at the moment and don't have the energy to even raidlog twice a week. I was in a officer position too so I feel kind of bad to just stop logging in without a word.
Luckily they know nothing about me and I'm autistic with using a different online handle in every game.

grab her ass while the AI isnt on

WAKE ME UP

>tfw oldcuck
literally laughing at myself rn

There is literally an Undead Warlock every 5 feet

Maybe post a webm that isn't 800mb and constantly buffering and I'll watch it.

What the fuck? Is that fixed now?

(You)
Still no one?

>"Hey guys, I'm gonna stop playing on nost. you'll need to find a new officer."
>/gleave
>play your new character

and there it goes again

Is there a global chat channel?

is it too big?

just woke up. is it lit?

>just donate
>and you'll get passed the queues
I'm not doing shit for these fuckers at the rate this server fucking wrecks its own shit hole. I guess it's back to drawing /ss/ for me.

wtf is placeholder?

The official horde guild.

The horde Veeky Forums guild

full of meme shouting /pol/acks i presume

>played alliance on retail vanilla
>everyone is chill
>decided to play horde this time
>horde constantly grief their own faction
>asshole tauren mounts his kodo and stands on top of the undercity flightmaster
>try to tame a pet another horde keeps killing them as i try and /lol at me
>horde warlocks summon infernals to grief lower levels walking through durotar canyon
>barrens chat is trolling people into hitting alt+f4
>"lfm good items reserved"

horde are the scummiest fucks

Fuck off pussy. It's because you're playing with real men and not nu-male cucks like you're used to on alliance.

Go roll alliance and complain about the toxic masculinity of Donald Trump faggot.

than gtfo back to carebear alliance. dont see any other options for you.

...

Cool story cuckbro.

>horde constantly grief their own faction
>try to tame a pet another horde keeps killing them as i try and /lol at me
>horde warlocks summon infernals to grief lower levels walking through durotar canyon
>barrens chat is trolling people into hitting alt+f4
>"lfm good items reserved"
I see of all these things on Alliance, just replace Barrens with Westfall. I personally drop Infernals in the Coldridge Valley cave every time it's off CD and use Curse of Doom to litter Lakeshire with Doomguards at every spot.

wasnt it obvious from the start

someone who's in it please count the members with the word "cuck" in their name and report back.

it's part of the new formula to calculate the autsim index.

(players with recent meme buzzword in name) / (players with non meme name) * 0.4523 = AI

literally fucking kill yourself you cum guzzling pedo faggot, i bet you fap to traps too

So whats the best meme guild so far?

some splinter guild, it only has like 20 people in it

idk why they keep trying to cause drama

is the main horde guild

Anyone here playing with multi monitor setups able to give me some advice?

I play on a single 27 inch 1440p monitor and since I have a bit of cash was thinking of getting a 2nd monitor so I can make grinding a little more bearable by having a tv show or something on my 2nd screen. Do I need to get another 1440p monitor or will any resolution be compatible? Is it tricky to set up?

another fucking restart....

>Server restart in 10 minutes


reeeeeeeeeeee

CRASH DICKS

C R A S H D I X
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Crash dicks!

its really not that bad. its kind of just dead desu. so far I havent seen any trumpposting or /pol/ shit, mostly just people bitching about questing, talking about professions and trading mats and stuff like that.

wtf is

>decided to take a break tonight and not level my character, spend time with family instead
>mfw server keeps crashing/restarting on the night i chose not to play

Ha! Stupid Horde!

>few cucks are crashing
>bring down server for everyone
guess its time to reset queue for xiao.

>buy cheap 1080p and plug it in
>done

what does crash dicks mean?

friendly reminder

Perhaps he's wondering why you would crash a dix before restarting a server?

...

>finally get through 4k queue
>server restarting in 10 minutes
I'm so fucking done with this russian autism.

Hey Mandate of Heaven fuckers, is it a decent guild or all cliques, memes, and trannies?

>GMs/Devs are SJW faggots
>top guilds are SJW faggots

where did we go so wrong?

>spend an hour in queue
>Stuck on logging in to game server
I CAN SEE MY CHARACTERS IN THE BACKGROUND

LET ME PLAY

old nihilum clique but there's a bunch of new people too so it shouldn't be too hard to find people to talk to

You can just play on the two other realms but chose instead to fall for the fresh meme with the other idiots that sit in queue for multiple hours waiting to play a laggy mess.

>salty cucks
>tops guild

lmfao

>Rosetinteds complained about dynamic respawn on discord
>So now theyre removing it
haHAA time for leveling to be even less fun

who /crashdix/ here?

Is their website still down from yesterday?

it's a pretty generic leveling guild, not SJW by any means, so far so good, everyone in gchat has a good sense of humor about shit

we'll see how it goes when we all hit 60

>log on to a 4k queueu
>goes down 1.2k in five fucking minutes
>DC
whats going on

just got through queue to get cucked again :(

i mean obv grizzly and others are closer to the top than salty cucks, but i remember being told that salty dogs was one of the official Veeky Forums guilds

NOTHING is comfier than finding a comfy secret grind spot and not seeing another living soul while listening to comfy tunes/watching agdq

>authenticucks

lmao

who /handshakebull/ here?