You wake up in an anarcho-capitalist 'utopia'

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How do AnCaps even take themselves seriously?

I have to head to work for my business lord and look forward the next McDonald's feast day

The funny thing is the only way to refute the NAP is by using bizarre hypotheticals in an alternative reality where everyone is a rich blood thirsty megalomaniac.

>How do AnCaps even take themselves seriously?

By giving it more thought than the memelords.

That is the funny thing you know haha

We have a lot of those though.

Does NAP theory have any safe guards against pollution?

Pollution is aggression towards everyone.

What action is taken against someone found in violation of NAP?

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Then come to Mister user's custom build bomb shack. We have everything from explosive, chemical, biological and nuclear that we adjust to the property size of your pesky neighbour. This way you can punish without violating the NAP of those surrounding you.

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The NAP is a spook

>alternative reality where everyone is a rich blood thirsty megalomaniac

Take away the rich part and you just described basically everyone.

Only if you don't think about it.

agression

I don't know about the memes, but presumably someone under attack would be defending themselves.

>attack
If someone spills some sort of chemical waste, you're allowed to just attack them regardless of circumstance? Do you need to talk to them first in order to respect NAP? What if they have more fire power than you? Is the community supposed to band together? What if the spillage is only affecting you and no one else is interested in protecting your property rights? Are you supposed to hire people to do it with/for you?

By whom? The affected? The community?

>By whom? The affected? The community
Everyone within a radius of 5 kilometers is obliged to attack those who violate the NAP. Not doing so is a violation of the NAP aswell.

One person violating the NAP usually sets of a chain reaction where a couple thousand persons have to get killed. All worth it in the long run ofcourse.

>alternative reality

Corporations already abuse human rights, environment and do media manipulation as well as shady at best destructive at worst business practises. Why do you think that will stop once we take government out of the equation?

Someone's gonna call you a communist for this but I gotta agree. Some people have too much blind trust in the free market.

I am for free market, within the framework a governmental regulation that secures the rights of consumers and workers.

Unfortunately we humans are shit creatures and can easily shift responsibility and conscience to someone else, even when our practices are directly harming others. I don't distrust businessmen, I trust them to be human, self-serving and follow a far from sight far from might mentality for consequences of their actions.

according to all the memes I see, I nuke my neighbor, hire some child slaves and then get killed by McDonalds' militia for some reason

>Why do you think that will stop once we take government out of the equation?

The invisible hand my friend ;)

How does NAP respond to an asteroid on a collision course with Earth that will wipe out humanity?

Most will collapse or change their tune once they no longer have government force backing them up.

A few will probably be able to establish a power base and keep their shenanigans up until they fall apart or can no longer afford to be shitty.

Everyone within a 5km radius of the asteroid will be required, under NAP, to utilize aggression to neutralize the meteor for violating the agreement.

nah nukes create radiation in a post-anarkist dream ud be using anti matter tech, less impact on the environment

They'll become their own force