League of Legends General - /lolg/

xth for Vi abandoning Zaun for pussy

How does it feel knowing your main will never be smarter than a black kid from Zaun?

>tfw played 6 games today and I'm totally exhausted

How the fuck do pros seriously play this game 15 hours a day? It's impossible

GP
it feels so good winning lane against one and watching him cower under his barrels

Vi seems like I could really be bro's with her. I can respect that.

Ahahaha what the fuck

What was his IGN and his champ choice?

Do you think Ekko fucked jinx?

>tfw you main riven and sion
stop posting

Lamb is a cute.

>white

Why is that neccesary to know?

Only a complete and utter slut would say something like this.

No.

xth for gassing the Lulufags except for swimming in guy, he's okay

>no spooky but qt ghost champ

riven

not putting ign this is a bully-free zone

>want to make a warwick post in lolg
>wanted an image of his update
>get gay porn instead

:thinking:

That's exactly what I am though!

but the point is for you to play Draven not other people

>Kalista

:3

xth for creating a lulufag cockfighting ring!

all my money on my boy quetzal

Being a bro with someone that abandons her own people? Vi's just a female uncle tom

did someone say playerbase? i heard someone say playerbase.

What if I want the healgoat to ride me instead?

>buff
how on earth is this a buff
he's getting 20% more on his Q's ratio, sure, but it's shifting from total damage to BONUS. you're missing out on anywhere from 56 to 105 additional base AD because of that change

>Vi
>outright abandoning Zaun
>with this new "everything is shades of grey" lore

Calling it now, she was arrested by Piltover's police force and then was forced to join them in some kind of work-release program. She didn't join Piltover out of her own will by any means.

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i hate ekko

She has sworn herself to aid those in need

Why not?

Doesn't he have a crush on her? :3

Ahahaha oh hell

I hope you dodged that

>implying you wouldnt to get a piece of cait's snatch

Kalista is too manly and not spooky enough though.

BOY
I SURE DO LOVE THAT FORCED FUCKING SUB 50% WIN RATE
>level 3
>poke down their lucian to about half
>braum tries to fucking dive 2 waves of minions and the turret
>keeps standing still and saying this every time the enemy goes in

Having a crush on someone and fucking them are two different things.

I want to be with Orianna.

knock it down a notch there keemstar

i was in series, couldn't take the L

I want to CUDDLE Kog'maw!

Good slut! Now take it! TAKE IT! Take all of it like the good goatslut that you are!!!

Lore implies that they were once in the same gang and his taunt to her implies that he used to have a crush on her until she started going insane.

Not really his voiceover say that Ekko use to have a crush when she was sane, now she talks to her guns and is part of the problem

>Kalista is too manly
Who let you out of the trashcan?

don't you mean in?

I always feel bad for Orianna. Her lore, quotes, and death sounds are so sad. I wish I could be her friend. No lewd.

>i was in a series
Oh. Oh no.
how badly did it go for you?

:thumbsup:

Reminder that Monte is a failure in life and if you respect him in any way you're a man child.

Failure tourney producer.

Failure team coach.

Failure team owner.

Failure league caster.

30 years old and not married.

ekko fucking jinx isn't even canon in R34, which is kinda sad.

>30 years old and unmarried

sounds like success to me, desu

Kalista cute?

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums bets!

I think Jinx's upcoming lore will imply that she's something like Warwick in terms of goals.

But unlike Warwick, she's lost all hope of making the world a better place or the world being good to begin with, so she's just purely in it for the revenge now.

>30 years old and not married
Smartest decision someone could make.

>Being THIS much of a normalfag

Monte is based and our guy

>Yogg in the jungle
ALL IN ON MY BOY

Wow Ekko has shit taste

Insane jinx is best jinx

I need her to paint my insides white.

late vg bets because styles is bad

Oh boy Chung's retarded who would've guessed

>even mentioning Quinn, let alone in your summoner name

what a bronze cuck, destroy him pls

it was fortunately only game 2 of the series
we won, because our hec jg made their bot lane regret choosing bot lane
the white sociopath in question spent most of the game split pushing top, they surprisingly didnt feed and went even

>karth no longer a skeleton
>graves no longer with a cigar

can't believe those idiots sold out to such an obsolete country like china so hard. Maybe trump is right.

Is it strange that now Warwick is a tragic anti-villain that I'm completely and totally okay with shipping him and Soraka together?

Y-Yesh, this little slut loves her master... Please pound me until my face goes lax...

>Want to play in Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums matches but always miss them

I said CUTE, bitch.
Are you fucking DEAF?

Nope. I'm doing the same thing.

Punisher Warwick is superior.

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sigh god damn support players stop fantasizing about dicks in that bush and pressure the lane

I don't think they're going to make every person in Zaun a anti hero or someone with motives, i think at best Jinx is going to have a sad past that or some kind of fucked up event in her life that make her what she's today, but that dosen't justify her crimes, for examples we know one the Jokers was a man that lose her wife and daughter, while other have a shitty childhood with an abusing mother, but we don't say he's right there a lot of examples in the end Jinx is going to have a reason to be insane, but nothing is going to justify her acts

Would you Lucian?

You sure he wasn't lagging?

no

but nid>draven
7.2 is the time! :3

>graves
do you see graves in that lineup, mate?

styles did his job? weird

Why not man?

You scared he'll break you?

100%. he started doing that because i didnt follow up on a dive

Ah, I zoned out! I'm sorry! G-Get off my teammate you bad people!!

Are these Darius nerfs really a big deal?

What if I fantasize about the support dick?

>starts moving back to tower immediately after draven dies
gee boss i dunno

nah, unless you are bad.
It does make his lvl 1 ultra cheese bit weaker though

guess you should have followed then, huh?

:)

yes

>New Warwick meet Soraka
>She heal his old wounds while telling him that even if his methods a too brutal he's still saving the life of innocents

Does she get fucked by Warwick and rengar?

Yeah, I know.
I wish I would be her friend too.

well i guess you're doing the best you can... but i think you're forgetting that i'm your master, not your teammate

no one likes kat.

slut bitch get out

>so tilted from afks i got a fucking nose bleed