/srg/ Speedrunning General

ugh i cringed so hard just now, anyone else?

Don't worry there will be plenty of (((anonymous))) donations later

I desperately want AGDQ to not break 1 mil this yhear

It'd be great but (((they))) would never let allow that to be a possibility.

(((The Yeti))) still has several more donations to make.

That's mean of you, think of how sad Mike Uyama would feel, going into his 4th year of mono and then hearing that the PCF is pulling out because they didn't realy $1 million

I think he'd be too sad to eat all 10 of his daily meals.

this is my favorite /srg/ meme

oh great, they're doing it again, it sure was fantastic the first time

what a great let's play

Don't joke. Mike needs all the nutrients he can get so he can kick mono's butt.

>We have a two hundred and fifty thousand dollar donation from our friends The Yeti, oh my gosh everybody give a big round of applause for The Yeti

/our boy/ is live

>so he can kick mono's butt.

oh thank god, a respite from this let's play

how much do they usually make by now?

>greetings from germany
>kick cancers butt
>save the animals

this oldboi circlejerk was starting to grate thanks

>estimate 26 minutes
>25:23
World Record?

Their estimate was like 30 seconds faster than WR? that seems like a bad idea.

>WR
>almost at estimate
MAD MEN!

>anonymous 250 dollar donation
>that comment

I feel like they were wasting more time lining up the skips than straight up killing the bosses would take

4 player is a dead category, lowest time printed is 46 minutes any% wr is 16:16

You're not wrong.

literally no previous runs of 4 player co-op

they want it to look cool

dont think much of it. its a category that gets rarely run.

its no different than playing through a game nobody has played before and saying you have the WR in it when you beat it.

Don't eat tomorrow goy, donate that money instead!

>2D speedrun
Damage boosting, warps and zips, definitely brand new and exciting, *yawn*

I need my coffee you piece of shit, stop trying to take it away from me

>being 12

haha epic

huey was fucking hot holy shit

Couldn't tell if that guy was intentionally dead panning or not but that was a pretty enjoyable 4 minutes and 27 seconds

>peaches at 4 AM EST
uyama did this personally didn't he

>3d speedrun

>it's a let's play

>3D speedrun
Out of bounds, fucking up QTEs with lenient windows, glorified let's play, *yawn*

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>he's getting back into speedrunning so he gets back a platform to shit on people in the community being retarded

Oh Goose

$28k out of $100k for the sans fight

think we can make it??

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Is there any other reason to speedrun?

the fanboys will no doubt come flocking in at some point

I'm in fucking tears lads

AwfulGDQ is so fucking amazing

>Everything interesting about speedruns bores me
Go back to /v/

How come many real runs got declined in favor of all this indie shit in the schedule?

>´Bible game
Christianity is a fucking joke

old boy's network

>twitch memes in background
shut it down

but most of the indie games are ran by literal whos

islam is just hardcore christianity

yeah which is why it and the prophet (pbuh) is not pathetic

Wally keeps telling me /srg/ is dead is that true ????

>haha 2016 was such a bad year
gas all normies

uhh srg has been dead for years

It's missing one game...

Glover

"It's been stressful lately to run against my PB"

Is saboom the biggest bitch in speedrunning at the moment?

This is the game guy who has quit speedrunning forever at least 5 times, made a big song and dance about removing his sub button only to get it back and grinded out games for months and months only to fail to reach his goal and quit in shame.

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>3d speedrun
>walk backwards and clip through geometry

Remember guys, get hype! ;)

What does the T&C stand for?

>"Donating my last 5 bucks for the greater good"
>Announcer eating it up
>"Remember EVERY DOLLAR COUNTS don't get that coffee tomorrow that might help you actually get through tomorrow, donate it to """"""charity"""""""
>"PLZ GUISE EVERY LAST DOLLAR COUNTS"
>Uyama wringing his hands in glee as hoovering up the last few bucks out of some guy living off of ramen for his Hooknose Fund

this is why I adblock and mute in between runs

>canned clapping

Implying thats Sm64 is bad for llbj

Town and Country.

I could never do shit in that game as a kid

Same here. But I remember that box art and I don't know why.

>little to no donations being read
>short and sweet games
>crowd is hype
>okay commentary
the "awful" games block is the only time fun is allowed

Surfing was miserable

>you can do all donations
>no donations are read

Is there any better feeling? Thank god

And its late at night so the rules are probably just a bit more lax.

But yeah, the short games are the best ones. Fuck those 1+hr long runs. The Batman: AC one was awful.

They made a game about Funky Kong?

They made a game about Harambe?

B L A C K E D

502 CREW
LMAO

>tfw no human girlfirend called Barbie

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Is Bluegrass here this year?

>tfw no gorilla boyfriend named Thrilla

>tfw squid has a gf and you don't

squid is a cute monkey!

>guy said he'd upload his edobean folder
>wait patiently
>he doesn't

Redpill me on this meme.
Are they pretending to get donations from someone or what is going on here?

It's Edobean herself posting the pictures

GDQ is a money laundering/tax evasion scheme

On top of the charity being a complete joke and having no involvement in actual cancer research

I love you man

Thank you

Am I fucking crazy or does some guy sound like BlueGlass?

i wish

You're hearing things. I mean, I'm not Mike Uyama but I have it on a very reliable source that Blueglass is not banned he is just very busy and can't ever come and be on camera I mean look I let DS Dad be on camera and read donations Blueglass is totally fine!

excellent run!

You've been rused my friend

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that makes a lot of sense.
Already imagined the money would be going into someone's pocket other than Mr. Shekelberg the CEO of the "Cancer" Foundation