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>Previously on /dbt/

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daily reminder that if you didn't start on a superpocketsport at age 4 you will never be a good rider

Why don't you have a baiku waifu, /dbt/?

I do

BECAUSE I SHITPOST IN /DBT/ ALL DAY

>tfw no baiku waifu (male)

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>tfw no Russian qts in murrica

You're not looking hard enough then

Because 90% of the women here are hot garbage and have no interest in bikes

>tfw nearly got cucked out of enjoying motorbikes by exgf
>picked the bike and friends over her

Nigger what? You can literally buy those useless whores anywhere

wow cool story

>wife rides with me
>on her own bike
I feel lucky

What bike is best for a subaru wrx driving, vaping, playa?
Loves clubbin, house music, and mary jane?
Oh and I can speak Japanese

Get an older UJM

kys

>tfw no husbando to ride and cook for.

lmao manlet

>octonigger
Cook fo yo damn self

Is that the best insult you can do? Just cause it hurts you when your mom says it doesnt mean its going to work.
I do its better to cook for people though.

Hows the sex?
2.0l v8
Whatever it is
I need it

>Hows the sex?
Fantastic but confusing
>sometimes she likes it rough
>sometimes she likes it slow and intimate
>thinks I should know which one she feels like that night.
She has some communication issues, we are working on that.

because im gay and pic up twinks at my job all the time.

>typical suzuki rider

>gsxr
>gay
Whats the job male stripper?

i did, one of the best relationship experience in my life.
Woulddoitagain/10.

So?

Photographer.

Daily reminder that if you started on a dirt bike youll be a better rider.

Photographer lmao. I just imagine you being like casting couch and luring in twinks. Must be models photographer?

He rides a suzuki. Hes obviously a bottom

>Iktf
>i dont even like to cook

would make sense cause he has a gud boypucci from the suzucci

Its nice to please people with stuff you do. Just cool to see.

Where did this PW50 meme start from, it was my first bike. Paid for it with saved chore money and everything.

Its not a meme. Its the best starter bike.

i started riding at 4 years old on pic related

I'm fine with this.

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>dirtbike
for the child that wants to stay a child and not learn anything

>t. noskill

>Watching new no prisoners
Fuck any Asian country and why the fuck do so many people not have their helmets strapped on!?!?!

Something like that
Nope, i normaly just fuck them and ask for blowjobs. Most of the kids are very submissive and you can do whatever you want.
Octo new boipucci pics when?

I physically cringed when I saw this

Thats what I thought and When I dont care about what people think about my fag levels.

When you come to california give me a call.

im in california bby cum give me a ballcuzzi

>faggots
Cant wait till trump deports you all to Mexico

Because I only like 2d

t. honda rider

Were?
Voted trump. Also pic related.

He doesn't hate gays, just doesn't agree/understand. That's why you will be deported. As you should be because I do not understand.

I'm not sure if this is ironic
or sarcastic

I think he's making fun of Republicans in general, or the anti-lgbt crowd.

Youre taking this too seriously go to sleep

jesus christ his supporters really will believe anything won't they

But it's almost 13:00?

The media is very good at brainwashing
>Russians

Niggers > faggots

Nah, if he was was Russian it would have read
>but is almost 13:00. Time for vodka

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Honestly
>fags don't steal as often
>rape as often
>don't put others in danger driving like a fucking chimpanzee
>don't do as much drugs (close though)
>don't have a taste for 39" chrome wheels (usually)
So fags > nigs

Shut up faggot

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Look who's talking, nigger.

If i ever meet you in person i swear to god im going to leave your asshole so soar you wont be able to walk for a month

>The shitposting is real

So you're black and gay?

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Enjoy burning in hell after getting aids. Shit loving subhumans

>says the nuggets with aids

whats up lads

>nugget
Tfw autocorrect keeps you from looking like a conservative white guy

I wish i had so i could rape you at gun point and make you cry like when you were 5.

Sure thing shitbreath

>proving faggots are below niggers one post at a time.
Good job

>SHITPOSTING INTESIFYS

Not gonna lie, made me laugh
>t. Conservative white guy

Dont care. Also bet he would ask for more

Niggerfaggots

Just why is every Sunday morning /dbt/ filled with this shit?

>shitposting has reached 100%
>select one
>continue?
>abort?

>faggots are so defensive
Guess that comes with mental disorders

Just ask for my dick nicely and i ll give it to you

Its a 2AM thing. Happens more often than it should.

>select one
>continue?
>abort?

It happening once should be too often.

Now back to the proper subject.
What bike rides are you guys planning for this year?

Toung me anus

Planning a ride from Detroit MI to South Carolina. A friend or mine is stationed there and I plan on visiting this spring.

>Sunday morning
>Sunday
whats it like living in a shithole?

>I'm 12 and this is funny

Calm down mr. Crabs

U gonna fuckt his boipucci?

Anyone here own or used to own a Honda Cb300?

Yes. Why else would i go?

Nice

>nuggets
Nuggets
Nuggets Nuggets
Me
Nuggets Al's me
FUCK YOU NUGGETS

A couple of cbr300 anons

Idk what's worse. This thread or me watching DOA movie I'm watching for the first time

Wtf is going on in this thread

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