/srg/ Speedrunning General

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shotgun clip then

delete this

Boypussy > girlpussy

>collect her card

what did they mean by this?

explain this card nonsense pls

I miss the reptilian cosmo.

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Unless you're behind a VPN and use client side encryption constantly they already know everything about your miserable life.

her v-card

How much do you have to pay to be a volunteer?

OH MY!

Playing left 4 dead with 3 bros at a lan was top tier fun back in the day

>3
how's it feel not to have any friends

if you don't leave gdq with at least 1 wr and 3 virginities you are a beta

>4player game

uhh

Just woke up, brief me with the breaking updates on who has fucked who at the event

Shit, somehow I read it as there were 3 of you, 2 friends and you. My bad.
In my defense English is my third language.

>L4D
>back in the day
i feel so god damn old right now.

el reddito!

Stay in /v/

>In my defense English is my third language.

How's it feel to be a degenerate

what are they doing? Is this some sex thing?

What the heck does reddit have to do with anything here?
bretty bad 2bh

2008 was 40 years ago

>What the heck

I was about to call out underage too, but then it hit me.

>Bubbles paying retards to astroturf reddit rather than make a donation
im conflicted

Any Asian girls at AGDQ?

Vase looked like a third leg xD

But yes, there are asian girls at agdq, but most girls are quite hideous and all the decent / good looking ones are in a relationship most of the time.

Why would you go on a speedrun marathon event to get laid as a chick?

OKIE DOKIE

I thought she had three knees for a minute there.

There are a few asian (((girls)))

>What the heck does reddit have to do with anything here?

This your first day here? This place is obsessed with reddit, maybe because it secretly is in love with it or something.
It's bizarre.

Sumi "Ban gooks on twitch" chu.

Who are the guys on the couch

you mean >girls

swingyDongle, BrutalTears13, and The_Hotboxxer

Those names are so retarded I believe it

>l4d speedrun

lmao

>dying in a l4d speedrun

This is a new low.

they fucking died on l4d normal co-op

F

niure

man this fat bitch ruined my whole evening yesterday
Forcing herself this hard and talking over runners and commenting on everything was just too much
she won't be back, right?

Didn't that crossdresser the thread wanted to fuck do a horrible meme4death run last time?

too many virgins love her

shes staying for good

>tfw

>legit boring run
>chat is quiet
>even /srg/ is quiet
Lets see how empty it'll be once 007 starts

>sacrificing francis

He's literally the best character

>getting this triggered
*for food

I once fucked a girl who had a bf, only sex I ever enjoyed

cronikeys?
more like
tranny, kys

Who're you talking about?
Show pics

not as empty as the pack of condoms I brought to this event will be!

>this VoHiYo spam
cute

stiv you need to move on

that was boring as fuck

edobean when?

Finally

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edobean HYPE

this reaction image has never been more relevant than during this entire adgq. 90% are shit

That's how I felt after high school too. Wew lad.

>no one hand blast corps with drunk peaches

why bother

who thought it was a good idea all those years ago to start this shit where they talk about how their grandma died of brain cancer a day ago and they cried all day long completely ruining the mood of the speedrun and making the speedrunners feel guilty over just completely ignoring it as they talk about what i care about listening to?

youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
youtube.com/watch?v=VNVB3hz_GD8
youtube.com/watch?v=EOMhKoekQXA

Can someone add to this little collection by providing the link of Stiv being drunk and knocking on cosmos door then getting told off by adrian? The link I had has gone private.

Feels like it gets more boring every year

t. mr. deagle

Stop watching it then, you stupid faggots. Do something you enjoy with your time.

>'School is the best time of your life'

this shit should be limited to the breaks in between runs. So I know when to mute the stream

>save the frames is up by 8k
>12k donation from (((the yetee))) to save the animals
:thinking:

i forgot the exact amounts and it happened on one of the first days, dont even know if it was the yetee desu la

Wat?

I still enjoy it m8 but it seems like there are more shit runs each year.

Overall it's still decent though.

Who gives a shit about this animals joke anymore?

Way to beat the dead horse.

>Way to beat the dead horse.
Who cares about this horse saying anymore?

Way to kill the mood.

Save the animals.

Lots of literally whos running literally what, and the literally whos are not very skilled. This new generation of speedrunners is weak.

plenty of people do and it can be an incentive for people to donate so for the organizers to contribute a bunch it feels dodgy to me

for example the way i wrote it there even though i dont know how it was exactly, that would make it so the more eager to donate group as evident by them being up, would have to stage a comeback instead of chilling cuz they are in the lead by far

and when that need to stage a comeback is set up by the organizers themselves its dodgy

>didn't know gdq was on
>missed mario and megaman races, the only runs that matter

I think this year was slightly better than last year, it doesn't hold a candle to 2013 and earlier though.

>realize i have the stream muted
>unmute
>donations
>realize why i had the stream muted
>mutes

>new generation of speedrunners is weak
you realize that only like 5% of the speedrunning community gives a fuck about GDQs, right? it's literally an event for irrels and stream monsters.

What's your point exactly?

You /pol/tards are so dumb you have nothing but meme in your brain.

this man has it right
they don't want to be displayed like animals in a zoo while people talk about how much ass cancer they have

good post

>black borders
>circle is obvious an oval with this stretching
FUCK WORLD 9 GAMING

*yawn tbph*

>there are two sofas

I had no idea

THIS SOOOOOOO BORING