AGDQ (Awesome Games Done Quick) is the main focus for now. This is a week-long speedrunning event for the Mike Uyama MoneyLaundering/Transition Fund LLC
Useful speedrunning links: speedrun.com/ - Has most, if not all records of runners doing certain games. Many runs have a recording so you can learn what the runners have done.
tasvideos.org/ - Tool-assisted speedruns. Shows how a game can be run in optimal conditions. These videos are usually useful for learning routes and certain techniques.
What game have they released in the last 6 years that was a MUST PLAY?
Carter Cruz
hey what games do you guys speedrun
Easton Campbell
why is kirbymastah still allowed to run anything
Eli Robinson
>posting that weak little bitch
Isaac Long
>runs into attack >UMMM OKAY?
Dominic Bailey
>Link to the Past
>"Any% No Major Glitches"
Name a worse run category than this
Levi Lee
xenoblade chronicles
Luis Rodriguez
>Just wait until it's over and read a list No? There's a new console launched only every few years and I'm not devoid of any joy when it comes to gaming, so of course I want to see the full presentation from beginning to end. May even watch it with my jobless friend if he hasn't seen it by then.
Nolan Long
Chrono Cross 100%
Eli Foster
>calebhart.jpg who is that actually tho? asking for a friend
Alexander Kelly
>xenoblade chronicles I unironically hated that game. It was so fucking boring
Xavier Allen
Super Mario 3D World Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze Yoshi's Woolly World Lots of 3DS games
Thomas Ortiz
>that guy doing the sonic run on the seat
Jace Baker
>caleb is a tranny now too :(
Colton Ward
10rd for sonyroaches on suicide watch
Aaron Flores
>"can I show off a 1 minute long trick" >no time for 20 minutes of donation reading.
Dylan Hernandez
Why such an arbitrary amount of years?
Samuel Thomas
I wonder if AdamAK still lurks/posts here
I miss him
Gavin Perez
>Sonic R >No OoB
Is there any worse category for any game than no OoB? It makes the run much more boring.
Liam Smith
fuck off
Jose Lee
They've been really stingy about that shit.
Jackson Watson
Right, and I'm sure there's a ton of people out there who hate your favorite console-justifying game of all time too. Your point?
Kayden Hughes
>sonic r up next
dont put the gas away yet
Aaron Sanders
>what is dolphin
Colton White
You know theres no fun allowed
Leo Mitchell
Baten Kaitos 100%
Henry Rogers
/srg/ is over 4 years old now, so he no longer cares
Liam Bailey
The sister of someone I'm friends with on facebook.
There's no other good pictures though.
Adam Morris
>let's kick Cancer's booty
Jaxon Nelson
I was asked what Nintendo game was released in the last 6 years that was a must play. There was no "not if you can emulate it" stipulate, shithead.
Elijah Williams
why is sonic block always the worst
Chase Martinez
The Binding of Isaac Afterbirth 100%
Isaiah Sullivan
>intentionally overhyping yourself this is how you disappoint yourself, user. although I guess you don't since you don't buy nintendo consoles. Wii wasn't too bad btw, but that was my last as well.
tap it for me, friendo
Ryder Peterson
>let's sniff cancer's butt
Joseph Nguyen
Miles of all people becoming trans really has just flummoxed me.
Why is it spreading like some kind of contagion through speedrunning? What is the correlation between transgenderism and playing video games fast?
Robert Garcia
Bayonetta 2 and W101.
Noah Morgan
i had sex once and that was 7 years ago
Nathan Myers
>>intentionally overhyping yourself What point of "I haven't bought a Nintendo console since the GameCube" don't you get? I don't anticipate buying the Switch at all.
I'm genuinly interested in new consoles, even if the last console I bought was a PS3.
Levi Walker
>let's kick cancer's fake vagina
Chase Murphy
>Adventure 2
Who is ready for 30 minutes of Knuckles digging shit?
Jacob Phillips
you dirty dog!!
Chase Smith
Attention.
Parker Bell
Dishonored 2 100% All Coins
Joseph Mitchell
Imagine being the Sniffer in this moment and having to be all like "damn, Ashley, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally sniff you, both my nose and the real me." when all he really wants to do is sniff another 16 year old in her hotel room. Like seriously imagine having to be the Sniffer and not only sit in that chair while Ashley flaunts her disgusting face next to you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, run after run, hour after hour, while she perfected her smell. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in the streaming room tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, HEARMEFARORE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been sniffing nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the boonies of Reddit. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can sniff the sweat that's breaking out off her dimpled buttocks as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively on the chair, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" smell, the beauty she worked so hard for with her white knights in the previous months. And then the announcer calls for another run, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the hotel security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking Sniffer. You're not going to lose your future sniffing career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Benjamin Powell
>my favourite games >my favourite character So....people do like Sonic? Like actually like it? I played those games as a youngling too, but they were nothing noteworthy back then and now they are only relevant because of the autism surrounding sonic. I can understand liking japanese puke porno, scat, blacked and what have you, but sonic? That's hard to believe.
Elijah Lee
autism and attention seeking. goose was right.
David Price
because sonic is a bad series
Carson Jackson
hello /pol/eddit
Ryder Perez
Always wondered, do girls like this date beta men or guys even more built than them?
Tyler Lee
but does it even get attention at this point with how many there are
Evan Morgan
>muh pol
Daniel Sullivan
did you read the rest of the sentence lol
well you're gonna have to do it again dude, seems important
maybe he wants to be samus
John Ramirez
regardless, there's no point in getting a nintendo console since you just emulate it anyways. wii u emulation is going well while ps3 emulation is still unplayable
Colton Phillips
There's more to it than the games, you dolt.
Carter Nelson
I really liked Miles too. Metroid is my favorite series and he's great at running it. I was really shocked a well. It's a sad turn off events desu. I hope he gets help. I'd be a tranny freak too, if my psychologist wasn't so good about treating it as just another mental illness and not letting me chop my cock off.
Adrian Gomez
Upvoted
William Fisher
Sniffer has the deepest lore.
Carson Sullivan
>not a virgin
get out
James Richardson
Thanks /tv/
Bentley Lewis
why are you so hateful about a thing u know nothing about
Alexander Bennett
these fuckers better not fucking sing like last time
Ryder Martinez
OUR GIRL
Matthew Robinson
people here have way too much time on their hands
I hope trump restores conscription
Julian Flores
ROUGE IS ON FUCKING STREAM I thought they killed all fun
Xavier Thomas
>did you read the rest of the sentence lol Was that supposed to be a question= And did you think you still had to actually post that comment after making your point mute?
Nathan Collins
...
James Clark
BANNED
Angel Price
Why are these games here:
Salt and Sanctuary Mighty No. 9 Titan Souls Undertale
All other fucking recent shitty steam indie titles I missed
This is just advertising disguised as a speedrun right?
Xavier James
finally a hot girl at a GDQ
Aiden Wilson
well i put my dick away, but i deserved that
Lucas King
That's... a very odd selection to try to assuage that claim against.
Ethan Lee
witwix getting it
Eli Gray
that's not edobae
Jonathan Lewis
hmmmmmmm
Joseph Davis
They have 150+ hours to fill.
If they speedrun Bible Adventures, why not speedrun Mighty No.9?
Titan Souls because it's a good game Mighty No. 9 because it had lotsa controversy going on, so it would equal to more views Never heard of that Salt game and Undertrash because autism. Expect a fuckton of really shitty and autistic donations during the run Undertale is also a trash speedrun
Carson Rodriguez
Assert*
David Green
I don't think you know what the word assuage means, my man.
Colton Sanchez
>6+ feet tall probably >cool shades >sleeves rolled up, giving the appearance of someone who's ready for action
alpha as heck
Colton Gomez
it's spelled moot. the rest isn't worth explaining
Nathan Rivera
the only thing trump will do is starting a war with russia
Jonathan Kelly
Freudian slip, my dude.
Jackson Miller
>this music
Owen Lee
i unironically enjoy this game's OST
Mason Morgan
>pretty sure my girlfriend loves Sonic more than she loves me WAH WAH WAH KEK ALERT!
Elijah Rivera
>agdq 2017 >bunch of absolute shit games no one cares about or wants to watch >various shitty indie games released on steam in 2016 and 2015, blatantly just an ad spot disguised as a speedrun >fucking undertale as the last game, the undigested nut on top of the shitpile
it finally went to absolute trash
reminder that all of your donations go to paying undisclosed cushy salaries of the "volunteers" that are having orgies in the hotel rooms
That look of relief on Putins face when Trump one was just because hes relieved to go to war. NOT that the other option meant certain world annihilation.
Luis Bell
The game is garbage but the soundtrack is 10/10.
Jonathan Hernandez
>fatter, more bearded witwix >alpha l o l i wonder if he beats her like witwix would too
Daniel Richardson
How do we "permanently stop" the Waluigi waaah-ers?