League of Legends general - /lolg/

I REALLY hope Blitzcrank still runs his dating service.

He'll think it's cute and give him what he wants.

Bios as well

I never said it wasn't degenerate. Just if we are gonna have shit happen I'd rather they be talking about Storm Lux's pussy muscles than Soraka's horsecock.

cause he looks like a girl

fake ass niggas aint even real homos

WHERE IS TWITCH RIOT
WHY MUST YOU HATE MY HUSBANDO

xth for Camille

It's the fucking 4th time I have a splitpusher against me.

Shen can't do absolutelly nothing against the likes of Kayle and Tryndamere if the enemy jungler helps the splitpusher.

Im so absolutelly done, why is people playing these kind of champs again?

>>Zac is the product of a toxic spill that ran through a chemtech seam and pooled in an isolated cavern deep in Zaun’s Sump.

So are they just gonna change and retcon EVERYTHING now?
What's the fucking point?
Zac's old lore was great and his personality was designed AROUND his loving upbringing.

Warwicks and Sorakas old lore was good too.

Riot sucks.

>Im so absolutelly done, why is people playing these kind of champs again?
That's what I'm asking myself when someone picks Shen.

Janna is a kind lady!

I want to assist her in her quest to help Zaun!

I want to protect her smile!

and I want to massage her ears!

Anthony "the cuck who is to cucks what cucks are to normal people" Burch sends his regards.

what are you wearing today /lolg/

me on the left

+ unlike shit like WW he actually had a lore that made sense and it had a bunch of visuals and shit with it.

A 850 damage worth of shield + a cc+ a shield that blocks AA is so bad uh user?

autism

>tfw full AP Nami puts her E on a Rengar or Jayce

black jeans and a white hoodie underneath my work t-shirt

very soon :3!

Will Zac's title no longer be "The Secret Weapon" then?

Heck, not even his name makes much sense now, seeing as his name was an acronym for what he was.

That Ekko color story is a month old. I have a feeling we'll get another one though.

That feel when back in the day AP nami W had Syndra ult damage on basic ability

Why the fuck is sona so skinny?

Pretty sure Ekko got new lore though

:3!

>Sona's left leg from the calf down

>if you like perfect anime boys ur not a real homo
>hairy muscle loving faggots actually think this

get real, theres nothing more rare and attractive than a cute twink with long hair

>Zac lore
>Just make him edgy and give him a trite "oh no my parents are dead" backstory

Jesus fucking christ the new lore team is total fucking hacks.

idk man that art is alot less good now that i look at it. i like the color but the anatomy is all shit

See

They'll probably find a way to make Bandle City edgy when they get around to it.

Would you let Zac feel your body sexually?

Hi everyone,

I am a brazilian diamond 1 player Main fiddlesticks and everybody knows that fiddlesticks is garbage tier right now.

The only good thing about fiddlesticks was starting at wolfs and then going blue and gromp together and getting lv 3 very fast.
Butttt, RIOT strikes again..
Wolfs dont give lv 2 anymore.

So i had 2 options : never play fiddlesticks anymore or find another way to make him playable.

So i had the brillant idea of buying ONE SINGLE rune of Experience and VOILÁ, wolfs give me lvl 2 again and if i do 5 camps of my jungle, i get lv 4 before any other jungler that doesnt run this rune.

I'm very happy about this, what do you guys think??

one of the coats I got for Christmas, red undershirt, and black pants

feels comfy to be stylish~

>neck too long
>torso is all kinds of fucked
>funhouse mirror curvature of the spine
>right leg is longer and thicker than the left despite being in the background

Yeah the art is shit.

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

alright alright

nb desu

Janna lore got buffed big time

t. reddit

I forgot EXP runes exist

Good discovery, I'll inform my friend who also mains Fiddles

Could I pray to Janna to summon her for lewd purposes?

From what it seems like it's the same lore as before except he failed to save them, OR this is from before he saved them and thus thinks they are dead.

I'd let him play with me as he pleases. Sense he feeds off other people's emotions he's bound to be very eager to get his partner going the best he can.

>i am diamond 1
>asks lolgen for advice

how did such a retard get diamond 1??

>this zac lore
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
CAN'T WAIT UNTIL DARIUS AND DRAVEN AREN'T BROTHERS ANYMORE

just what we needed in this general.... more fags...
kill yourselves

>EKKO PRAYS TO JANNA

UHH WTF?!

Wait tomorrow or monday.

We only have 3 new champ stories so far.

>Piltover and Zaun operate on hextech crystals
>pure hextech crystals are made from brackern life crystals, which hold the souls of brackern souls and sometimes other life forms that the brackern developed a connection to
>hextech crystals have a life expectancy in their crystal form, eventually evaporating into a mist or smog
>Zaun and Piltover mass-produced mockery hextech crystals as a source of energy, but this creates toxic smog known as the grey
>Zac was formed from this smog and excess of pure (AKA good) hextech crystals, while bad, mockery ones give people blight
>like the Brackern, Zac can feel the thoughts and emotions of those around him

Zac is a Brackern reborn CONFIRMED.

I'm gonna miss his old background as scientific military experiment though. It was fine and it made complete sense.

Now they're gonna have to retcon his title, as well as the meaning behind his name.

At least he was still raised by human parents who taught him well.

Janna lore is good but Zac is stupid and doesn't fit him at all. Ekko is the same I think. Lores seem to be hit and miss. Also where the fuck is Singed and Twitch. I am pretty sure Twitch is not a yordle so there is absolutely zero reason to exclude him.

>Lend usb to gf so she can transfer some uni shit
>Forget l have my whole league porn collection there

W-Will she find out bros? lt's hidden behind 4 folders

>reading comprehension

EKKO IS ALSO GAY

WHAT
THE FLYING
FUCK?!

Who else here is going to stop considering the new lore canon?

I actually had high hopes after they got rid of the League but it died when they hired Anthony Burch

>Twitch is now a mutated yordle

le epic gay black man

definitely scoring points for the diversity crew!!!

>janna's new lore
>includes a gay shota
Gay shota champ WHEN?

I don't think the cute gay shota in Janna's story is Ekko.

>posting a mob psycho image
Mob a CUTE! A CUTE!

>having a girlfriend
>not having a boyfriend who shares your fetishes
You fucked up.

what didnt i understand

hes diamond 1 right?? is this a meme

The entire piltover and zuan thing is going to become a shitty forced allegory about muh privilege muh evil rich white patriarchy oppressing all the zuanian dindus

Where does it say that? Didn't he say he had a crush on jinx?

What does that imply about Jinx?

He mentions life in a test-tube, bruh.

Na is at full force today

So his hinted relationship with Jinx is out the window?

>Fallgren
Located at the North-eastern part of Valoran, the island city is currently in controll by Noxus ever since the Battle of Fallgren in which Kled lead to a decicive victory.

>Glorft
Located on the Southern point of North Valoran, its currently in control of Noxus after the Assault on Glorft, led by Kled.

>Northern Plains
Located at the northern edge of the Empire, the plains are currently occupied by Kled.

>Qualthola
Located at the southern point of Northern Valoran, its currently in control of Noxus after the Siege of Qualthola, led by Kled.

The Drakengate
Located in the North-eastern part of North Valoran, the citties current leader is Steward Algor Nimchi. It was in control of Noxus ever since The Draken campaign, lead by Kled

reminder that Kled is the second most powerful Noxian only behind Swain.

The yordle update was my breaking point of not accepting lore updates. I like some of the Zac lore changes but the retcon of his creation is really bad.

>Twitch is now a mutated prehistoric yordle from the void born in the frejliord

Twitch is not even on the champ list.

Try reading the post?

if your gf is so normie that she is weirded out by the most vanilla fanart porn on the internet, then fuck her

FROM HIS STORY:

"She was wrong, of course. I wasn’t fine, in the end. Couple of years ago, she – my mother – died while sump-scrapping, and I had to raise myself with the few gears she left me. Then, the usual: couldn’t make friends. Got beaten up a lot. Boy I loved didn’t love me back. Tried to study, tried to think my way up to Piltover. Couldn’t. Figured Janna had forgotten about me."

>BOY I LOVED DIDN'T LOVE ME BACK
BOY I LOVED DIDN'T LOVE ME BACK
>BOY I LOVED DIDN'T LOVE ME BACK
BOY I LOVED DIDN'T LOVE ME BACK

Be my internet lover.

>this is how stupid "ez is straight"fags are

kek

>DUDE BLACK HOMOSEXUAL THE DIVERSITY MAN
>BLACK HOMOSEXUAL
>HOMOSEXUAL
>DIVERSITY

Bi people exist you know

The kid in janna's story had her mom die.

Ekko's parents are both still alive.

Calm your tits.

placem!

Where does it explicitly say it's Ekko?
To me it's just a default NPC character.

HAHAHA EKKO CONFIRMED GAY NIGGER CAN'T FUCKING MAKE THIS UP HOLY FUCK SOME FUCKING RIOT KEK WATCHED MOONLIGHT AND MADE EKKO A GAY NIGGER RIIAIJIAJEUIFHRURHRFYFR

You idiot, this is from Ekko's story, not Janna's story. Read Ekko's story.

That's the Janna story, it never says the narrator is Ekko you fucking mong

That's from Janna's colour story, you fucko.

Yes, but no where in the story does it say it's Ekko. In fact, if you compare Ekko's story with Janna's, you'll realize the boy in Janna's isn't anything like Ekko. The boy wants to move up and become a Piltoverian, while Ekko takes pride in being a Zaunite and wants nothing to do with Piltover. In addition, the boy's mother is dead, while I think Ekko's parents are still alive (or at least, no where in Ekko's story does it say they're dead).

So, what, do you guys just not read anything and only listen to what other people say? Jesus, just read the stories for yourselves.

Okay, now I know you're retarded.

So which champion are they gonna change canonically to gender-fluid?

(you)
Now leave.

Then the links are broken. From the mini circles, the link from Ekko's "Story" took me to that one.

links or it isnt real

...

Foxes!

>fiora vs riven

Dude go with the circlejerk. Fucking riot and their sjws. xD

how the FUCK are yordles fairies if ziggs and heimer have an academy at piltover

Just finished reading all of it.
Zac was further developed in a test tube, but his true origins started off as a random pile off excess chemtech sludge that happened to be found in a remote portion of the city.

>Zac is the product of a toxic spill that ran through a chemtech seam and pooled in an isolated cavern deep in Zaun’s Sump. D

>They questioned the morality of experiments that seemed entirely driven to produce a creature of unmatched aggression. When the pair dug further, they discovered the project was being funded by Saito Takeda, a Chem-Baron with a notoriously violent temperament and reputation for bloody gang warfare. The implication was clear; Takeda sought to develop a fighter who could shrug off mortal wounds, squeeze into places humans could not and who would obey any command. They also discovered the project’s true name; the Zaun Amorphous Combatant.

Largely his old lore is still intact and he's still some kind of science experiment. I like it.

ALSO of important note:
>Saito Takeda

Same chemo-baron mentioned in Evelynn's new and recent lore, btw. She's working for him now.