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>Tips and guides
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Wiki: wiki.tf
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FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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good hat

Fuck you mod out the hats

Guy's still at it!

I want to hang out with Demo and Soldier for steaks and beer :3

you know what to do

Doubles

Kirk Novoselic's microphone

kurt cobane dildo

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>I want to mod out hats because other's peoples loadouts look like shit
>but I think my loadouts look great and better than stock

Though choice, maybe next sale I'll sell my bp for the 3 keys it's worth and mod the hats out.

>Getting dubs on Veeky Forums
555-cmon-now

Festive Shotgun

You cant get dubs on Veeky Forums you newfag

I gotchu senpai

You can't roll dubs in Veeky Forums you dummy. Only you can roll 00s.

Any soldier cosmetics that are not shit?

All the military ones?

***no beards, hair or hats that show his eyes

Thanks dude

-soldier's stogie
-soldier's stash/exquisite rack
-pretty much all of his coats

>soldier military cosmetics

Nonexistent

>soldier military cosmetics

old school military

>implied lesbianism in the comic
reeeeeeeeeeeeee I thought that faggot was fired

Where?

MS. PAULING WAS MADE FOR SCOUT

>captcha: ausfahrt

Good name for my awper hand?

Are you not aware that the fdu and several military helmets exist?

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It's evident, that she has the hots for Helen. And judging by the last panel, I don't actually blame her for that.
Why else does she kill and lie for her without asking questions? Because the pay is that good?
She is even on first name basis with her. Albeit it's most definitely one sided, since Helen is too preoccupied with revenga and once that's done she dies. A life wasted, gg. Expect she can't because Medic snatched her soul as well.

"sniper's point and click adventure"

but i already did

anything edgy or spanish will do

But Helen is old

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Take a guess what the entirety of Australium was wasted on.

Free loveslaves including Pauling and Hale.

>back on tf2
>mfw Keys worth 22 ref now

What happened ?

Fine let's go with 8

I want to double teamed by Sniper and Scout.

>Helen wanted all the australium for just 1 hour of steamy, hot, loving sex with Miss Pauling

I can dig it.

I still don't why is this a bad thing, I can have some nice loadouts for ALL my classes for as little as 3-5 keys. Just change them for metal and you can buy almost any cosmetic in the game for cheap.

the bubble is popping
We have an economic crisis at our hand.

Thats down too.
They were like 29 like a week ago.

>Pauling's face when

>Helen wanted all the australium for just 1 hour of steamy, hot, loving sex with Miss Pauling
>A life wasted, gg. Expect she can't because Medic snatched her soul as well.

Lets play the regret game

machina

Sydney or The Classic

METAL IS CONTINUALLY BEING FREELY GENERATED

SINCE IT IS BECOMING MORE ABUNDANT BY THE SECOND, ITS VALUE DROPS

KEYS ARE GENERATED AT A SET PRICE OF REAL, ACTUAL CURRENCY

KEYS HAVE NOT GONE UP IN "METAL" PRICE, METAL HAS LOST VALUE IN REFERENCE TO KEYS

THIS IS BASIC FUCKING ECONOMICS AND LOGIC

Worse

Which merc is the most handsome?

You posted him.

Was it ever stated what happened to CTF Medic?

How do we make the other banners as good as the crutch? i mean conch

the conch should be nerfed, the other banners are actually okay, it's the conch the one that it's too good

Change the 4 health to 2 or remove the health for second and change it to extra health from health pick ups

Butterfucker

tf2 is a good videogame

Spray and pray

Sniper looking like this reminds me of Dr. House.

When will valve bring pubs/quickplay back?

Hopefully never

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Kinda like the idea.
You have nine classes, but different teams adds different personalities in it.

Since it adds nothing to gameplay, it probably going to be something dropable or purchaseable.

So... not only is Scout a Masshole, but also a Frog.

Like put the two most douchy people together to get super douche extraordinaire

Anyone got that pic of the Medic laughing saying hahahaha faggot. I'll pay a spicy meme for it

Well out of the 9 you've got scout, medic, spy and sniper to be the only ones with actual human-esque proportions

Spy's kinda scrawny
Scout's kinda still going through puberty
Medic's face is real blunt and his hands are fucking ginormous
Sniper looks p good all considered

Suggest a third cosmetic

a raffle

Really doesn't need one.

The shoes with the argyle socks.

No such thing, I do have these though

the gay looking shoes
argile socks or whatever they called

Argyle shoes and paint the hat muscleman brown or what ever the fuck it's called.

get the whatever the fuck shoes with the ace or whatever and paint you hat brown or whatever the fuck

You can't paint the Milkman

post scunt loadouts

I always forget to take pictures in game

i need something in pink/lime to scream "im a massive faggot"

So get literally any paintable cosmetic and do that
Noone'll be able to see what's under that garbage anyway

Tosslecap/EE are the tried and true unoriginal scunt cosmetics
Of course, both lime/spink

>no strange holy mackerel

fucking leech

second for this, it's a great cosmetic

are you me?

>Pomade Prince

I used to have a loadout with that one, pic related, but then I saw Akira and moved to my current, I feel that having no hat fits better. Good taste user.

2/2

This, the Argyle Ace goes well with the Frenchman Formals

yes, also what should I replace the badge with? Working towards lime paint for my cockfighter

post killcams

>Akira

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The only thing I did was crop the screen shot down to the subject of the photo.

art

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Decided to go for the cooler so it looks like hes actually delivering something

Sniper melee that lets him climb walls when

Paint it white