/srg/ - Speedrunning General

chinese moot if you're reading can you make this post a sticky in every board? thanks

SPEEDRUN NO GLITCHES NO EXPLOITS NO TRICKS NO CUTSCENE SKIPS ALL DIALOGUE READ OUT LOUDLY ALL LORE EXPLAINED BY BEARDED LOREMASTER TALKING LOUDLY BEHIND ME WHILE RUNNING AND HE MUST FINISH SPEAKING BEFORE I CAN CONTINUE ANY%

because any% is about 90 seconds long, and all dungeons and 100% were both in more recently. NMG is the most popular category.

yeah with glitches you just walk to the end through walls

i agree

>watching two guys button mash their way through a game they've never played before
this isn't fun

people who think speedrunning will ever reach esports level are dumb faggots in denial

have there been any moot donations this year?

>any%
100% only

>I've never seen this before
>>In a blind race of meme games

doesn't the non-5 minute long one use wallclipping to an extent, or am i thinking of some other categories?

these blind rces have been shit desu

this has never happened before

This is for cancer idiot, cancers not fun

not a phrase a guy ever wants to say

Yeha, All Dungeons is allowed to use EG and OOB, which are banned in this. Andy ran that some GDQs ago, maybe last year.

this.

Out of respect for victims of cancer and mono, a somber tone should be taken.

>dead thread
>memerace
>boring shit like kirby

Goodnight

unless you're a godgamer and the games are good don't blind race

>platform you can't get back up from directly next to exit
for what reason

Don't even joke about this, every year millions die from monobeno

adventure islands are bad games

who tf is this shitter and why is he there

>struggling to complete a kids game let alone going fast

goodnight, ill join you in a bit

that sounds tragic, what can we do to help

yeah fuck trying being positive and being happy and cheery about raising money to help people, you know what? let's make next sgdq happen inside a catholic church and every speedrun is done under religious silence and the couch is actually a church bench and they all stand there on their knees praying hoping jesus will defeat cancer one day

We need to donate $125,000 USD Dollars

watching priests try to speedrun could be more entertaining than this
you got my vote

>pcf is about helping people

ok kid found a problem with your presmise

Catholicism is a bigoted institution and isn't inclusive to everyone in our community.

lmao this fucking jump bat jump killed him 5 times

>blind race
jesus christ put this shit out of its misery

monks could be really good at this since they also have a lot of free time on their hands and don't fuck

>can't run out the clock like a regular sport
>like baseball

what did he mean by this?

>wr in a marathon
>says that during this event

what did he meme by this

I don't think the (((audience))) is ready for it

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he was using baseball as an example of what it is more like. baseball isnt a real sport

It helps Mike

twitter.com/hatstwit/status/819665719751311360

this pathetic newboi thinks hes a vet lmao. bitch

in what way are you so sick you can't even communicate, minimal talk and watch a list?

is he literally dying barely able to breath or what?

>taking a joke seriously
i think i found a problem inside your monkey brain
i live in italy tell me about it
to be fair some priests are bros
those who aren't pedophiles and those who value people higher than religion
like 10 or 12 in the whole country i guess
meh, i'd give it a 6/10
priests speedrunning would be the shit tho you're right sgdq vatican 2017 let's make it happen

>I think he pushed himself too hard

reminder to report this fag linking his twitter all day

just let it go, underage ebin troles like that revel in any attention even if it's pointing out they're a colossal faggot

I WOULD BE POSITIVE AND HAPPY IF I KNEW THAT ALL THIS MONEY ACTUALLY WENT TO SOMETHING GOOD, AND NOT ONLY 20% OF IT GOES TO ADVERTISING THE REST GOES TO PAYING SALARIES OF "VOLUNTEERS"

>when the euphoria hits

gamesindustry.biz/articles/2017-01-12-guerrila-cambridge-to-close
Rest in peace, Medievil.

he literally spends all day playing a capeshit mmo when hes not cashing pcf checks

4 in a row!!

serg should go with it

>20 minutes
>to clear 2 worlds on a shitty platformer
what a fucking waste of time

How many times have these faggots said some variation of "please clap" by now

blechy looked pissed at pizza face impertinence

how many times has the "Hype monitor" lit up?

first of all chill the fuck down, second of all read you fucking mongoloid i'm well aware those jews are jewing out the whole jew fest still if we PRETEND, like people attending the event PRETEND this shit's real (because they really think it or because they have to is irrelevant) there are zero reasons in the whole fucking world for not being happy about doing good for someone else unless you're a sick mlg edgelord who drinks montain dew and the last tits he saw are his mom's

Fuck this shit I'm going to the gym

This event is very low energy.

thanks caleb

>those who aren't pedophiles and those who value people higher than religion
>like 10 or 12 in the whole country i guess
ebin joke never heard it before

see you later caleb

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he's healthy enough to sing in rockband so no, there's literally no reason for him to not show himself and speak

he's dead gym

Has Mike even shown his face yet?

here's hoping Kirby's comfy to make up for, well, that

Cute.

how can one drawf be so baser?

the things i would do to that alien..

>tune in
>James Chen on the mic

He did full commentary during Sunset Riders

The absolute madman

>mfw i eat the booty like groceries

>joke
y-yeah joke

you fucking idiot

Who the fuck even is Mike? How did some nobody just completely take over and become the owner of these "free" events?

>this audience

convert to orthodoxy if you're fed up with catholicism

hes dedicated to pulling the puppet strings from behind the curtain

I want to watch blechy run races of games I've never played instead of just esports interview nonsense.

he has a stockpile of biological weapons, including supermono, and threatened to release it if he didn't get a cut of the donations

what does this even mean

Me too.

Its cleanup time.

The first one was held in his mom's basement.

That's literally it

>they're all amazing people can play a variety of games without any problems

this shit is so fucking STUPID! so STUPID! mystery games whatever the fuck it's just playing a new game a little faster than you would normally, if you can't do that you fucking suck at games and probably have a shitty brain

>convert
i've never been clueless enough to convert into anything to begin with, i'm merely stating facts

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
where are the games
stop talking already. . .. . . .....

autistic question but, does it cost to attend AGDQ?

I live about 15 minutes from the hotel it's at, and I'm wondering if I can just walk in.

Why doesn't /srg/ organize their own mistery game race?

i'd like to see you do better

you're part of the "no fun allowed" crowd with a post like that

>dude Im a human being who has figured out the intricacies of the universe

it's always funny to see how hard autists who have dedicated 100% of their spare time to perfecting one game have zero ability to adapt to new styles of gameplay and will be walled hard when trying out new games