Well, let's hear it.
Well, let's hear it
My car doesn't have emotions
She's a beast in bed
Nice fat ass.
It's a real piece of shit and I can't wait to get rid of it.
I have a car
I fucked it up the tailpipe.
It exists.
>girlfriend
She exists
Y-you too
It fell for the banana up it's tail pipe trick.
It's inexpensive.
I parted her out.
user, I didn't come here for those feels
She was around in 1996
She has no problem with her carb intake
I love you
I have one
She's only had one previous owner
Lmao
I just bought a new one.
I can ride it 12h straight.
I believe on average, women have had 12 sexual partners by the age of 21.
oh fugggg
Jesus Christ
The wife loves it
Weight reduction makes it handle better
Only has two pairs of shoes
Interior can get chilly
Responds half a second after I floor it
it's just not fair
mine was cheap because I got it used
I have one
it's getting too hot
...
I came inside her.
I want it to be louder.
She's 12 years old...
it never left me
My car only drains blood every 3 months.
She guzzles fuel and produces copious amounts of noise
You know, if you watch the gif long enough she eventually comes back
I actually fit inside it
Well my car doesn't act like a total cunt for 5 days a month. That's nice.
It's not rotting away in the trunk of an old BMW in a junkyard.
i have one
(my bf would be pissed)
i love it
I would never abuse her.
Really Really stiff monocoque!
I can have more than one.
Also, nice headlights.
came here to post this
It runs.
She looks for the mileage.
Kek'd
Racers don't need girlfriends ;_;
I never leave it out in the rain.
I have one.
[spoiler]Racers don't need girlfriends, right?[/spoiler]
>tfw just want gf that will run with me
she loves me
>tfw not a racer but still no gf
itsuki should have just said car nerds don't need girlfriends
I didn't really like her at first but she's grown on me
I let all my buddies try her out .
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I'm not sure about her mileage
She goes places.
fuck you just put bmw ownership in perspective for me
I really can't think of any differences, they've both had several guys rag her, always having problems, taking all my money, have to spend time with them all the damn time etc. But still wouldn't trade them in for anything
the older models are better.
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It has a 4L inline six
She's a bit temperamental
It can take 5 guys at the same time
I spend a considerable amount of time and money on my car
Came here to post this
She gets ridden hard and put away wet.
She always gets me there
She's only five years old and I'm in her as often as I can be!
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It isnt needy as fuck all. Requires little maintaince, and doesn't mind if I don't drive it for a couple days.
You're a car.
she's black
If i had 0 cars for every girlfriend i had i would have 2
M-mine can take 9
Is my truck cucking me?
>I like its figure
>I want to be inside of it
>I enjoy washing it
>I like the color of its skin
>It only complains when sick or hungry
>I want to touch it
>I love it
>It gets wet sometimes
>It gets dirty sometimes
>It works
>I take good care of it
>It doesn't look down on me for using lubricant
>I like showing it off
>I love the way it smells
>Other people compliment it
>It doesn't hold up traffic
>It doesn't have any loose screws
>It doesn't consume more than it excretes
>It can squat
>It can dive
>It doesn't roll when it moves
>It's pretty light when I get my junk out of its trunk
>It won't follow me around when I trade it for a new model
>I won't trade it for a new model
>I have to pay taxes on it
>Its still cheaper
>It doesn't explode every day
>It comes from a wealthy country
>It has a purpose
>It doesn't smoke
Stole my answer
[spoiler] I have one [/spoiler]
She sucks.
Holy shit sounds like you need to break up with this girl
As for my car, it's been faithful...
Look at this fat hog.
4 guys cant really fit in my car to well.
these
The last guy neglected her
I have one and it makes me happy
I only have 1 car
>pathetic lonely drivers
20 Keks
She is economical
>he has a girlfriend
>he doesn't focus solely on cars
She's 13 years old just the way I like them. At 18 years, they get too cranky and high maintenance.
Some dindu tried to get into her!
Clean title
A lot of maintenance records
Passed safety inspection
Washed/Detailed
Weights less than 3,000 pounds
Has a heart
Never been used as a rental
Never been abused
>My car is more than 15 years old... :^}™
Its very light...
>id never let her go
>her ass is tight
>she exist
>i take good care of her