Police evasion thread

Police evasion thread

You are only allowed to post in this thread if youve ran from the cops.

This one time I was doing 81 and I saw a cop on the end of a onramp. It looked like he started to move as I passed him so I quickly changed lanes to the far right and got off at the next exit. The end

inc more stories just like this.

>driving around town
>at a stop light
>only one there, late at night
>spinning the back before I launch
>roasting past the intersection
>cop pulls me over
>he just wanted to chat shit about the ride
>he understands it's 3 in the morning and nobody is in danger
>tells me not to do it again
>rips a skid out from behind me as he pulls onto the road


Most cops are cool, just be respectful no matter the situation.

You can break laws, as long as nobody is in danger 9/10 times.

Being white helps too, and I don't do drugs or drink.

have any tips on skin bleaching? Ive been black since '91

In 2011 or 2012 I once got away from a charger state trooper in my 175-mph STi (pic related) in a full, nearly 20-mile long pursuit. I've told the story here enough times in the past. I'm still ashamed of all the lives I endangered. It was in rural Florida (panhandle) so they didn't have helicopters or backup.

I've evaded plenty of other cops in this way though: They are on the side of the road scanning, they tag me and turn on their lights, I WOT and get off on the next exit.

>be me
>be 4am
>blasting through the twisties
>ripped hektik skidz around one corner
>didnt realize cop was parked in the dirt
>fuck.jpeg
>pulls me over
>tells me he recognized my engine note from a mile away
>he also owns an e34 M5 with no mufflers
>shows me pictures of it
>lets me off with a warning
>tells me to slow down

Always be respectful to cops. They also do shit like we do and usually dont give a fuck if no one else is on the road

Ive had something similar happen minus the part of him having the same car.

How did you not run out of vape juice during that time

>drunk
>140 kms on a highway
>didn't get pulled over because i was somehow driving normally

where's ur god now coppers

>Driving home from work
>dudebro in blacked out Audi pulls next to me
>he revs his shit
>I give him a thumbs down
>gives me the finger
>dontevencare.jpg
>ends up stuck behind another car
>quickly switches lanes and begins tailgate
>drive at normal speed
>we end up at a stoplight
>very close to my house
>nobody in front
>Gas it quick and cut him off
>hes right on my bumper
>notice he slammed his brakes
>I'm going about 80 on a 40 zone
>look over to right
>Flowershop has cop car hidden on side
>notice he starts pulling out
>I panic and just floor it
>already huge headstart and almost home
>pull into neighborhood quickly
>drive up my driveway without paying attention
>I scrape my bumper because I didn't angle
>hurry the fuck up and unzip canopy door
>drive in nervous as fuck
>zip door back shut and go to my yard
>hear at least two cop car sirens in distance
>go back to car to see my bumper is misaligned a bit
>decide to NEVER drive like a degenerate again

My neighbor ended up asking me why I was cutting through traffic and in such a hurry to get home, told him i was called about a "huge water leak" inside house. I realize that I'd be arrested with car towed away, never again


Picture as reference, didn't have the STI at time

Did it happen with the STi or toyoburu? Because you made a thread a few weeks ago telling us you bought it (sti)

With the BRZ, I mentioned below didn't have STI at time

whoops.

Only read greentext

that would be me

ive run 4 or 5 times, ive posted the full stories im sure they are in the archive somewhere

the secret is going to a town where the persuing cops do not have direct radio contact

its also about breaking line of sight as quickly as possible

its about flooring it when you see the cop

its about being ready to drive like real life is GTA5

its also really really really risky

You need a gameplan before it even happens as weird as it sounds, luckily I was close to my house

Would driving over the speed limit for a certain distance with the police behind, being pulled over, asked to exit the vehicle, handcuffed and put in the back as part of a drill qualify?

This.

Also turning off your lights helps

>ashamed of all the lives I endangered
sounds pretty cucky

Only way to do it really.
You can't outrun the speed of light, you have to hide.

500ml tank

>two lane winding road, speed limit is 45
>crest the hill doing a bit over 65
>cop coming the other way
>hits his sirens
>see him trying to turn around as I follow a bend
>keep driving as normal
>keep driving at normal speed
>still no lights
>turn off at historic marker sight put my hazards on, get out and stand by my car
>he goes flying by, sees me and slams on his brakes
>turns around, comes into historic marker turnoff
>"thanks for stopping, the speed limit is 45, slow down next time.

>be 13
>move into new neighborhood
>bored one night, myself and 2 friends decide to climb fence to pool and put pool chairs in the pool.
>buddy slips, drops chair in, Splash, laughter
>woop woop and flashlights
>"oh shit the cops"
>scale fence and start running
>cop pursuits on foot, the chase is under way
>after not even a block he starts huffing and puffing,
>hide in the woods see him bending over to breath
>"hey are you o.k. officer?"
>"you son of a bitch don't move"
>chase resumes
He must have tried chasing me for about 15 minutes before he gave up.

>on touge
>going fast
>cop bike comes past in other direction
>See brakes light up in my rear views (he was heading up a straight hill)
>knock it into third and fucking YOLO
>don't see him again
Thank God. Dunno if he let me go or couldn't keep up but litre cop bikes ain't a joke

bullshit

you're fucked

I've run from cops several times, but only on foot and only because I was at house parties, drinking while not being 21.
I always pull over as soon as it's safe to do so, have all my stuff up to date registration, insurance, license, and be polite. I've had a few minor tickets here and there, but usually just warnings.

Wear glasses, a white collared shirt, and speak like a "smart well educated black man".

tell full story, complete with greentext plz

Too bad fucko, I just reported this to the FBI and I'm sending it to all LE agencies in the panhandle with this picture so they can watch for your car

Underrated

>Doing 40 in a school zone which is a 25
>Black blacked out car on the side of the road
>Oh fuck
>But it's facing north and the right lane of traffic is both South and heavy
>Immediately turn off into the adjacent suburbs at the light and start making turns to get lost in it until I end up at the other major road that ran parallel to the one I was just on

Literally it.

Never ran but I believe I did succesfully evade once
>Had just gotten my license, 17 years old
>Cooning & buffooning on local 2 road highway
>Doing 75 in a 50
>Notice a cop parked halfway behind a store on the side of the road
>Never had a ticket before, enter complete panic mode
>Floor it
>Highway goes down a hill after the nearest intersection
>Not visible from cop's position
>He won't have enough time to pull out and see where I've gone over the hill
>Pull off at the side of the highway and park behind some abandoned buildings
>Sat there for ~20 minutes

Didn't hear any sirens or see lights but it would have surprised me if he didn't get me on radar or didn't care enough to pursue

1995 Subaru Impreza WRX STI Type RA ver.2 (GF8 from Japan)
2000 cm^3 exhaust HKS Turbo ( IHI VF-22) 1,3 bar Redline 8500
1 - 100 km/h - 4.2
1/4 mile - 12.45
~ 350 h.p.
I from Russia. I go by this devil machine on streets of Moscow
3 times successfully disappeared from police
Basically I go accurately and on special lines.

I was on I-10 in the middle of nowhere FL doing like 90mph. State cop going the other way hits his lights and pulls a U. Just happened to be right next to an exit that I was familiar with. Pull off and head down an overgrown access road and watch the cop fly by.

>fly by a cop in my shitty escort
>see him go to make a uturn on this long stretch of road
>I'm out of his field of vision so I hardcore whip into a side street
>under steer onto somebody's lawn while going into it off the main road
>only my front tires were in their lawn
>going up the side street I see the cop fly by with his lights on
>turn around and speed into other direction detouring about 10 minutes from my house

You can be nonwhite, just don't be stupid.

Why is there so much fog there at night?

Why is Jacksonville a shit hole?

I was driving down a street with stop signs with a speed limit of 30mph at 100 mph and slowing to 80 to check thinnest intersection

I go into the beginning of a steep hill at over 100, there is a flat cross street and then more up hill after a intersection and stop sign

I jumped about half intersection and noticed a cop sitting at the stop sign that i could not see coming up the hill

he flips on his lights, i tap the break hesitating then floor it and make the first right, then do a series of left and right turns going in a diagonal direction and improvising when necessary
i pull over and get out of the car and walk home i hear the cop car sirens and him flooring the engine driving around i felt bad the poor guy could have killed someone
never drove fast again

>never drove fast again
>DOUBT

Friend and I were in his 13b swapped geo metro (yes you read that correctly, and I wish I had pics) one time, hooning the fuck out of this thing on i-5 and country back roads at about 3am one night, we flew passed a cop at what had to be well beyond 110, saw lights and sirens and he pulled over after we finally managed to slow down because the brakes were cooked. Cop comes up laughing hysterically saying we should've kept going, no one would've believed he was in pursuit of a geo.

I have extensive experience in this, even if it's less dramatic than one might think. I avoided police as a 'profession' for about five years, have many stories on how that went. Here's my first one, one of the only times I actively ran away from cops.

>Brasil, late 90's
>family owns a bunch of farms, produce mainly wheat, but also, to a much smaller scale, other stuff
>some of that stuff is cheese and liquor
>regulations and licenses are such a pain in the ass that we don't even bother applying for them, especially regarding cheese
>my father has the great idea of having me do the cheese runs into the nearest towns, seeing as how we have to avoid cops and state and federal revenue services
>Mercedes-Benz 1113 (pic related, very similar one), filled to the brim with cheese and cachaça, once every two months or so
>always do it at night, mininal lighting as to not draw attention, always use side roads, even go offroad in some sections
>first time around, 12 hour trip, no problems whatsoever
>"fuck, this is easier than it seems, sign me up for the next one"
>second run rolls around, middle of summer
>driving in some shitty private back road when, about halfway in the trip, the biggest fucking rainstorm i've ever seen comes down on me
>fuck
>truck overloaded by about 5 tons nearly gets stuck in every pothole there is, but slowly make my way to my destination
>see flashing lights and hear sirens behind me
>fuck
>police car rolls along, stops me, pulls me out of truck in the middle of the storm
>they figure out what I'm up to, one holds me while the other one goes back to his car
>tries to pull out as to block my truck, then seens it's wheels are spinning
>other cop tells me to wait outside the truck while he tried to push their car
>"lol fuck no, i'll wait in the truck where it's dry"
>"fine, just don't turn the engine on"
>get into my truck, see their car isn't going anywhere
>brilliant idea occurs

(1/2)

>"hey guys, let me help you get unstuck"
>"just need to turn on my engine to get my rear lights working then I'll grab a rope and tow you!"
>"fine, go ahead"
>turn on the engine, drive foward as quickly as I can with that overweight piece of shit
>dirt flies all over cops and cop's car
>they yell and chase my down under the great flood's rain for over 1 kilometer, but eventually give up

I seriously thought that if I got caught I'd get killed, but thankfully I never saw those two again.

>be on crotch rocket
>going 72 in a 55
> Highway Trooper drive by in other lane, death stares me
>crap crap crap.
> turn down the first I can, go Left
> hit the curves really hard
> come up to flashing yellow light intersection
> Different cruiser coming up behind me, Sheriff cruiser
> fugg
>go straight because I know the road.
> max gains, super curvy, 3 miles
> go to Y split and take a Left.
> friend lives on this road.
> Turn into his house
> garage door is up but no one is home.
> pull in and just chill for a while.
> take the long way home.

Years Prior.


>be in Mustang
> GF got kicked out of house. No one home
> bust out her window and we get her stuff.
> nosey neighbors call her mom
>her mom shows up pissed off
>done loading up her crap so what ever.
>"the cops will be here"
>"well we wont be"
>Drive out of neighbor hood casually
>Go fill up at gas station
>pull out of gas station
>wide open straight road (Florida roads)
> Cruiser drives by opposite lane.
>Down shift and hit it
>he brakes and U turns in the middle of the road.
>haul ass
>see a side road. take it
> realize WTF we didnt do anything
> pull over and wait for cop
> minute later he pulls up
> actually thanks me for stopping, says he wasn't going to catch me
> explain that we were locked out of the house
> ok well you very well cant break into your own house he says
> He radios back and sees we have no warrants.
>OK have a nice day
>drive 800 miles that day.

>cruising on the highway in my Liberty GT
>late night, so pretty dead
>some bro truck racing a Type R Integra coming up behind me
>they both overtake me
>Integra rekts brotruck
>he's doing about 180 kmph
>launch past him at 225
>cop car on other side of road
>disco lights
>bro truck takes next exit
>me and Integra bro take the following one
>split up, give each other thumbs up
>camp out behind a McDonald's for two hours
>see cop cars drive past a few times
>go home successfully

>be 17yrs old
>have dirtbike I sometimes take out on public roads
>no plates or insurrance
>very illegal in my country
>if caught you get fined and if you're under 18, your ability to get drivers license is postponed by a year
>driving around town, spot friend on his bike parked at a bus stop
>decide to go say hello
>just when I stop next to him he floors it
>short wtf moment
>look behind me and spot the cop car just a few feets behind me
>also floor it
>flashinglights.jpg
>try to lose them on narrow sidewalks etc.
>look behind me at one point, cop still just a few feet behind
>sharp left turn onto a narrow bridge that crosses a small river, meant only for pedestrians and bicycles
>cop can't follow but the next bridge that allows a car to cross is just up ahead
>get over bridge and turn into local highschool campus
>drive near full throttle into a huge hedge
>leave bike and helmet
>struggle out of hedge and make sure bike isn't visible
>completely hidden
>walk for a while until I find a bench to sit on and light cigarette
>open up MSN messenger on phone and check if friend who also is neighbour is online
>he is, tell him to call me if he sees cops pulling into driveway
>not first time this happens but never been this close to getting caught
>no phonecall in 20min
>walk back to bike
>still there
>drive extremely carefully home

That's the closest I have been to getting caught, there have been many other incidents tho, mostly on bikes but one with a car but it was more of an evasion than an escape.

That was a struggle

Post video or it didn't happen.

...

Pretty sik jumps tho.

>Just bought my first motorcycle.
>Don't have M license yet, classes are a couple months away
>Hit the roads, learn to ride.
>couple weeks of riding no issues; couple cose calls with deer though
>One day have a shitty ride on a cold day.
>go home.
>reach my neighborhood and rip open a little bit, only for a minute.
>see car parked ahead, think nothing of it, before pulling into my street.
>In my driveway, garage opened, discount, home free?
>see a fucking cop pull up
>"You were doing 42 in a 20. That's a pretty retty big ticket."
>"Just watch your speed ok? "
>fucks off.

I got so lucky. Would've been screwed.
Didn't ride for a couple days at all. Got my license later.

kek, you're a madman

This is a pasta

>driving to work in my stock Acura RSX
>160 hp, not even the Type-S
>hit red light in the middle of a nice recently repaved 3 lane road
>blacked out Mustang GT with a loud af exhaust pulls up to the right of me
>some nicer BMW pulls up to my left
>we all look at each other and they start revving
>alright, this is happening
>green light, they fucking walk me of course
>look up ahead, there's a suspicious looking black Dodge Charger with steelies parked on a plaza exit
>I let off the gas going about 20 km/h over the limit and coast down
>BMW and Mustang rip by him, sure enough the Charger lights up red and blue and goes after the Mustang
>BMW lefts left at the next intersection and jets away
>I just roll by like I had nothing to do with them
>mfw my car was too slow to get ticketed

and my second story, vaguely similar to but not nearly as badass:

>driving pic related at 2 AM for work
>one of the foggiest nights I've ever seen
>going 90 km/h in a 60 km/h empty industrial area because I'm an idiot
>headlights appear coming the other way
>finally make out that it's a cop as it passes by
>see his brake lights light up in my mirror, and sure enough, he starts to swing a u-turn before disappearing into the fog
>oh fuck
>I turn my headlights off and gun it
>truck has DRL's because Canada so between that and sparse streetlights I can just barely keep myself on the road
>intersection close ahead, I use the shitty SelectShift to downshift and slow down without lighting up my taillights
>whip that fucking thing left as fast as I can without rolling it
>check my mirrors again, I see headlights go through the intersection
>anus unclenches
>drive 10 over the rest of the way

Hey fuck you I live in Jacksonville

holy fuck

more plz, as a fellow living in south america I can relate to the insane shit that can happen here.

>driving crown vic in traffic
>pull up next to mustang gt at the light
>we're both surrounded by cars
>naturally we start doing burnouts side by side
>cop in the oncoming lane sees, immediately flashes lights once our light turns green
>i dip into a side street, mustang got pulled over

feel kinda bad for the guy but oh well. this was a while ago

>run stop sign in my Silverado
>"oshit"
>see cop about a quarter mile behind me with his lights on
>"OSHIT"
>slide onto a decrepit service road and disappear into the forest
>no ticket that day

1+

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how the fuck are you doing 140 kilometer per second

Not my story but one my dad has told me
>be me my pops circa 1980s
>live around San Diego and just dropped off my son at his mom's in Stockton
>cruising down the same old interstate at about 2 am
>no one on the road just me and muh 383 67 chevelle ss and a 30 pack of beer in the trunk
>car starts running hot so I get off at the next exit and see i sprung a leak in my radiator and it's just shooting coolant out
>can't see any coolant in the radiator no one's open to buy coolant or some stop leak so I throw a couple beers in the radiator
>only about an hour and a half away from home and I'm not overheating so I should make it
>have to stop every 15 mins to top it off
>don't want the hippies to get pissed about me littering so I throw the empties in the trunk
>get close to this big ass hill so I pick up my speed so I work the engine to hard trying to get up it
>go around this bend before I get to the hill and I'm doing about 100
>right as I clear the corner there's a cop sitting there with someone already pulled over
>pass him and pray he's already busy
LOLnope
>turns his sirens on but I floor it knowing I'm about 2 football fields ahead of him and his little town car can't compete with my goddamn 383 and there's a off ramp ontop of the hill I know that leads to some twisties I can lose him in
>glance at my temp and the needles just flying towards the red and I can smell the beer vaporizing
>I'm still making distance on the cop about to get to the top of the hill when the needle dives into the danger zone
>don't wanna risk blowing up the engine so I shut it off an coast to the shoulder
>about a minuete later the cop shows up
>"Dam sonny I had muh town car pegged trying to catch you, guess you realized you couldn't outrun the good ol radio"
>I explain the whole situation to him and tell him if ithe wasn't for me overheating I would have been gone
Cont

>cop doesnt buy it
>"I can smell the beer you been drinking tonight boi"
>I haven't but the car has, like I said I was overheating
>"that's what they all say"
>he proceeds to get my dad outta the car and show him the beer
>"ah open containers tell me the truth son"
>I just didint the want to litter plus there is the trunk way out of my reach I had to pull over and top off
>at this point he puts me in hand cuffs
>pled with the cop to just let me show him the leak
>he does so I pop the hood and remove the radiator cap
>see if it was pressurized it would have gotten all over us
>"that's because the cars cold boi"
>uh no officer it's been 10 mins since I shut it off just smell it it smells like beer
>"no"
>look right there at the radiator
>I get up backwards on the core support and point to the leak
>right here you see that all the beer rushing out this hole and leaking into the ground
>" i dont see anything enough of this your coming with me"
>car gets impounded and I get slapped with a dui
>end up calling dad to get me outta jail
>end up fighting the court and telling this johnny law was being a dick and pled my case
>tow truck driver confirms the radiator was leaking and there was beer in it
>get impound fees waived and a couple hundred bucks from the court for damages

reading this makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside

pic possibly related

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I haven't evaded the police. Fite me

One time I was hitting touge with a friend and we unknowingly passed by a cop going 100+ mph on a long straightaway, he pulled out behind us but we were long gone by then so mever knew we got tagged. Few minutes later we pull up behind a truck going 10 under and start waiting for a straightaway we can pass on. Friend eas driving in front, I was behind him. Eventually my friend decided to just say fuck it and pass on a double yellow line blind corner. This happened right as the cop caught up to us and flipped his lightson and he ended up passing me and going after my friend instead of me. I dipped off on a turn and parked in the dirt about a mile off the main road. Friend tried running but pulled over when he saw another cop car waiting ahrad. Apparently they sent out another car to look for me too but they didn't find me

does this count

Also wow fuck me all these spelling mistakes. Fuck typing out paragraphs on a small ass phone keyboard

>driving to friends house
>police car get's behind me
>police car starts honking
>I laugh
>pedal to the metal
>doing 65 on the streets
>police flips on siren and lights
>hot pursuit begins
>finally pull over
>get out of my car
>cop gets out of her car
>my sister bitches at me for acting like a retard
>tell her to have a nice day
>proceed to go to my friends house
It's really weird having my sister be a police officer.

>be driving home around midnight
>nobody on the road so driving 10 over
>pass police car going the other way
>oshit.jpg
>keeping an eye on them in my mirror
>they do a u turn
>get to intersection
>my turn is a sliplane that's obscured by trees
>once i'm out of sight, punch it and race all the way home

Bathe in yogurt

I've done the throttle and next exit in a semi. In thick traffic Richmond VA loop.

>Driving drunk
Kill yourself now

>be me
>had argument with my girlfriend
>decide to go out for a drive in my fox around 11 pm
>cruising at about 75
>some crappy mazda passes me going ~95
>woman
>decide to step it up and drive along going ~90
>slow down to 75 since I decided i wanted to cruise instead
>cop pulls up behind me to check my plates
>steps on it to pass me and suddenly stops besides me
>still cruising 75, which is already over the speed limit (65 I think)
>he steps on it and I step on it and we end up going 90
>he slows down and I slow down
>he steps on it again and cuts across 3 lanes and leaves me behind
>I decide to follow and we end up going 100
>he brakes suddenly to 60 and I do as well
>he stops me and I end up getting arrested for racing on the highway
>stuck in jail for the next 17 hours
>still worth

0/10 bait, newfag

Finally got around all the slow people.
Step on it.
There's a cop posted up on the right that I didn't notice.
Doing like 80 past him in a 35.
He puts on his lights and tries to chase.
All the slow cars behind me prevent him from pulling out.
I keep speeding and cut through the neighborhood coming up.
Take back roads home.
Could hear his sirens still once I parked in my driveway.

Not that great of a story, but I didn't stop or try to slow down once I saw his lights turn on and attempt to give chase.

Learn to greentext.

>going 105 on the way home from work (I work nights)
>get to 115
>see a car in front of me
>get closer and its a truck
>gtfo of the way
>blow past him on a double yellow
>look over to see a light bar and CALL 911
>I had just blown past a state trooper going 100+
>he doesn't turn his lights on
>he doesn't even give chase

I'm not sure I believe in a higher power but if he's there that was his way of saying "That's your one freebie".

I've been pulled over for going like 10 over since and there's no warrant for my plate number so I'm all set. I don't speed like that anymore.

Passed a cop speeding 65 in a 50 as I was getting onto the highway. He started to move after me. Immediately went down the on ramp and around the clover back up onto the overpass. He sped down the highway and I got away.

>French highway down south
>Superior to autobahn btw
>CBR600RR
>deserted perfect hot sticky tarmac
>Time for a speed racer top speed run
>Heart pounding
>263 km/h indicated
>fastest I've ever gone.
>Keeping it there
>Squeezing every km/h
>Bike screaming for mercy
>Vision is a blur
>Throttle locked on full
>Suddenly
>see French gendarme standing next to the road
>casually leaning on his pigfat R1200T
>Too late to slow down
>He knows
>He must have heard me from a mile away
>Face the music or keep on trucking
>What to do, what to do
>Lock eyes
>Split second decision
>Blast past
>He never gave chase

Lazy french git.

He probably didn't chase because he would have lost. In burgerland most cops won't chase superbikes because it's too dangerous, they're just too ridiculously fast and maneuverable. Not worth endangering everyone else to catch one guy.

>Be Me
>Going 120 on the highway
>Go right by a cop
>fuck fuck fuck fuck
>He lights up chases me down
>pulls me over
>walks up to my window and bangs on it
>I unload 6 rounds from my Beretta through my tinted windows
>all hit his vest, but he falls to the ground
>calls for backup
>I put one in his head
>I peel out and ditch the car behind a Sears
>pull the plate and scrub the vin from the dash(always got tools in my trunk)
>call an uber for a ride to the airport
>fly to costa rica
>get hep from a prostitute
>worth it

>left
>right
>left
>WOT
>park car in garage
>close door

One time I did a U-turn to get out of a DUI checkpoint and just sped off (they normally stop people who try to do that). I had just hotboxed my car and there was still a ton of smoke in it so I would have gotten busted for sure. My friend who I was hotboxing with went through but he was on a bike so it was no problem for him.

kilometers
not kmps

fuck off
i can handle a 1.6l and the ocasional 3.8l when i'm dui-ing

>be in colllege and get first job
>qt4.14 new girl starts working.
> had nice ass always wore tights, cute face, etc.
>we hang out more to get to know eachother
> first car is a 2000 mustang gt, not fast but quick enough
> trying to show off to her after school evet.
>Rowing through gears at WOT
> she likes it so keep going faster like sanic
> gunning it down dark road 2x speed limit
> see lights begind me, oh god please be an ambulance
>mfw its not, its a fucking cop coming in hot.
>REEEEi was so badass, it was going so well now im getting a ticket???
> wait a minute...car behind me thinks its him getting pulled so slows down forcing cop to slow down.
> its my chance! Gun it into a neighborhood, turn if ligts, take 20 turns and come out on different road.
>put on cool face and drive back to campus.
>feel alpha as fuck because i can say i ran from cops and got away.
> betting her panties are wet from my mad skills
> tfw shes pissed and wants to get out
> tfw she just wants to stay friends and she dates a fucking chad

Its okay though, she got fat and broke up with him because he was crazy. i got another gf by learning to be a stealth normie by watching umaru.

>just be respectful no matter the situation.

Being white helps, too.

I am glad I am not this autistic
>stealth normie
kill yourself

Чтo?

One time I was driving a 1980 Ford F100 with the old 300 i6 in it. there was 3 people in the front cabin and 2 people in the bed of the truck holding in a 4 wheeler that broke down earlier and we were taking back home. It was about 2 in the morning and the truck had no working headlights, no license plate, no insurance, no papers, not a fucking thing. Anyway we are almost home and I hear my buddy in the back pounding on the window saying LIGHTS LIGHTS FUCKING POUND ON IT. I turn back and see that there is a cop with its lights on just behind a corner and I got about 3 seconds to get off the road before the bitch sees me again. So I pound this piece of shit ford to the floor and the engine makes this groaning dying sound and fly down a dirt road. At this point the 4 wheeler in the back slammed against the tailgate so hard it broke the tailgate off and was dragging on the road. Two guys in the back were holding on to the bike for dear life and I was trying to correct out of a drift since I drove in way too hard. I went up a hill into a subdivision and drove into some guys yard behind his house and killed the engine and hopped out into the woods, cops drove up and looked around but couldn't find us or the truck. Close fucking call

>driving a bit over the speed limit
>cop begins tailing me no siren
>take right turn
>he follows
>see a parking structure next to mall
>go in parking lot he does too
>I go up one floor then back down and park
>waits in mall for 10 min
>gets out and continues driving

I never knew if he was following me but I wasn't taking any chances

Only did it once when I was 20 and dumb, Luckily I got away but I would absolutely never do that again. I'm not sure why I ran, The worst I would have gotten was a speeding ticket. I guess I just thought It looked too easy so I did it.

>20
>driving dad's 04 cobra
>hit it hard going on the highway
>just as I'm going into 4th I looked over to the middle of the highway and there is a state police expedition facing me
>he obviously saw what I just did on the on ramp
>I didn't even think and I floored it again
>going sinful speed, I honestly didn't even look down after that
>there was a curve in the highway about 1/4 mile past him so I kept it floored in 4th and 5th and took the next exit
>stopped and ran 3 or 4 stop lights flooring it the whole time
>my heart was beating out of my chest and my hands were shaking like leaves
>scared shitless
>drove normally taking random turns further from the exit ramp
>parked at a mall and checked the car, Thought it was overheating because I was driving so fast for so long
>it was ok, Went in the mall and looked out the window at the car for about an hour to see if any cops approached it
>stayed at the mall for 2 more hours walking around and nervously checking on the car then drove home
>was expecting the police to pounce on me from the bushes or something up until I got to my bedroom

Fuck that was dumb. I would never do that again

Is she hot? Post pics.

>are you ok officer
>you son of a bitch don't move
Kek

>coming in hot down the grapevine
>85 in a 65
>get a radar signal on my V1
>slow to 70, cop is just around the turn
>BMW behind me is confused
>BMW uses pass on right
>BMW injures itself in the process
>cop pulls out almost immediately.
>I'm desperately trying to change lanes to the right
>BM still going along in far left at 85 as cop passes by me at speed.
>pulls the BM over half mile down
>signal and merge over to give them space
>exit radar range and raise speed up to 80

I fled a traffic stop once. Does that count?

Not sure if believe. Even if your car did 175, not saying you couldn't be built, why the hell would you have to do that for 20 miles to get away from a 4000 pound charger being driven by mr.piggums?

I mean, in that time they would be able to block off roads and have backup.

Not baiting, just seems odd.

I've only had to get away a couple of times, usually just cops that were being assholes to begin with. Don't think they ever got my plates, thank god

Both times im basically minding my own business when a cop is just fucking around on a backroad and tried to catch up real fast, and in the first instance, literally turn around on a tiny ass 1 lane back road. Also glad that our dumbass county got v6 chargers and not taurus SHOs like our city police.

Why/how?

I got pulled over for making a lane change without signaling and I was probably above the legal alcohol limit. I had a loaded gun in my car as well as a back of weed. So while the cop was running my license, I stared my truck, put it in drive, and punched it. I dont even know if he pursued me cause I didnt look back. I ducked in an out of alleys and got on the freeway.

Ended up getting charged with dui and driving on a suspended license.

kek


How did they catch you?


I heard why most drunk drivers run from the police is because if you make it home before they catch you, They can't prove you didn't just pound all those beers before they got there and cant charge you with DUI