Last second signalers

Fair play

being old isn't an excuse for poor driving. The guy shouldn't have shot at the car, but she's still partially to blame.

>be me
>be white
>blast trap music because muh subwoofer

>mfw splashing pedestrians

Wow rude

>turns signal on after he starts changing lanes

just don't use them at all then

she was driving through dead mans curve

>Double parking near a traffic light without indicating it

I almost crashed with that retard like 3 days ago. It was a fucking Gipsy driving a van.

>people who cut across lanes/solid lines and just expect to be let in the whole way

>prostitutes who tell you to park in a dark alley and you back up into the telephone pole you can't see because how dark the area is

fucking cunt

Yeah you were going 10 under you fuckwit
>yfw niggerboos exist

>hovering in people's blind spots.

Have fun getting pinched by a 18 wheeler one day.

What would be the best John car? A 96 Buick LeSabre?

youtube.com/watch?v=S1Cuekbklkg

how much time do you need for me to signal to you to let you know I'm turning?

2-3 blinks minimum is common courtesy.

Technically 150ft from your turn

No shit boxes. A Mercedes or notch above with tinted windows and kept really clean. These girls are just like real life girls, they judge men on status like cars, cleanliness, manners, etc. I've hobbied with both shit boxes and nice cars, I always prefer nice cars because they think you have more money than you do and for some reason, likely to see you more.

At least, a mid 2000s econobox but that just shouts look at me, I'm pathetic and so beta I drive a fucking Accord and have to pay $100 for sex! Fucking kill me!

get fuck traffic nazi
no trump no kkk no fascist usa

It's a DMV rule
Get fucked lefty

>I drive a fucking Accord and have to pay $100 for sex! Fucking kill me!
Kek

50m/~150 feet, Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov

fox8.com/2016/11/21/charges-dismissed-against-suspect-in-murder-of-5-month-old-cleveland-girl/

He dindu nuffin

>tfw almost no one in my state uses their turn signals

pretty much
im 6'7" with a nasty resting bjtchface but other black guys see through that so I stay chill all the time

>pulls out of side road just in front of you
>goes 10 under

If I'm already in a lane which only goes left or right why the fuck would I waste the effort on a turn signal? Fuck that shit, thats the only time i dont use it, already in a lane that only moves left

>Live in NYC
>If you signal any time before the last second, most people are gonna try to close the gap and prevent you from coming in

>cyclist flips you off when you drive carefully past him

>there is a god damn TRACTOR on the road in front of you, line of 10+ cars behind him, and solid double yellow for the next 15 miles
>he won't pull off and let people pass
>continues to do 40 under the speed limit the entire way

Farmers should be drawn and quartered if they do this even one time.

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stay off fm roads and you won't have that problem

I'm in Virginia.

We don't have those.

>hydroplanes and kills them instead

>it's a passhole

Then move out of the valley, dipshit

>major design flaws that you only pick up on after they happen
my only true weekness, usually a engine/trans swap is simpler fuck trying to fix that shit and have it reoccur over and over and over

doing gods work user

>Losing the will to live because soccer mom in front of me comes to a hard stop 4 car lengths behind the next car at a red light.

are you retarded or just pretending to be?

Love that song

>Narrow country road cars behind me
>single oncoming car refuses to pull in to passing point

>talking to my mum
>go around corner
>realise as i'm turning that i didnt indicate at all
sorry everyone behind me

>focus on dashboard to confirm that you didn't indicate
>Run over child in the road

>people who stop for pedestrians

>get rear ended
>they were texting

Generals are a mistake

i typically double the speed limit, then round to the nearest 50... so on the freeway, going 110, about 200 metres, but in town, going 50, about 100 metres... might be a bit long, but i'd rather that than the alternative

>driving at night with fog
>stuck behind some slow fucks in the left lane overtaking people who drive even slower because muh fog
>tailgater behind me obviously doesn't give a shit
>finally clear
>try to overtake one remaining van which is a little ahead
>tailgater loses his shit and tries to overtake me from the right like a fucking sperg
>retard is right next to me now
>decides he can't because van is in the way
>pass van literally 5 seconds later
>move over to finally let tailgater pass me
>high-beam him into oblivion to remind him he has severe autism
>he flicks warning lights once and speeds off
>mfw I overtake him a bit later because he is doing ~5 miles below the limit for some reason

Never saw him again.

He a good boi

>tailgate and chase them into a radar trap

have done this and felt like shit

>coming up to roundabout
>used to people not indicating on roundabouts or just doing it the last fucking second
>stop kindly for giant lorry
>lorry turns off without indicating at all
>tfw you're a better driver than a professional lorry driver

I am this kind of guy.

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>tanker truck retard tries pulling into a tiny gas station
> fishtails and blocks an entire lane
>starts yelling at people passing

fuck truckers desu

>don't have full license yet, or a car (or a job for that matter)
>riding with the old man
>point out he forgot a turn signal
>he apologizes and I backtrack like a beta

This has happened to me before.

as a motorcyclist I hate bicyclists
they're so uppity with a victim complex to make (((them))) blush. I'd like to see how they'd react with a lifted F350 tailgaiting 10 feet behind them at 60 miles an hour

I'd like to see them complain about road rash after lowsiding at 70 miles an hour

I want to kick their tires desu, but shifting into 5th to sneak up on them and then rev bombing has to do for now

>soccermom tailgating me on backroads
>already 15 over the limit
>approaching 15mph curve at close to 30
>fuck it, apex the corner
>top heavy mom van still on my ass
>dissapears from my rearview after the corner and i never see it again.
>mfw she probably slid off the road and crashed

>SLOWING DOWN NATURALLY WITHOUT BRAKING

>throw the truck into neutral on stick while going downhill
>proceed to fap
>roll down window
>aim my nut at the crossing guard at the bottom of the hill and get him in the face
>laugh and speed away

>motorcycle
>when I see a red light in front of me I pull the clutch in and coast to save gas (try it it actually works very well)
>people get irate as fug
chill bitch you're not going anywhere faster if the light's still red

I live in florida, a state that has elevated past the average driver due to NECESSARY EVOLUTION CAUSED BY NO ONE FUCKING SIGNALING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I usually downshift, most normal drivers don't care, but it's fun when it pisses off truckerbros with their slushboxes.

I do this all the time if no one's on my ass. Can confirm it does work and makes driving less stressful

>That cocksmoker in an Audi pulls into the right turn lane to leapfrog everyone when the light turns green

You're a fucking cunt

>yfw she actually turned off her head lights and pulled a takumi
you never noticed she actually passed you

>in the right lane in my mother's Suzuki Samurai
>going 5 under the speed limit because anything above 60mph in the thing is dangerous
>white BMW X5 tailgating me
>some blonde cunt on her phone starts screaming at me, getting closer to me, flipping me off
>raise my hand in a "what the fuck?" manner
>she holds down the horn for about a minute as she's only a few feet from hitting me
>she ends up passing me, pulls beside me and tries throwing a cup full of... something into my window
>misses and hits the back canvas
>she speeds away at ~100mph afterwards
Why do people like this exist? Literally every fucking negative stereotype about women drivers and BMW drivers and she tried running me off the road about a week ago.

>That faggot in a Mercedes pulls into the emergency lane to pass you as soon as the light turns green
>Its a right lane must turn right and he doesn't

What a cunt.
Who the fuck tailgates on the right lane? the whole point of that lane is if you can't or wont go as fast as everyone else.
Fuck the bitch, she probably totaled the car by now.

>people who don't understand how merge lanes work

THERE'S A WHOLE FUCKING LANE MADE JUST FOR YOU TO GET UP TO SPEED, DON'T STOP IN FRONT OF IT YOU MASSIVE CUNT

>Samurai
>hitting 60mph

You wanna know how I know your story is bullshit?

>driving at 5 over down a straight road with someone tailgating you
>corner appears
>downshift and clip the apex
>they're 3 car lengths behind as you floor it on corner exit

>purposely drive slow based on absolutely nothing but the most retarded logic that 60mph is dangerous but Magically 55 is not

You know it's more dangerous to go 5 under than 5 over right?

he was on the right lane.

your mom owns a samurai? what a badass

Yep, she used to do a lot of off-roading and mudding but stopped recently after she had back problems. Since my dad wasn't in my life she filled both the male and female role model portion growing up. She has a bunch of interesting vehicles, including a Isuzu VehiCROSS she takes to car shows.
>tfw my mother is more badass than I am

I've pushed the Samurai past 70mph but it was extremely difficult to control. I have to put effort into getting the thing past 60 and it's not really worth it. I was on the highway for a couple minutes before getting off a couple exits down and I wanted to bypass all the traffic running along the feeder roads.

kek

>Not keeping pace with the van to block him entirely

>clearly lost woman driving obscenely slow
>realizes where the freeway entrance she wants is
>comes to dead stop in the middle of high speed limit street during rush hour waiting for people to let her in
>no blinker so everyone ignores her
>hang on horn and she panic accelerates
>cutting lanes in both directions after missing onramp
>still no blinker
>can see her panicking and screaming into a cell phone when I go by

>letting women drive

this was a big mistake

that's poor riding etiquette, you should always be in the correct gear for the speed you're going when you decelerate.

What happens if you need to accelerate suddenly?

Also >saving petrol on a motorcycle

If you can't afford to fill up a motorcycle why are you even riding one?

reminds me of when i had my minivan

i bought a cheap delkelvic ebay muffler to do exactly that

they have a dedicated bike trail. a bike TRAIL. off the fucking road entirely, with a nice little ditch and even a fence. this trail is explicitly for all non-motorized transport. crosswalks going to and from the trail have bicycles on the signs.

guess where they ride?

on the road.

>what is a demand activated light

The later you get there, the later it turns green.

>turn on car
>park assistant is fucking roaring

someone bumped into my car again and didn't even leave a note.

>live in sleepy rural PA town
>someone is in front of you
>merge onto a 65 mph highway at 35 mph
>do 35 mph on a 55 mph road with no passing zones
>continue to do 35 mph into a 25 mph zone

The heroin epidemic is really fucking shit up

>I95 North going to Richmond VA
>speed limit sporadically changing from 55 to 70 to 55
>I'm trying go keep pace with a 5-car pack with a BMW 5-Series designating itself as the leader
>I'm at back doing avg. 80mph
>Bimmer's alternating between 80 and 100mph the whole time
>literally 100mph in 55mph zone

Why do people feel so comfortable going that fast? I am by no means a grandma driver, but I get uncomfortably paranoid even doing 10 over the limit. Do they have radar detectors?

Fake plates/plate flipper

Cousin in the force

Truckers radioing down the road

>Going 10 over in second lane from the right on 4 lane highway
>Middle aged woman pulls up behind me and starts flashing her high beams
>Turn off cruise control and decelerate till she figures out how to use the passing lane

>In exit only lane during rush hour
>Line of cars to get off exit
>Someone comes up in the lane to the left and merges in at the last second