/palg/ - Paladins General

Who is best boy and why is it Drogoz?

Good as gold.

>wake up
>still no loli champion

because rockets and flying is fun

But Drogoz sucks now after they "fixed" him.

Who's that Paladin?!?!

Dying graphics card?

I want Evie to peg me with her ice block so hard it comes out of my mouth as an icy dildo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Furry fapbait.

look at all that shit not worth the crystals.

No, it's a stupid looking thing the chest screen does. I guess it's to show just the items, but it just looks weird because of things like eyes being part of head skins, so body skins have holes in their faces.

Play Customs. Better than bots, shittier than casualfags.

I didn't know there were people who actually play those. I always assumed it was for people setting up premade matches.

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>tfw want ying skins but don't get to play her much

What are you supposed to do when you're playing Fernando but your team are never on the point yet are whining constantly that you need to shield them because they are too stupid to watch for Androxus flanks and can't kill him on their own and get decimated by a Cassie who rolls into 4 of them and no one wants to deal with the enemy Kinessa

tell them to eat shit. Happens all the fucking time with Droggo on my team.
"Kill Kinessa" "Pls?"
Nigga, you kill her in like 1 shot. You go get her.
"i don't see her"

everytime.

it's frustrating because I'm just trying to get him to rank 4 but every time I try to play him, I end up with people like this, and to me it feels like it's impossible to do shit on your own as Fernando compared to the other front liners

I know your pain, it's always a coinflip if you get instapick damage tards, or at least one healer who can accompany you on cap and watch your six.

Easy. You lose.

If your damage/flankers aren't doing their job then you'll have to do it for them. Make a loadout for full mobility and go fuck up the enemy's back line.

>decide to try Kinessa
>enemy team with Skye, Androxus and Buck

>, it's always a coinflip if you get instapick damage tards
Yep. Sometimes it goes way too well.

Still a lose/lose because now you have no one on point. If she's trying to level up a character then winning can't matter because you're always going to be in a donkey show.

>Enemy team kinessa always gets play of the game
>No one ever goes to kill her but complain that no one is killing her

>Kinessa on my team is full retard
>Can't shoot for shit
>Complaining because she's getting flanked

Kinessa players deserve to get utterly shit on at every opportunity. I only ever play Buck/Evie on lumbermills just to make Kinessa faggots hate life.

>that one enemy Kinessa who ends with 53 kills

>the kinessa on your team ends with 7k damage done

This is never wrong.

>that one kinessa who stays on point but still isn't much help

>playing kinessa till level 4
>l am the only person on my team with more than 20 seconds of capture time

Sad.

>team has all best in classes
>didn't win

>want to be a collector and have every item
>don't have the HRX skins
>it's fucking 15 bucks

>Team is well rounded
>Go to play support
>Tank switches to damage at the last second

>teammate is the first to pick and goes Makoa
>last teammate picks Barik and Makoa switches to damage

Play Flank-nando and chase down the Androxus and Kinessa on your own.

Fernando should get more damage to compensate his short range.

>go to cockblock kinessa
>switch tabs
>forget to switch to what the team needed
>I have become what I complain about

When was the next update supposed to come out?

next week

I can't be the only one who never encountered a hacker, and i play with the worst people in the world.
youtube.com/watch?v=qml_1pVzQU0

I encountered a jittery kinessa that would snap to targets a couple days ago, shit sucked

pay up guy

BEAR

WITNESS

I think they should just increase his range to about the range of Zarya's

DIME'S

I play a hacker about twice a week.

Dead.

AAAAAAAAAH I DIE

is it possible to rank up characters outside of casual play? like in bot games or something?

Yes you also gain xp by playing against bots

No.
I didn't get any experience playing my 0 exp heroes with bots.

You only get XP if you're below level 15

Why is Fernando's "HELP!" voice line so funny

Because Fernando is perfect.

guys there is a better game called overwatch.

You mentioned the existence of a better game, but named a worse game.
I am confused.

What did he mean by this?

What skill do you focus the most when playing Fernando? I'm thinking about building Charge.

>when you use reversal at just the right moment

Don't focus on charge. Increasing the distance isn't that great. Much better to have a stronger shield and lower cooldown Q

I build up speed when I played him

>Get 12 champions to rank 4 to start playing ranked
Yeah this is bullshit, everyone can handle the game after few hours of playing. I was just to spam buck already for easy elo

Fire Balls really seems to be his best skill, guess i'll focus on it.

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Don't bother playing Fernando unless you're queueing with people you communicate with

What's the point in living life if your waifu will never be real

>Holy fuck I hate ruckus so much
>You know what, I'm going to become the cancer
>I'm a literal bullet magnet and I've never felt so oppressed in my life
Is this what it means to be hated?

Some of them are going to require ps4 and xbone.

wait, wasn't ruckus the worst character in the game like a week ago?

i can't keep up with these meta shifts

She wouldn't like you in real life anyway

Ruckus is great if you have another tank to help keep him alive

Why did you hate him? Did you hate having him on your team, or was he killing you a lot?

>mastery 18 Bomb King who still buys Aggression and Life Rip
What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Is life rip bad?

>BK announcing everyone he dies
Perfect
Also approved cards for him? I think I still have the default set

Last time I checked Life Rip didn't work as Bomb King.

What else green card am I supposed to get on damage dealers? If we have a healer I get the healer card. Is heal on kill better than life rip?

The problem isn't Life Rip itself, the problem is that it was on Bomb King.

The heck? That seems like a bug. Can't blame the player for that one.

You know what, I just checked and they both actually work. The +45/90/135 damage doesn't make the Aggression any less retarded though.

I can get Life Rip if the dude also has the sticky heal for 60/pop because then it's like... what, 30% of 900 + 60 each pop?

But yeah, Deft Hands would probably be my go-to choice since he has a poppy cooldown skill available through that, and Chronos.

>Aggression: 900+135, 1035
>Life Rip w/ Aggression: 310.5
>Without Aggression: 270

I'd honestly go Deft Hands, Kill To Heal, Chronos and Haven.

You will not die, not yet amigo
HIREZ RELEASE THAT FUCKING PATCH JESUS CHRIST

Nothing more satisfying than popping it on 99% final round with no one around to contest it.

I think Fernando has my favourite ultimate in the game. It's such a well designed ultimate and feels so good when you counter stuff with it.

I hope they keep working on Barik he was fun to play a few months ago.

Especially when the enemy has a Drogoz or similar and you're cockblocking them with a shield.
"Oh what up you have a dragon's fury you say? Tough shit, son."