/owg/ - Overwatch General

>when in doubt, go triple tank

This game is objectively bad.

I want to find out with her sitting on my face

So when can we expect the Genji X Mercy voicelines to go live so shippers officially lose their shit? The sheer volumes of salt on twitter, the official forums, tumblr and the pharmercy subreddit is hilarious.

Blue

Brown

Year of salt. I love it.

Blue

Blue (With a chocolatey brown center)

first for wacky tobaccy

>actually a thing
I thought you were memeing. This is amazing, fuck pharmercy

Brown as the ground lil blue puts people in.

Delicious brown

More blue

>tfw things are so sad in the mainstream media that you actually celebrate the rarefied hetero shipment
That's not very flattering desu

>Abs
Yes.
>Nail polish
>Tramp stamp
Eh.

Délicieux blue.

Hot chocolate

Blueberry muffin

>nail polish
matching the armor

Someone give me one good reason why I shouldn't uninstall this shit right now.

O boy is it a thing

I had a medium size update this morning, has the PTR crap actually been finalised?

I'm trying boys

Tracer is gay, isn't that enough for tumblr? Why do they want everyone to be mentally ill?

Are waifufags somehow even worse than shippers? They still ship the characters, it is just that they ship them with themselves.

Holy shit, I'm laughing on the first line
>gay migration
I'm in tears

No.

>entitlement

Oh boy. And they called us entitled way back when.

I never knew playing Torbjorn could be so fun

>calculating a regular shot and landing a DINK
>shredding people up close with alt fire
>watching the turret finish off enemies
>hammering Reinhardt to death

I know he's not really a good choice on Attack, but he's actually pretty alright in some Defense maps.

It is not the demand for more gay charatcers, it is that they are really keen on the specific idea of Pharah and Mercy being in a relationship.

Here is some more comedy.

He's only bad because he relies on his team to not scatter like ants when a fight happens so his turret can actually win the fight for them

We are a patrician breed.

>there are people that play this game that dislike the heroes you enjoy playing as

Shippers are worse

Waifufags are usually lonely weebs or whatever and as a result the most they do is REEEEEE if their waifu or husbando is paired with someone because they hate the lack of "purity".

Shipperfags are usually insane teenage girls who will threaten suicide and death if basically any character is matched up with someone that doesn't fit into their autistic shipping chart.

They're a thousand times worse because A) they're in insane women and gay men and B) they have a much larger list of complaints to make and can be pissed off in a much easier fashion.

People keep trying to play him like engineer when you should be playing him like mini-sentry engineer if you could upgrade the mini-sentry to level 2.

He does excellent damage and has good health plus his shield. Turret aside he's fine on attack.

does genji have a robopussy or a robocock?

Thanks for making my night, user.

He is the advanced future gen, R-rated model of the Nintendo Switch .

Mercy gave him a throbbing, vibrating robo cock to fuck her with.

Just go with whatever fits your fantasy user. Pharmercy fags need to learn this. They are spoiled today but when I was a teenager back in the day you had to work for your yuri imagination wise.

Fuck em. There was a thread earlier complaining about Pharah, one of the most countered heroes in the game.

>Want to run a warmup game before comp
>3/4 times I wind up tilted as fuck because people constantly use QP for meme fest bullshit even though we have arcade for exactly that.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU PLAY BUT AT LEAST MAKE THE COMPOSITION VIABLE YOU FUCKS

Save amélie

Tracer will save her from the life of a lonely straight woman and welcome her into a threeway polyamorous lesbian relationship with herself and Emily.

You are welcome.

That's worse then being with talon.

i dont care about tracer being bisexual but why did they have to give her such an ugly british girlfriend when theres a perfectly good blueberry already made for her

Every single time I hear someone bitch about a character being overpowered I automatically assume it's because the motherfucker only mains one hero constantly and is mad his hero can't beat everyone single handedly.

I play almost everyone spread out and there is no hero i've ever had a problem countering as long as i'm willing to work with my team, switch heroes for different situations and use some critical thinking.

I was in a thread on /r9k/ a while back for people with low i.q. and I was surprised at how many people with i.q.'s below 95 post on this fucking website. You have got to be a literal potato brain to be so bad at this game. You can't brute force everything and expect to win.

Blueberry is not for Tracer.

They hate each other.

>tfw stuck at silver in low 2200s because of how coin flip the matchmaking is

Who is the sluttiest character and why is it Gabriel Reyes?

>stuck at X BECAUSE Y
you know that whoever says that are absolute garbage at the game

Yeah, people seem to gave a "every hero must be able to survive against any other hero" mentality. The game is designed around counters but people would rather stick to what they want to play instead of counter-picking

Because he gives the D(ie) to everyone near him

>that outfit
honey, please

LOOK AT ME! I'M AN INSANE IDIOTIC FOAM-AT-THE-MOUTH TUMBLRITE!

I SHIP BASTION AND TORB!

HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY HEAD-CANON, YOU ALL CIS SCUM!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>tfw you shit on an enemy team and are reluctant to queue again in case you get put with them.

>implying hatesex isnt bestsex

No one is stupid enough to ship that. Torb outright hates omnics

Post that on the forums for the responses, not here, my man.

I mean I admit I'm not MLG pro or anything, but it seems matches go one of two ways anytime I play: I play with a team who understands team comp, communicate well, and play well, up against a team that's the exact opposite, or I get a team of chucklefucks who insist on playing their main, even if it's not appropriate or not of any benefit to the team, who spend the game yelling at each other, against a team of pros who wipe us almost immediately. The matchmaking seems to do a shit job of finding people of my skill level, it's either a really good team, or a really bad team, never anything between. It's so rare that I get a game that's a "Close call", it's usually totally one-sided.

>Want to run a warmup game before comp
>I wan't to play competitively outside of the competitive game mode
when blizzard does shit like expand the hero limit to other modes, it's to appease shitheads like you.

if this idiot could get out of bronze, then so can you

So how do I control my dpi number on windows 10? I know how to set it, but I want to know the exact number

Haven't been here / played OW in a couple weeks.
I saw my game updated a couple nights ago.
What's changed?
Did they buff Tracer? I felt like I was doing a much better job as her last night.

this is now official. discuss.

When are they releasing Mei's new skin? They promised it'd be soon.

how do you set it if you dont know the exact number

>diamond
>good
x fucking d

no no, it's not good, it's "good"

oh, my b
good post

>80% of this general are under plat

Where do I go to view my stats like that? I tried that Master Overwatch site, but it can't find my profile for some reason.

Holy fuck are they still salty over this shit?

I'm sure they are that stupid and would do it especially because it goes against canon.

Hell, a quick r34 search granted me some torb x zen, and some bastion x junkrat.

insane, I tell you hwat.

>tfw you are like lvl 129 and have no idea where you rank on anything.

I never pay attention to the numbers or check my stats. I just play for fun. I'm probably pretty bad though.

Why are Genji's death screams so funny /owg/?
Out of all the heroes in the game, his never fail to make me chuckle, ESPECIALLY when he was in the middle of a callout.

Yah that one is notorious for not listing all accounts.
As long as you're not banned Lemon Party has all accounts
LemonParty.org

>level 160 but only played 12 competitive matches total

These are my stats apparently. Some of this doesn't seem quite right though, I'm fairly certain I've played way more of S76 and Rein than I have Tracer.

Myabe it's not the dpi, but I can change the sensitivity options in the settings in the control panel. The settings are changed with a bar, so I don't know the exact value

Volskaya is such a piece of shit

>"competetive" online gaming

Nice quads

>Symmetra is such a fucking piece of shit
Fixed that for you

>Of-f-course you c-can do everything you want with h-her Mako
>*dashes away*

One of my favorite maps for both attacking and defending. It's so much fun, how can you hate it?

Where else are you going to practise? That's what QP is for now that the hero limit was extended there and Arcade was introduced for memes

I don't like how how how teleporter works. 15 seconds is too short

>I SHIP BASTION AND TORB!

I wanna see this now