/ss13g/ spessmen on a Spess Station

>you step out of your department
>see this
What do?

ask him to unban 2hotdogs

feed it

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Which waifu is best for marriage?

You just got in an extended fight with an antag. You managed to put him down, but he wounded you pretty bad. You're worried you might not make it to medbay before you die. If that antag has friends, you're toast. Luckily, you have a gift from your friendly chemist- a general purpose "panic pill".

What's in that pill? (50u)

spiritbreaker.

neurotoxin

mutagen

the answer is 50u of nutrient so you become a fat fuck and never make it to medbay, because there are no friendly people on this station

5u Medical Nanobots

10u leporazin, 10u dexplus, 5u oxycodone, 5u bicaridine, 5u antitoxin, 7.5u kelotane, 7.5u dermaline

T. Friendly chemist

50u water
gotta stay hydrated

>oxycodone
Into the trash it goes

Could probably trade out 5u of that leporazin to make it 10u bicaridine

How rigged can one vote be?

>no pepto

you mean 50u brawndo

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50u sugar, Placebo is real

??

26u Creatine, 10u leporazin, 4u imidaz, 5u bicari, 5u keloderma, 1u synapt, 10u antitox

266

It's a noreact pill with polysmoke

I wait until his friends arrive and try to take at least one with me

The issue with this is that it kills you in about ten minutes if you can't produce more creatine.

How do you get rid of creates you ordered?

Newfag here. Currently reading stuff so I don't fuck up when I play for the first time.
How long do the rounds last?
And I remember someone mentioning being able to "just observe the run", has that changed? Because I'd prefer to watch others play a pair of rounds to get familiar with the game.

Rounds last an average of an hour or so. Sometimes as quick as half an hour, sometimes as long as two hours.

You can still observe rounds.

I see, thank you.

you can choose to observe before joining the round yeah. deadchat is chill and you can ask them questions.

rounds can go from half an hour to usually about 2/3 hours max, after 2 hours admins can fuck with the round more than usual

Either put them back on the shuttle and send them back, or cut them down for FREE METAL with a welding tool.

ebin round fellas

Join server, make sure all your special role prefs are turned off, hit OBSERVE, revel at the salt in deadchat.

Hit F1 for questions, don't ask in OOC (although deadchat is semi-okay)

>Det finds that the distro is plasma
>Medbay is locked the fuck down within a minute

Shame the bartender in the hardsuit decided to run further into medbay for some strange reason, we all could've survived that

TWO SIX SIX

AAH

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non wizard non-contructs were made for JUGG FIST

Everything a wizard could want out of apprentices and an army of undead, y'all did me proud.

I want to headpat Avada!

>still lost because of my autistic engineering

tip top kek

>Tell atmos to flood N2O or everyone'll die
>"uhhh maybe not"
>everyone dies

C A R B O N S

ben vgarrison is my favourite homegrown meme

Can I have a stable level 5 singularity, as long as the field generators are spaced around far enough for it to exist?

and what would that do to the wiz on internals and the artificers?

I think at that point it has the ability to tear off bolted down things, so no.
You could try it on the test serb or host your own game.

>nuklear wants to remove suicide and ghosting

what is with nuklear and removing things

>mommi cant see mobs
>cant suicide
>cant ghost
>cant double image
>cant boo

I fucking swear this dude is incompetent as shit. He's worse than killette,

>Oh shit I've been kidnapped, better just up and away my soul so I can say I've cucked them so hard out of their valids XD

If people couldn't ghost, they'd just log out.

And you can still succ braindeads but you cannot succ catatonic people.
There are also people who legit succumb when they are being succed by a vampire simply to deny them usable blood.

It is basically being a little bitch because you got caught by an antag.

>not succumbing the instant you hit crit to force vamps to capture more people and potentially get caught
it's like you don't even powergame

source?

Asanagi

Then people complain that vampires are cowards who don't take risks. You are adding to the extendedness of that mode.

I distinctly remember on meta someone tried to loose and it was stage 5 and everything was still intact

think they emagged it to 3 power

But there's no reward for political philandering in a decade old byond game.
youtu.be/3xZmlUV8muY

CARBONS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i want the carbons to leave

That's why MoMMI is the best silicon

for once i can say silicones did nothing wrong

thanks for trashing the shitters borgs

Carbons were a mistake.

i just dont feel like sitting there for 8 years for him to succ all my blood.

Why is our coderbase the king of niggers.

Maybe the problem is with succ roles and not suicide.

It doesn't even take that long. It only takes long if he decides to heal you up and use you as a blood bank.
But vampires who do that will also thrall you after they get enthrall, which means you get to keep playing.

If a vamp succs you and doesn't try to keep you alive you will die easily within 5 minutes. Just tab out or something.

nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhno
it excites me sexually so it needs to be considered as grandfathered in and no modifications can ever be made to any of the core mechanics or there will be literal and figurative hell to pay mark my fucking words

Nuklear has nothing to do with the coders, other than occasionally opening a stupid and profoundly long-winded issue

Cargo account LITERALLY gets paid for every crate you send back

Where should I look for the definition of the zburn function? I can't seem to find it in fire.dm

It's in Fire.dm.
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/ZAS/Fire.dm#L270

I just Ctrl+F'd for "zburn".

Like ten bucks per crate, it's really fucking nothing. You get more from the wages anyway.

Thank you! I must've glossed over it: I expected it to be a standard C definition like "int zburn()"

pls no you cant do this to me

ded

I was having such a nice time.

ded?

>finally make station carbon neutral
>serb dies

>find strange dice and mythril
>about to go flaunt my mad miner loot at the station
>serb die

The game is frozen, but the server is responsive. Try disconnecting. You can just reconnect.

Probably needs a hard reset.

>walk in fire
>slip on peel
>se

IT'S NOT DEAD

DED SERb

youtube.com/watch?v=HOIqaI51xpo

RIP Serb
You were shot down in your prime.

ITS DEAD

Recon does nothing. Looks like some admin slipped on the wire to his server after eating to many cheetos and hot pockets. you FAT FUCK! GET OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE!

I wanne feed the chickens!

>Tfw was omw to brig before serb dies.
>fuck you QM, you're not my Qm

I wanna butcher the chickens and use their meat to make chewing gum and candy!

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was there even more than 1 vamp?