/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

why are all these parties so shit
I should have let louis-napoleon win

eventually I want to go commie as early as possible, like 1880 I think is when the ideology is enabled, and I guess I just have to have lassiez faire to build my industry until then, even though that's the opposite of what you should do which is government first and then free market later game

also this anti military is killing me I need fucking mil spending to get soldiers

It's one of the biggest flaws in CK2 desu, there just isn't much to religion besides who holy wars who.

>French republic
Utterly plebeian

hey boys what happened to the archive with all the games

Steamcordplaza (the people spamming in the last thread) reported it until it got taken down

Pretty sure it was /gsg/ just memeing with the vast majority of that spam.

instead of adding fantasy stuff with the latest expansion they should add more to the actual real religions

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oh piss they have all their stupid fucking german confederation allies too

prussia is actually more OP than NGF because all these little shitholes can use their nfs and mobilize

fucking shit

if anybody finds some good rip with all the dlcs let me know

He can fuck your day if you're non christain. Also, you can use him to do anything you want if you're an emperor, but I suppose you already know that.

of eu4 I mean

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I just wish he was more of a threat and authority, especially if you are a minor kingdom, the constant conflicts with papacy had a huge impact on medieval history, its a shame he is such a tame figure in ck2

Would be neat if he intervened in things like wars, one of the Holy Roman Emperors ended up grovelling in the snow for forgiveness from the Pope at one point IIRC

>not declaring war on lübeck to pay denbts so you only have to fight them and prussia

I think the hastebin in the OP has that

I fucked something up, but I should be in in 8 minutes

oh shit

I am fucking stupid thanks

Henry II got publicly lashed over the whole business with Thomas Beckett

As much as I generally dislike the legacy of the conqueror, many of the Plantagenets were effective and interesting rulers.

Fuck I'm so sorry, 5 more mins and for sure I'll be good

fucking 107 stack with NO ATTRITION

I wish NGF had formed first aaaaaaaAAA

>one of the Holy Roman Emperors ended up grovelling in the snow for forgiveness from the Pope at one point

Can you explain this?

is there any mod that turns excise tax in victoria II into an actual tariff?

>wrong checksum
Fuck, is the lobby still open or did it start already?

Luxemburg united with flanders? wtf

Just started, sorry.

>Literally just got it to work
fuck

Can you rehost? I can wait for a de sync otherwise

would also be cool if characters all had some kinda piousness trait, and the really pious ones would support popes decisions over yours, so you could have like a guelphs and ghibelines conflicts amongst your own nobility

holy shit this might be winnable christ that was painful
they'll accept peace now but I don't know if I dare to do an add state goal

I took limburg and wallonia, not lux and wallonia, when I went to war with belgium early, because I wanted good borders. I can just annex flanders later on. I didn't want the rest of zeeland, just limburg.

cross posting cuz ya'll are crazy cats

>only son is heir
>gets killed in suspicious circumstances
>daughter who inherents is married to foreigner
>convince her to help me kill her husband
>bring her to court and have her marry some courtier matrileanially
>wife is pregnant at 42 so there might still be hope
>kill wife after she gives birth to her fourth daughter
>marry a 19 year old to try and make new heirs
>die of stress and depression at 49
>daughter with a lisp inherents everything
>gives birth to a son inside her dynasty from second marriage
>he's not the heir
>her heir is from the first marriage
>wait until he's an adult to excommunicate and kill him
>he married a foreigner
>it's a matrilineal marriage
>have to plot to kill the wife
>it's at 90% plot power for over a year
>finally buy 150 gold poison to put in her wine
>she doesn't drink the wine
>end up digging a hole and killing her 3 years later
>heir son was captured shortly before the plot was done
>he was captured by a foreign arab so I can't ransom him
>send him 250 gold to ransom himself
>nothing happens
>I just hope he dies in the dungeons at this point
>still nothing
>have to change succession laws to elective after all that trouble
>he comes back a couple of years later after I elected a new heir
>he's mad that I changed the succession laws
>my fucking face when

Add state and NGF will form automatically
But take rhineland anyway for natural borders