SC2

my grandma's funeral is in two days, we shared the same birthday but she dropped out of school after 8th grade and was a smelly hoarder because she grew up during the depression and developed a compulsion to keep random junk. I feel ambivalent towards her in death

holy moly....

...

i want to c*m on her feet!

well im gonna jerk off to this one right fuckin now

ive only smoked weed a few times but it doesnt do what i like

i like being so destroyed that im laying on the floor completely drunk out of my mind

...

gook....

wow O_O

...

lol

...

dishwashing is truly awful
i'll only use paper and plastic when i get my apartment

except vodka drinks those need nice glasses

...

...

i have a bigger butt and im a boy...

...

gook

h..hello

...

lets go hang out in starbucks and take pictures of ourselves lol

...

girls are really dumb..

boys can do it too!
*makes a kissy face*

my moms tits!!!!!!!!!!

ok guys im going to give it one last attempt for finding some alcohol

im going to get the tubs that are ontop of the cupboards in the garage and im going to dig through some christmas boxes my mom had

brb

ok back

found a beer

...

...

look man

...

wtf I'm just going to sleep if the timer goes up again

not me

i opened up a couple of tubs, looked through the storage units again and didnt find anything

...

what are you going to do

>living with your parents past age 18

lol

be bored until i fall asleep

im going to be sober this whole week so i wanted to have a big drinking thing tonight and i didnt get to..

fuck my mommy

i live on my own on uncle sam's dime

...

when lib women argue why do they always talk to their opponent like theyre a child like "oh, sweetie xxxx" or "xxxxx, dear" or "honey, i dont think xxxxx"

kinda turns me on actually now that i think about it

+1

hmm.....

but what about gooks?

lmao it went up, night fags

i am not a fag

ill make u one

everyone is straight until they experience a dick slamming their prostate

im going to try laying face down in the shower with hot water on showering my back

i bet it feels really good

everyone is gay until they experience a vagina slamming their dick

vaginas are inert

fuck off fag

This general is weird as fuck

says the /d/ regular

owned rofl

im gonna go to sleep after i drunk poo in the toilet

thinking of white escort instead of latina

That's an insult?

noob

odds beer
evens bed

they play this game in afreeca?

reroll

what is 'restman'

i dont know what restman is and dont call me an idiot

time to buy some more water filters and alpha brain with her cc!

my fav race is zerg.............

yeah,,,,

my fav race is white..

when i was 13 my mom got me the wrong baseball game for ps2 for my birthday so we went and exchanged it for the right one and i still feel bad about it to this day and im 38 now

janny is bullying us again...

why are my posts getting deleted

off to bed get rekt janine

janny~ :3

false flag the posts are self deleted false flag discrediting the janitard

very old scv moving at incredibly slow pace

to be h i only watch destiny when he plays minecraft

i did not delete my own post...

dinner with sickzii under the stars...

this doesnt make sense

this hs match is so intense

seulgookgi

are you STILL watching gookclick? baka

is staz our guy now

sickzii is our guy

but its cold :s
id rather have a dinner with sickzii inside near the fireplace

love keeps us warm

woopr*

:3c

wrong

tfw just opened kuzu no honkai but i've already fapped today

i dont know what my fav race is so i play random and lose with terran everytime
i win with protoss though lol