/twg/ - Total War General

are these fuckers trying to kill me?
been raiding wre/ere just to get on the huns' good side and now this goddamnit

Don't be a pussy.

whelp, i guess we're in it now. gonna have to make some changes to my armies or i'm getting stomped.

In the grim darkness of the 5th century, there is only war.

>Settling in on the Hunnic spawning grounds
The absolute madman

Eblanis are really easy in Attila.

So maybe?

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Why didn't Arianism prosper in Europe?

Why would it? It had fuck all institutional support.

Christianity ate everything up

Most of the barbarian tribes seemed to embrace it before they embraced Nicene Christianity, so it had to have some institutional support before groups like the Visigoths and Lombards converted.

>Smelly barbars
>"institutional support"

lmao

my army really wasn't built for this level of horsefuckery...

No regrets, nigga.

Haven't played in a while does these two DLC with lords add anything else worth mentioning? How bad are elves?

>does these two DLC with lords add anything else worth mentioning?

You talking about The King and the Warlord?

That's a pretty good DLC pack, a lot of the new units are fun and useful but the best thing it adds are the alternate starts that both the new lords have, especially Skarsnik is a really different experience from a normal Greenskins campaign.

Elves are really strong, probably the strongest faction in the game.

King and the Warlord adds new start positions and campaign objectives, and Wood Elves are the baddest dudes on the campaign map.

Can't decide myself between playing Napoopan or shogun 2 lads

So /twg/, I have a slight dilemma. The Imagawa have declared war on me, but they're on the other fucking side of the map, and friends with the Date, who are goddamn massive. I can possibly take the Hatano who are my neighbors, but their navy seems to be all over the place. Not sure how to deal with it. Who should I attack first?

Shogun 2 breh

What new feautures, missions unlocking buildings is just a different tech tree

Thanks lads.

Because Catholicism is The Way, The Truth and The Life

King and the Warlord is meh because their campaigns aren't that interesting anyway, Grim and Grave is really fun though

FotS online
>green holdings Kysushu
Please tell me you're Christian

Feels fuking good

Should I buy chaos? I like heavy armour and artillery.

Their campaign isn't very fun, sadly. They aren't even remotely finished.

>Please tell me you're Christian
Oh no brah, I'm burning every Nanban quarter I find. Those filthy round-eyes can go back to their shitholes in Europe. On the plus side, the Imagawa decided to declare peace, so now I just have to deal with the Hatano.

>not taking all the trade nodes
You are not a true islandnigger. Shameful display.

>not wanting every place to have the stamp of British Authority
Oh no he's retarded

playing the irish while recruiting nothing but javelin-tossers in attila is hilarious, they have excellent armour, great ranged damage, decent melee damage and can even set fire to their javelins

Yeah, the Ebdanians are THE javelin faction. They turn it up to 11 and then literally set it on fire.

This is pretty good.
We need more of these.

>We need more of these.
some ideas?

Arianism is christianity you bumblefuck

i want you to bumblefuck me

That sounds like something a blaspheming, heathen Arian fuck would say.

My daimyo has the "impolite" trait. What the fuck do I do? I want to Sudoku him. Worth it?

Londinium

BEAST'D

>flaming javelins
this is why you play FotE
>Christianity is the belief that Christ saved us from our sins and allowed us to enter Heaven
>Dude you think Jesus is God, nah man he justa prophet
t. Catholic who studied the Heresies in 6th form
Make sure you have a son
wait what happens if you have no family members left, do your generals just rebel?

kek

>Wanting to use a mod that removes all ap units from the game.
Oh I am laffin

>>Dude you think Jesus is God, nah man he justa prophet

That's not what Arianism is though.

>british

They're portuguese my good friend

According to them Jesus is a mere man and not divine, therefore rejection of the Trinity, therefore earthly
First off they use the british voice lines from FotS, second off what is Port

Is arianism about the saving of the superior white race?

>pic related is gonna be the next historical title

Feels diverse and fun.

Looks fucking shit

MUH HOLY TRINITY

aar rook same

>pike and slzzzzz.....

A Milan one would be the most obvious choice.

>According to them Jesus is a mere man and not divine

That's wrong though? I don't understand where you got this notion.

According to Arianism Jesus the Son was created by God the Father and was of a distinct and separate essence from God the Father.

They never believed the Jesus the Son was a mere man, simply that he was subordinate to God the Father, a lesser order of divinity.

They believed the same thing about the Holy Spirit, that doesn't mean they thought the Holy Spirit was a man either.

Muh Nicene creed, muh beleif that comes from the begining of Christianity and thus the true faith and not just the religion of princes wanting control and levy taxes as they will whilst also not paying the Pope

>not wanting the most diverse and interesting time period in Europe which is 1500-1700 as a total war

MUH POPE

The whole concept of a pope is idolatry.

EMPIRE 2 FUCKING WHEN?!

youtube.com/watch?v=mXknALrHSfI&t

>musketmen vs musketmen
Yes, such diversity

Buy them for best boys

I wish I could just be a pleb and just enjoy Radious' mods with the rest of the normies.

The campaign is shit, only buy it if you are a chaosboo

Jesus gave the teachings to the discples, so what is wrong with a man giving the truth when possesed by The Holy Spirit
What is hussars, swords, pikes, rolderos, toldeos, obsidian daggers, and all those other unique weapons

yes hello where the fun factions at?

1500-1700 would be like FOTS in Europe with medieval tactics and knights in the beginning, slowly progressing into more modern ways to fight.
Eastern Europe has had horse archers and foot archers mixed with muskets and the fact that the campaign would start at the beginning of the age of discovery with dozens of unclaimed overseas territories makes it even more diverse.

you are either baiting or stupid

Obama in RotS

What's fun about them?

Hello yes?

Is this best lord Vlad?

>Jesus gave the teachings to the discples

Jesus wasn't a mere man but the divine Son of God?

>so what is wrong with a man giving the truth when possesed by The Holy Spirit

Any man can receive the Holy Spirit, you don't need to be elected to wear a big hat to do that.

careful you are going to summon that one autistic user

We haven't seen BaptistAnon in yonks, I don't believe he comes here anymore.

WHEN COMES BRETONNIA

No its manni the bets Carstein

>elected by the Cardinals
>priests chosen by God to lead the church in their theological battle

I want to be dominated by a best elf!

Are you going to stop posting this when Bret releases, or

No it's one of the best memes we have

>>priests chosen by God to lead the church in their theological battle

No, see, that's another meme you made up.

Becoming a cardinal is 100% political.

Why is Mannfred the """faction leader""" of VC when Vlad clearly should be? To be honest have faction leaders is kind of a bummer for certain factions, like the Orcs.

is it possible to survive being hit by a javelin

If it hits center-mass?

Unlikely.

If you're hit in the extremities? Probably.

What if you're hit in the dick?

Because Vlad is dead until Nagash comes back,

Because, in this timeline, Vlad was dead until just now. Mannfred took over the bloodline and is the faction leader as a result. CA have said they're open to the idea of having Vlad usurp Mannfred at some point in the additional content yet to be added.

>Vlad usurp Mannfred at some point in the additional content yet to be added.
Is it really usurping when he's the actual leader and it was Manny taking advantage of him being dead at the moment?

Then there is no reason to live

Only the strongest can lead. Vlad's quest battles are all about reclaiming his lost power since he's so recently resurrected, so his current power level isn't comparable to a Mannfred that has had decades of unlife to prepare.

Yes because Manfred lets the thief stel Vlad's ring, and tells the nceromancers to leave Konrad

>like shogun 2 battles and setting
>can't stand the campaign map gameplay

its a shame