/owg/ - Overwatch General

Cute!

In 300 hours or so I've only seen one legendary.

I've noticed people hate voting for widows and hanzos, when they often have the most amazing potgs. Once saw a widow get a quintuple kill solo in the potg and had spent the rest of the game just annihilating everyone. No one on our team voted for them because they were killing us.

>I've found that taking the necessary swap into your own hands works wonders. For example, in a game tonight I took Lucio because the 2 solo queuers refused to get off Widow and Junkrat to deal with a Bastion on King's Row's final choke. I swapped to D.va, ate the bastion, ulted, and won the choke.
If your team won't adhere to a meta, fix your own problems and you'll be much happier
but if i flex to counter stuff, we wont have a tank or a healer because my team went 4 dps, and rages anytime i ask them to go 2/2/2

>instead of getting elf d.va we got sleeves Zarya

It's her trademark

how do you eat a bastion as dva

dvas probably rich, but wouldn't have fuck you money. Mercy or torb probably. I could see mercy being a leader in biotech, owning stakes in companies worth stupid amounts. same for torb with general engineering.

>team leaves
>STILL lose 33 points

I thought I should have only lost like 5 or 6, that's what has happened in the past. Actually pissed off tbqh. Dropped from 3003 to 2970

Mercy spends all her money on booze

People are just too traumatized of ''Too many snipers'' matches when both players refuse to change their picks, that's why

Zenyatta, of course. His life is full of experiences, he holds much wisdom in his processors, and his spirit is boundless.

If the fivestack that composed the rest of your team abandons ship, would leaving incur you less of an SR loss than staying?

Zenytta cinematic when?

So..how has it been using the new her? Does she still suck donkey dicks and there are much better picks?

What are your favourite heroes for each position and favourite skin for them?

Sombra could have stole a fuck ton of money. Not sure if that would be enough to eclipse anyone legitimate.

Assuming we're not going with the "lolevil" fan theory, Mercy probably puts away a lot of wealth to charities she runs or reinvests it in biotech research.

Torb I could see making a pretty penny on all his tech and giving a significantly smaller amount away.

Good DPS and hallway killer.
Randomly becomes defense god with shield/teleporter.

>youtu.be/yEaHwQMAKJ8
>LATEST MEME

What the FUCK

Why the fuck does anyone pick McShitter over 76 in KotH?

Fuck that.
26 episode SOL anime starring Zen when?

Does Sombra even care about money or just being a dirty mexi?

Nah, Zen anime would be a road movie
Talon Wacky Misadventures would be SOL

>OP pushes early threads to spam his Youtube
I hope a nigger shoots you.

Netherlands is a safe country pal, no niggers here, sorry :) watch my video though

Her M1 damage is out of this world

>your pieces will sell quite nicely
I thought they cut off heads just for kicks

Tracer for doggystyle. Common recolor skins

>everyone and her mom plays her now

Mhm..I mained her when she actually sucked. Enjoy your free handouts, bros.

>M1
>gaymers of 2017 are this lazy

She trades more on favors then money. It is likely that she at the very least either has a massive war chest at her disposal as she travels, or she just steals enough for whatever she needs.

isn't symmetra canonically a billionaire or something?

I'm feeling like not caring about anything at all today
Should I go into QP instalocking Widow, Sym, or what else

Why there's this glaring different in the quality of skins? Rein's and Pharah's are amazing, while Zarya's and Mei's feel so uninspired and lazy that it hurts.

No,she is just high ranked architect of Vishkar

just imagining this situation gives me conniptions

>playing attack Symmetra
>last teamfight sees the other team scrambling due to staggered spawns but they need to contest
>they either run straight into the microwave or lose the match
>that VVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRR noise the gun makes on maximum power

>Offense
Reaper - Classic, Shiver, Wight

>Defense
Mei - Earthen

>Tank
Zarya - Midnight

>Support
Zenyatta - Ascendant, Skullyatta

I don't like most legendary skins desu

pharah - jackal
mei - default or colour change
d.va - junebug
mercy - default

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>Nah, Zen anime would be a road movie
Shit I didn't think of that.
That'd be cool as hell

>offense / Pharah - Thunderbird
>defense / Mei - Rescue Mei
>tank / Roadhog - Toa
>support / Zenyatta - Sunyatta

how do i into symmetra?

>Sombra - Augmented/Incendio
>Mei - Mei-rry
>D.Va - Scavenger
>Ana - Horus/Merciful

hold m1
hammer space

>muh flashbang insta-kill on squishies

reposting from last thread
>be on defense
>before the round starts, place a cluster of turrets around the enemy spawn for free ult charge
>after they are destroyed, place turrets around the chokepoint
>fire shields and charged rightclicks into the enemy's general direction
>if anyone gets close W+M1 away
>place ult in the back as soon as it's up
>shield generators are usually better but teleporters can save your team's ass on point A, so choose wisely depending on the situation

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>no niggers in the Netherlands
Lmoa

>high diamond - masters comp game
>defense on hollywood
>pick hanzo
>entire team erupts into full rage/throw mode
>they all shut their mouths when the easy algorithms kick in
>first point hold

Why can't people deal with "not muh meta" picks?

blueberry is best girl

>actually BUFFING Roadhog

Mad!

Form what we know of her (unless I missed some shit) she doesn't seem like the money type. She likes power and being a conniving cunt. Which okay, money is pretty much Power 101 accessory. But she is a a bloo bloo bloo "poor" little girl who is pretty much a tactical genius and knows technology like the back of her hand..because the back of her hand IS technology.

She actually, ironically, feels to me like one of the poorer characters in the game, despite her being a walking PC with a terrible mecha-cut and horrible color scheme.

Yeah, I said it. Fuck off.

Correct.

That's really cute, user.

He needed it though, his hook was very shit in a lot of ways.

because this game attracts retards

>Pink and purple are horrible

Eh not really. If it was a guy yeah. Than again, it can be pulled off (See: Pagan Mihn)

>her haircut is bad

Okay you may be onto something.

>Mercy
>Default
Why do the purple and golden Skins suck so much? Devil is ok and Witch is fun for some time, but any variation of the default one (especially Eidgenössin) is just so much better.

>both dirty mexicans
>both have disgusting tumblr so-edgy and unique haircuts
>both probably smell
>both suck in their respective games

Capcom IS Blizzard, you heard it here last.

Everytime i see the bva mini dva i get a boner instantly i cant find any porn of this tho anyone help

Made a mistake. I only mean the golden ones.

>get quintuple kill and ult shutdown
>POTG goes to a double kill

>ult and kill two people
>immediately after kill two more
>get POTG
>shows me fucking around for 10 seconds and ends immediately after the ult not showing the next two kills

>Mystery Heroes
>got Torbjorn and Widow in the duration of the match
>get POTG for dying and contributing half the damage for three kills as Torb instead of the solo triple kill with headshots as Widow

How the fuck does this thing work?

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iktf, shitters gave him a bad name. A good Hanzo can definitely pull his weight.

It Just Works! ™

>the bva mini dva
...what?

How the fuck do you hack 15 ppl in 1 life for this spray. I average 11 a game...

How does this refute my point?

Hogs hook is shit when it hooks through walls and its shit when it hooks and then puts them in all random places instead of infront of hog.

>on Eichenwald attack
>Roadhog
>team has decided to have no tanks, but we can rush it easily if our Zen ults
>he just hovers around the gate and never ults
>"alright zen let's ult in"
>doesn't do anything
>"let's go zen"
>zen moves back, DPS funnel in and die
>decide to leave game

I swear to God

>104 wins
>102 losses
Competitive is shit

So what happens when I hit 2500 SR? Can I still lose SR and go below 2500 but keep my plat icon or if I lose at 2500 do I lose nothing and stay 2500?

tfw no irl widow gf

>combat roll is a joke
>flashbang doesn't activate half the time and is useless in the other half due to momentum
>fan the hammer might as well not even exist
>twelve thousand delays and handicaps during ult (literally statistically the offensive ult with the lowest amount of kills per minute)

So when is M1: The Character being deleted from the game?

You play someone useful instead

get to keep the icon but sr goes down

>D.va is most picked

Did it start out like that? I seem to recall a time where people hated her and said she was garbage.

If she was a male 'gamer bro' no one would play him lol.
>mecha

Nvm, I'm a moron. People fucking love mechs, huh?

I consistently get gold damage/objective kills with her tho

Nice try.

dont die, the hacks from emp also counts so you can charge ult get 4-6 from that alone and as soon as you hack someone translocate out

wasnt as hard as i thought it would be

Robots are a mans romance user

If the hack buffs go live it'll be easier to pull off, EMP counts towards you total. Just be more patient and don't go in without an escape.

I will dare say it, if D.va was male I think more guys would play him. I know a lot of people who just don't like play females..yeah THEY actually exist, believe it or not. They are normie as fuck, but it is what it is.

These are the dude bros that any day will take Uncharted, Bioshock Infinite, Last of Us, Gears etc. gruff buff tough guys over playing a qt gamer gril. For example. No, I don't get it either.

Actually, I do kind of get it. At the end of the day people are going ti play characters they like, good, bad, horrible, broken, OP, or not. This game has full blown LoL syndrome.

playing bad opponents doesn't make Sombra good, friend. But more power to you I guess.

>b-but I'm good with her faggot!

Fine. She still is one of the weaker, shittier heroes. That's fact

I have never met anyone who wouldn't play a character because it was a girl.

>will take Uncharted, Bioshock Infinite, Last of Us, Gears etc.

Oh, console players lol

>I have finally reached enlightenment and know the true meaning of life
>and that is to pelt people with metal balls until they die

>I have never met anyone who wouldn't play a character because it was a girl.

Good. Bless your soul

>Oh, console players lol

Yup. These are the normiest of normies.
>"I'm a guy why would I want to play a girl!!!"

They actually exist. It's scary. And I know some of them play OW

>Oh, console players lol

The people that buy CoD every year despite complaining how it's the same game. And Madden '45: It's the same game but we updated stats lol!

Enjoying the last days of playing her in her true glory user?

>There are people who will never experience the joy of playing Pharah

>microwave
>baby dva
>naisu
>reported