Does an engine exist that is globally accepted as "the best"?

Does an engine exist that is globally accepted as "the best"?
There's this dude at my work who keeps going off about how great the 2JZ is, being able to reach 700bhp and such shit wich stock internals and claims that it is universally accepted as the greatest engine ever.
I did point out that the old Chrysler 2 litre engines could get up to 800bhp with stock internals and not blow up, he proceeded to lose his shit.

I've also pointed out to him a few times that I personally prefer BMW engines, especially the older ones and he now thinks I am the biggest asshole in the building because I didn't agree with him that the BMW V12 is the worst engine of all time, to which I pointed out that the BMW M40 and M43 exist which are worse, then there's a fucking ton of Eastern European engines with varying degrees of fucking terrible, so most certainly the worst ever is one of those.

I personally like the BMW M50 and would consider it the best engine ever built. It's cheap to maintain, easy to fix and quite reliable.
The M30 comes in as a close second, but they do have some valve train/cam issues and that bitch is heavy as fuck.

The Chrysler 2.2 litre Turbo II also has a place next to my heart as it was reliable as fuck, had power to spare and was extremely easy and cheap to maintain. Parts availability was a bit problematic though, couldn't find a new original radiator for the life of me.

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the SBC or LS are the only logical answers tbqh

the engine in the ford gt

Ellis juan

Owned one SBC in my old Firebird which was a fucking timebomb. One morning I realized that the car didn't turn over anymore, checked the plugs and realized that the cylinders were filled with water, both heads had managed to crack during the night.
Dunno if I just got a bad unit or it decided that it's time in this world was over and offed itself.

It was the "305" one though, so no big loss.

"What is the best car"
"What is the best engine"
"what is the best X"

It's a pointless thing to argue about. depends on what you need

All engines and configurations have their advantages and disadvantages. Depends on what you need in the car

Have some very pretty engine noises
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>Does an engine exist that is globally accepted as "the best"?
Nope, but this gets my vote.

youtu.be/4_6V7XjkLMo

That depends entirely on what you want from your engine.
If you just want a light, small engine, get a 26b turbo.
If you want relieability get a OM-615.
If you want fuel efficiency get a 1KR-FE

Merc AMG V6 Turbo

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