Spessmen on a Spess Station - /ss13g/

Fuck off, Hippie faggot.

11th for Adult Dionas are a proud race and fucking babies need to go.

12th for crushing depression and misery loves company.

MAYBE POMF WOULDNT BE SO FUCKING DEPRESSED IF WE DIDNT BAN AWAY EVERYONE WHO WOULD HAVE BEEN HIS FRIEND

Crushing Depression 12 would be a good station name

Permaban anyone suspected of meta
Remove no-involvement rule
Remove sawbones and apologyman and kolith
Make registration more friendly
Punish admins for making fuckups
Give a freer license to rule 0 cancer
Remove pupper
Steal tg and hippies ban list, ban anyone banned from there (open to appeal)
We don't need to be more welcoming of new players, new players are the problem

>We don't need to be more welcoming of new players, new players are the problem
MOVE THE METACLUB TO REDDIT AND MAKE THE SUB REDDIT PASS WORD PROTECTED

STOP COMING TO Veeky Forums YOU FUCKING IDIOTS WE WILL NEVER CHANGE FOR YOU YOU ASSIMILATE TO OUR CULTURE YOU REPOST OUR MEMES OR YOU FUCK OFF

Questions for autistic crab players here.
1) Can mommi's fabricate metal/plasma?
2) Can I reinforce floors and disassemble glass windows and replace them with plasma ones with ease?

>Improve server
Better admins. Admins like Zealotron, Sawbones, and Kavlax are horrible. Also rule 0 ban Av*da
>Improve admins
See above. We also need more long-time solo players to be admin. Letting an entire metaclub be admin was a horrible fucking mistake.
>Corruption and metafriending
Deadmin irresponsible admins. That's it. As for metafriending, since it's meta, there isn't really much you can do to stop it. But if you suspect there's some metagaming going on, be brutal on it. Permaban that shit, let them ban appeal in a month if they're able to give a reason.
>Forums
Anonymous requests. People are too scared of being metaclub victims
>Open to new players
Give players with low account age that have shitty names warnings. I'm not talking about stuff like "Clown Fucker" as a security officer, that should be a catbeasting right there. I'm talking about shit like "Mr ROnald" or "Doctor Weird" and stuff like that.

1) Yes
2) I don't know if you can, but MoMMIs can

MoMMIs can make plasmaglass, reinforced pglass, plasteel, and metal, but not straight up plasma. Also normal glass and that stuff, but you probably already know that.

Yes, you COULD, but reinforced plasmaglass takes a FUCKLOAD of energy.

The worst players I've met besides Avada have been heads who never got warned on their shitty names. Stuff like "Mr Strange", the HoP that'd always do HoPcurity and look like some fucking deviantart OC with the cueball hat was terrible. One of the worst captains I've seen was "Mr ufo". I'm even taking captains like Bill Hudson into account.

Dr Slippy Joe M.D. is the worst name we let slide for too long.

Avada is intelligent, skilled, creative, and REALLY has the attention of the jews

what is there not to absolutely love?

As far as surgery goes, is there a way to silence someone permanently but not kill them? For my next antag traitor gimmick I want to cut people's legs and arms off and leave them alive in a room somewhere, but if they can scream for help it would be pointless.

Agreed. Also Rat Prince Sawbones.

>tfw the game becomes shit as soon as you are more competent at the game than the average

People will just ghost, what's the point?
Nobody has fun when you do shit like that.

Just take their headsets away.

no, you could only cut their hands off and put a ball gag in their mouth

taking off their headset and disabling the intercom
genetics
any of the virus symptoms that affect language
a muzzle

just a reminder that MoMMIs can use the material synthesizer to scan and then produce plastic;
engineering cyborgs synthesizer can scan and produce any materials.

Is he still playing as that? Last time I saw him he had his name changed forcefully to just Sawbones because he had a stupid title in his name like that. Just ahelp him or something, I'm 100% sure it was agreed it wasn't allowed because it's a title and not a name.

engiborgs are cucks though

It's just Sawbones now. We were just talking about shitty names that stuck for too long.

ugh its my gimmick
I dont care if they end up ghosting, I just want to change things up from my usual murderbone and plasma bombing. Also if they DONT ghost, then its even funnier as it's a bunch of people in a room that cant move talking to each other.

INDIVIDUALLY AND SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROY THE TELECOMMUNICATIONS MACHINES AND ALL OF THE RnD SERVERS
youtube.com/watch?v=WfWiJ6WHKws

If an antag turns off telecommunications, is it interfering to turn them back on later as MoMMI?

yes unless he got rekt

what ever happened to Cultist-Chan in cargo? I remember her always doing her job

I think they got a weekban for something and just stopped playing.

i did a dumb

>Sec officer passes by
>I ask for help
>He asks if I have suicided
>I say yea but I got better
>He finds that too spooky and leaves me there

I couldn't stop laughing

>huur shitty names need to go
Is there a more bipolar rule?
For a month you get shitty names all around and you can't do a thing about it because admins tolerate it and give a passive aggresive "WHY DONT U MAEK A BAN REQUEST/VALID THEM EVERY ROUND DUE TO A NAME SO EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU AS A PIECE OF SHIT". The other month regular names that evoke a pun get catbeasted without a warning.

if the antag tells him to stop working on it, the mommi must obey to avoid interference.

How do voice activated explosives work, exactly? If I rig it to blow when someone says "ban" will it if somebody says "banana" or "urban? Case sensitive?

It's only intefering if you know it was an antag. If you see someone say it was sabotaged by someone, if you watch them do it, etc. Otherwise you're none the wiser and can just go and fix it.

yeah we should just have no rules on names.

Just remove the title from your name, dude. If you get catbeasted and it's NOT a title, just get a new name all together.

Permaban emilia and admin Avada and all the servers problems will be solved

they use voice recognizers, AFAIK they only work from the set voice

>title from your name
What the fuck are you even talking about

If any part of the word is detected it will go off. Ever hear of the famous boombox story?

why is the TEG not the current engine meta?

Do tell

It will only activate if the specific phrase is said. Which is why a repeating string of numbers is good, because then you can spam chat when stunned and activate it while you stutter.

Pick three community members at random then apply to the following

WHO WOULD YOU

DINNER DATE AND UBER HOME ALONE
Pomf

NO STRINGS ATTACHED LOVE AFFAIR
Morena

IGNORE EACHOTHER IN PUBLIC THEN BLOCK ON SOCIAL MEDIA
MrPain

because singulo is funnier

this

>built six singulos at the same time
>stable
>mommi and AI start freaking out and power them down
>random people come to see the free show
>get instantly critted with tons o radiation
>eventually the station looses power and they all get loose

>Av*daposter shits up the thread
>try to include Emilia in it
>Emilia tells them to fuck off
>EmiliaxAv*da poster is gone
>now all the Av*da posts are anti-Emilia
hmmmm..... wonder who could be doing it.............

I don't have the screencap but in short.
>Nukeop sets up an explosive
>Several ops are in one room
>They explode
>Kills three ops
>They set it to go off on tbe word boom
>Someone said boombox

Here's a more appropriate sprite for plasma contaminated clothing. Unless plasma is made of living matter, it's not a biohazard.

_Me_
_____Me
Me___

I assumed you are the victim of admin name shenanigans because you had something like Doctor or Captain in your name. If you don't have something like that in it and you're still getting fucked by admins, it's gotta be a bad name. What is it, user?

looks even worse. theres nothing wrong with what we have now

Does Sarah Hale still play?

I remember one time metagaming over skype with 6 or 7 friends, we all spawned in as near-quadriplegic obese qasi-nuggets, and one of us as the chemist, who drugged us all up with that chemical that makes you go super fast (Hyperzine?). We'd then zoom around the station disarming her (she was HOS) and speeding away as fast as our one leg could carry us.

>when they spot your psyop
fuck.
shut it down.

Probably could be. How else would it reanimate skeletons without being biomagic?

Justsumguy
Fluffy_Fris
Probe1

Hello molecricket

>THEY
>OKNOYY

???

psyop'd

Obviously you don't know about Avada and Emilia's love-affair. Didn't you see them in the rainbow jumpsuits?

An actual female player that doesn't look fucking awful

The cute feminine boy "admin" that was posted a few threads ago But they have to wear dresses and skirts

Avada

...

who was that admin posted btw

for research purposes

>avada LITERALLY using autoclicker scripts to boo! people while AFK
How low can one person go, holy shit
game.ss13.moe/logs/2017/01-January/11-Wednesday poltergeist.htm
>03:07:29
>03:08:29
>03:09:29
>03:10:29
>03:11:29

Dunno. It was probably a lie. They're cute though, I'd fuck em.

>autoclicker script to boo
I thought there was a cooldown.

That was a clown wasn't it?

>(Avada Colander) (@293,248,1) Deadsay: whines, "I mean technically i didn't do anything wrong other than being a vampire."
>(Avada Colander) (@293,248,1) Deadsay: whines, "Is being a vampire lynchable?"
>(Avada Colander) (@293,248,1) Deadsay: mutters, "Like, if you've done no harm?"
>(Avada Colander) (@297,253,1) Deadsay: drones, "It is now time to haunt the chaplain until he realizes he has made a moral error."
>(Avada Colander) (@271,243,1) Deadsay: whines, "a lot"
>(Avada Colander) (@289,250,1) Deadsay: spooks, "do you feel antagonized?"

Assistant. He'd always wear pajamas, a ski mask, and would pester cargo for soap literally every round.

I WANNA HUG AVADA

Post it again please, I forgot to save it.

>killing a vampire is wrong
>killing a vampire as a CHAPLAIN is wrong

LITERALLY IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION

>cooldowns

hur hur hur

You can do multiple actions if you click fast enough

you can get 3 cult messages out off a single paper

Most people on this station use autoclickers and scripts for everything, it's the secret to retards thinking they're robust

No it was a nymph named Maibod Asterod

>Most people on this station use autoclickers and scripts for everything

...

You play long enough you start seeing people execute tasks abnormally fast. Chemistry filling the fridge in seconds, stunned people taking out their guns and firing on target within 0.1 seconds, those sorts of things.

In that case, I'd find a new name. Not because that one sounds bad, but if you're spawning in mid-round as a nymph with that, it looks like metagaming and not just dumb memes. If you roundstarted with it, I don't know what to tell you.

what?
>that headset icon
that's not even Veeky Forums

>>Improve the server
remove the option to play as a female characters for all races
remove skeletons
remove changeling (keep tatorchan)

>>Improve the admin team
remove all admins that have a knack for drama
make admins appear as anonymous to players while admining
actively recruit skilled, veteran, low visibility players to admin
encourage admins to take spacecations

>>Fix corruption and metafriending
hopefully fixed by cleaning the admin roster and shoaing the waifus

>>Make the forums more used
have weekly discussions on spess topics
create an off topic section
allow anonymous posting for ban requests, admin feedback, and server feedback

>>Be open to new players but ensure they're not playing as if it were hippie
have online admins bonk all fresh ckeys to say hello, direct to wiki/thread/forums/rules, and help them out their first rounds

Basically admining needs to be more like jury duty, and less a path to becoming a F- level eceleb.

fucking sad

oh. I didn't know about that.
thanks for telling me.
now I'm going to abuse it too

I play all video games organically without mods or scripts.
all my abilities are crystalline memories burned into my mind and muscles.
youtube.com/watch?v=mMBG8tuoT90

I actually tried writing an autohotkey script for chemistry, the buttons have a built-in click delayer so you can't really go faster than someone with muscle memory
Stunned person drawing quick doesn't seem farfetched since while you're floored you already have your mouse over your gun's icon and are scowling at the screen like a fucking watchdog waiting to get up.

actually it was roundstart due to a bug

if your ever fighting an auto-clicking scrub in a melee fight: remember to open and drag a locker behind you. either that or fight around tables.

laugh as their misclick spam makes them put their weapon down.

>tfw "robust" surgeon comes at me with a circular saw
>they fucking spaghetti and give me a weapon because they couldn't stop spam clicking for like, two seconds.

that's a good strategy for ANY melee situation

human error is real