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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
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>Patch notes (OB41)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?25663

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
youtube.com/watch?v=xnOK-TNKNmw&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>/palg/ ID List
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Save him!

alright, I asked this question in the other thread but no one replied. Whenever I go to launch paladins from steam, it goes normally until I get to the paladins launcher and try to launch the game. It "loads" but then nothing happens. It's like it tried to start the game but shat itself at the last minute. Steam doesn't say it's running either when this happens. Wat do?

Nice patch hirez, everyone was frozen for 3 mins, couldn't get out of shell.

i'm on a toaster before you all make graphics jokes and smartass comments

Try reinstalling it

>Hurr Durr skye is underpowered
>Shits out ults like nobody's business that completely fucking melts pretty much anyone that isn't fernando/makoa with a range that would put your mother's circumference to shame

graphics aren't low enough

It only melts them if they stay there.

Easy Malware is going nuts

>LOL ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN AWAY
I've seen people fucking use all their dashes, BK's turn on the point to roll away, anything shy of instantaneous rappelling like Grover's Vine, invulnerability or similiar will get fucking macerated and you FUCKING KNOW IT

How can i get good boy crystals?

lol

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The key is waiting for them to use their movement abilities, then dropping it in on them where they can't hide around a corner. Often it's far from ideal against people who know what they're doing, but it's still a decent point clearer / shield remover.

You shouldn't run, just hide, even the payload can protect you.

>far from ideal against people who know what they're doing
This is Skye in a nutshell.

What's a good item to buy on Ying?

So far I've found some good experience with Nimble and Resilience.

morale booster

at II you charge so quick

I always go Haven/Blast Shields, after that i decide if i want to keep upgrading these items or if i should go Morale Boost/Chronus.

I get Morale Boost over Chronos so I can do more healing.

spotted the shitter

Why is Ying so happy user?

>go on a rampage twice with makoa ult
>skye drops bomb
>they get play of the game

Did they fucking remove Skye's ult warning icon?

what the fuck

Yes, but Chronus allows you to be more mobile with with Dimensional Link and spam Illusions for more healing and damage, but most of the time i just upgrade Haven/Blast Shields because my team is doing well.
She is having fun with her new friend.

>she

Maybe it was a bug, like being able to skip Top Play.

That's the sort of fun mommies with dicks and daddies have on beds at night.

Delete this, Ying is a pure maiden. And most certainly doesn't have a penor.

>Stand on top floor of that one castle map fuck you know the one, highest perch available
>Look over edge
>get hit by Skye's ult which was placed by the payload
>>Retards will say this is balanced

>first pick on our team in competitive picks damage instead of a front line or healer

Wtf is this new chest, it's so shit for 100 crystals each

How has your day been today /palg/?

I want Evie to ________

sit on my face

Is that the genie chest?

if you have problems running from Skye ult you should uninstall, i never died to her ult or Skye in general

yes

It's a ILLUSION benis, not a real one.

I want Evie to rip off my balls and use them as a christmas tree toys.

!!!!!!!!!!

Easier to clean.

Destroy all the people she hates, but not me (of course!).

>playing this game for anything but the gameplay
I really genuinely do hope no one here is a cosmeticshitter

>he doesn't buy his waifu nice things to wear

>tfw Drogoz main and all we get are recolours

>G-gG-GGG-GIT GUD :^))))))


Shitters will defend this.

Why'd they get rid of the first 3 wins of the day.
Now i have no reason to log on until next week and my quests reset.

I think they actually increased Skye's bomb radius, did anyone test in the room full of Skyes?

They're not dailies?

nope

You get 3 quests a week and can reroll one quest each day.

but they didn't

you have five of them now

This is just my percieved radius of her bomb range based on where I was standing when I got hit.

I'd boot the game up again to test it but I'm watching AGDQ to cool off

They could at least give 15 crystals each or something.

I used the bomb just a bit close to the 3 Skyes at the end of the room, and it still killed the Skye closer to the exit.

WARNING: there is a samefag(probably Drybear) tricking everyone into believing than Skye is OP or even remotely good.

Blue tits, her nipples are probably purple like the ear tips.

He's also trying to trick people into buying chest for that awful skin. Nice try Drybear, pointing out one of your tricks won't stop me from noticing this one.

What did they mean by this?

>Blue tits, her nipples are probably purple like the ear tips.

fuuuuuuck

600 gems if you can crack the code.

same color as lips

But what color is her pussy? It's a trick question.

green and purple

Purple.

you know what it is

I don't think you can.

enough

SOMEONE FUCKING DRAW THIS!

Rumor has it they give it out for watching streams if you link your Twitch and Hi-Rez accounts. No one has ever seen this actually happen.

Ying is not even an elf.

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Then why is she addicted to orc benis?
Checkmate.

Not Grohk's though.

Even after the patch?

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Step of my balls after freezing them!

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obligatory post

Bomb King is not a real king.

TREASON

He'll have your head for that.

after a few lashings, you'll see things his way

He is a king, a king of bombs.

No, Grohk is the gay character

>5
>get 3
>finish all 3
>next quest in 5 days

>ally pip
>misses every healing flask
>doesn't realize he can actually flank
>constantly dead

>enemy pip
>somehow manages to keep his team just above death
>constantly flanking key targets who let him get away with it
>weightless always up, hopping around everywhere
>on 13+ streak yet no one feels like dealing with him

Actually, do any of the characters have a back story?

I think Skye has one and it's terrible.

daily quests to win 150g per win

there are five of them now

Some of them do, and others have just a title that kinda gives away something.

>Most assassins prefer to remain anonymous, but Skye thrives on the fame, and lives in the center of attention. Trained by fabled monks of Silver Moon, and outcast for violating each of her sacred vows in meticulous order, Skye enters the fight to much speculation. Whoever her next target, wives should be mindful of their husbands, for it's said a single glance from Skye can destroy a man's heart.

Skye breaks vows.

>introduce quests.
>first batch of quests are play two games as a flank and win three games


I didn't feel like playing today anyway HiRez.

fernando, ruckus, barik, evie, grohk, and cassie.
but they're like 2-3 sentences and only on the wiki
meme-rez always says "lore is coming soon" whenever they're asked about champion backgrounds are anything of that flavor.

Skye was outcast for being a slut

Dear lord the new map is piece of shit

there's literally no good waifus in this game.

Just like Makoa

>talking shit about my husbando
You are a piece of shit.

Oh sorry, I meantYou turtle boyfriend is a whore, hence why his shield block friendly fire.

I'd rather have them focus on gameplay than lore IMO. If this keeps going strong, we'll probably have a comic at some point, like Smite did.

>enemy Kinessa leaves mines in your spawn room to kill your horse

>I'd rather have them focus on gameplay than lore

Well when will they start doing that