/gbfg/ Granblue Fantasy General #1012

>Schedule for January:
12/31 - 1/8 - Platinum Sky
1/8 - 1/13 - Footprints on Sacred Ground (Rerun)
1/13 - 1/23 - Granblue Shodown
1/23 - 1/30 - Guild Wars (Earth)
1/31 - 2/8 - New Event

Magnas, HLs and old summon raids are 3bp. New summon raids (Athena, Baal, Odin, etc) are still 5bp. AP costs unchanged.
This is a permanent change and not a Magnafest.

>How to Start
Go to game.granbluefantasy.jp in Chrome. Set language to English.

>Please, READ THE FAQ before posting! - it will answer most of your questions if you are new or learning
gbf.wiki/FAQ
alternate: pastebin.com/fWc5KYq2

>Mega Pastebin - This pastebin has lots of useful things like important guides and other stuff so don't be a shitter and read these before asking something.
pastebin.com/8xELSDu4

>Guild pastebin
pastebin.com/EgJBF9xi

Previous thread

As someone who has been here since the /mbgg/ era, I have in fact witnessed the Eureka era. Eurekaposting was just silly banter insinuated by its own members as a way to joke with their guild leader and no one thought it was actual shitposting. Such bonding lead to their guild becoming one of the strongest ones. Meanwhile, Atelier just shitposts for the sake of shitposting and even goes 0-5 during GWs so they can meme about themselves better. They have no shame at all. It truly is unfortunate how they have fallen so far but at least we have great role models like Lum1 and Little Girls to look up to.

Shaocucks are cancer.

Eurekaposting went too far sometimes but it wasnt that bad

>/gbfg/

Bless you jessica

Maybe you shouldn't spend all night having sweaty sex with Ayer

It's funny because people memed about Eureka's quotas, now they're expected from every guild just to qualify, even the casual ones. Eureka was right all along.

The best part? This still has the Bee movie script in the alternate FAQ.

Hi, if you roll right now you should post what you rolled into the thread!
I'll go first!

Host a baha hl

I love my cute and strong wife, Forte! I hope we can all be as nice to each other this thread as my wife is to everyone else.

Wow, someone actually noticed.

Someone removed the Shrek script four threads ago but no one even noticed that pastebin being there

I noticed, but I haven't been able to make a new OP with everyone making them 10+ posts early.

I bet you cant even name 5 facts about her

Here is your new Wild Arms cast members.

I bet nobody even remembers or cares about Wild Arms anyway.

>cow
>breastplate
She needs to be corrected, for her own good

She has horns.
She has skin.
She has eyes.
She has hands.
She has armpits.

Wow! I randomly rolled and found Mary (SR)!

user you really misunderstand the average age of this general. Like a lot.

why do you guys have 2 threads up

what are you retards doing

>The pastebin was replaced with the bee movie script 4 threads ago
>Literally no one noticed

Proof /gbfg/ never reads the OP, pastebins or FAQs

Why is Io so shit? she ruined the whole episode.

that is nice user!

We have 3, actually.

Idiot.

Who the fuck actually reads the OP anyway?

Ahem, I will do my best!

1) She is a girl!
2) She is cute!
3) She likes dragons!
4) She is strong!
5) She is kind to everyone she meets, even if she comes off a little scary sometimes!

E849DDB8 giraffe

Some meming retard made some cancer thread 50 posts early then people made a proper thread which is this one.

Most gbf players are middle aged men. At least in moonland.

This is nothing. We had 3 posted within 30 seconds of eachother at some point yesterday.

One of these was posted 30 posts early and instead of migrating to it when we hit 750 we made a new one and went to this one because ???.

>2
Call me when it's four again

huh

>this thread
>proper
lol

Because no one likes your shitty cancer thread

Wait til bump limit like everyone else.

>it's real
Nigga wat

>Middle aged men playing mobages

Shouldnt they be working full time or something?

Yes. Many of whom will know or remember Wild Arms. This general has a far higher average age than the majority I've visited. I'm twenty fucking seven.

>proper

That was scary! I feel like I did something wrong. Someone please tell me what you're supposed to do in these raids!

Thanks for the blue crystals

>implying this isn't a casual game
>having anything better to do when you're only productive for 4 hours out of your 14 hour working day

I played a bit of wild arms on PS1 but the kid version of me dropped it for unknown reasons so I only recognize the name. Does that count?

Silva?

Thanks for the stuff.

If you lurk irc/discord you'll find out that the majority of players here are still in their teens or early 20s. It's disgusting.

Which is why they play mobage.

Thanks for the 200 crystals and blue crystal

Thank you very much for the 500 Crystals, Blue Crystal and Silver Cert.

FUCK YOU

Thank you for the 100 crystals, rainbow prism, blue sky crystal, and black dragon scale!

This entire post sounds like you're perfectly describing bratposter!

Thank you for the rainbow!

>Wild Arms.
Shame, I thought you were talking about Wild Guns at first.

Thanks for a whole lotta stuff I need!

I'm 33 and I played them all in order as they came out.

I think I like them all except the 4th one. It was just OK, but the art/drawing girl was cute.

Cock!

I don't think Bratposter comes off as scary at all!

Cuc!

Kukuru~

3 > 1 > 2 > 4 > Everything else is irrelevant because the series died at 4

>I will never roll kukuru
I'm going to do 30 rolls on the popularity poll rate up and if I don't get her I'm going to take the easy way out.

Thanks! I wasn't expecting that at all! I wonder if she's good!
I'm r-really sorry user! I really hope that you find her soon, and the wind tells me that you will even find her SSR version too when they finally give Mary and Lunalu their SSRs!

Good luck nerd

>33
Do your guild mates call you ossan or jiji?

>Not liking 5

IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN EVEN REMOTELY CONTROL OUR GIRL CUCO

>fixes your gun for free
>has a cool busty nee-chan and a cute busty imouto
>gives out free hugs
>disarms bombs like a boss
>carries Lyria when you couldn't
>transforms into anti-bully ranger
>gets to hear Silva's lullaby
>barrels
>dodges attacks
>DA rate up
>hits and breaks ougi damage limit
>zettai ryouiki
>stronger than juutenshuu
>cooler than the cool cat

She is gonna cuck everyone in the damn game and save Fire, shrugging it off while shooting the Windmemers, Waterfags, Lightkeks, Darkcucks and Dirtniggers back to the land below Fata Grande.

C U C O G I R L S
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PS: sub-175 shitters and EOPs need not apply to based Cuco

You should have died 3 years ago, around the time this game came out, you old fuck.

desu ossan is way cooler than jiji

when I hit that age I'm gonna make all the kids call me a ossan

NANJI

nanji!

Go away Juliet.

So what evil acts were you able to perform in GBF today, /gbfg/?

>People older than 30 years of age still playing this game

Pretzel, please jack me off

>switch to dirt at the start of this month
>already sixth sword from Yugu
Why is Yugu so the best?

what do you think the target audience is?

Shut the fuck up.

I posted the Lyria Drool sticker today instead of otsu after a Bahamut HL

I'm so evil.

Stop samefagging with a proxy, Juliet.

>haven't gotten a levi dagger since magnafest ended
Is this the end?

oldfags are the main playerbase of this gaem, most of them play in the train in their way to kill whales and shit

21 here, you'll catch up sooner than you think

I used a Full Elixir on Kuroko

I paid some yakuza to make sure brat dissapears, forever.

Thanks for coming.

We'll all make it to our spark goal. Pic related.

Please don't bully my girlfriend!

I saw a crewmate raid and didn't help

the only thing you'll sparx from roseta is menopause

Someone post Juliet's voice lines.

For science.

Agreed, but I liked WA5 for the girls and the music. Also that SRPG on PSP was.. interesting. At least the classes were fun? But 1 and 3 were the best for sure.

>dying and missing out on all the GBF autism

It just gets better as you get over 30 though.

Rosetta is a good girl(plant) and is singlehandedly carrying me through this event, and did the same for Platinum Sky.

>2d
>age

>Only 3 yugu swords left
>Not even a selfie since magnafes ended
She doesnt like me.

She literally willed playable Ranko into existence and will do the same for playable Olivia. The fact that this kind of power can be controlled by a single mere human is downright terrifying!

I joined a /gbfg/ Kirin and didn't hit it. And then I joined it with three more alts and did the same.

Paper will tint, bleach and crumble

Images will be resaved as .jpgs until low quality distorts the picture

>Cancers from the new millennium play this game and shitpost here
>People from the 90's play this game
>People from the 80's play this game

Now we just need some literal old men from the 70's and we're set.

>She literally willed playable Ranko into existence
I'm still mad about that.

That's tali.