/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

PooP 3.8 is out edition.

(Looted) thread: READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:

Gamescom Siege video:
youtube.com/watch?v=pv2qb66PbUg
youtube.com/watch?v=6rq-fEc1N0I

Interviews with Armagan at Gamescom '16:
youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcBAGtXvpk

Last blog:
taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/16

OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/WaB1BTBJ

M&B Wiki: mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki

NOOB GUIDE: imgur.com/a/FMAqV

M&B VERSION ARCHIVES
>ftp://ftp.taleworlds.com/

>user's mods and upstab guide:
pastebin.com/agwZu9Df
>/mbg/ Steamgroup
steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg

New user created stuff:
>Undead Calradia
moddb.com/mods/undead-calradia
>Gekonewer
mega.nz/#F!itxViDAT!PhBfJWsjATkdqN28V2kZ5g
>(Fixed) Dickplomacy 4.3.0.7b
mega.nz/#!mQQmBQ5a!tomenTON1qzCZ-kiVG9vlHz7LqoY1Hmwi-kQrq43Hhw
mega.nz/#!EgI1UCAT!WjL7bVtJPoNcaNJ7kuUEUGFWoBqM2Aq6K-VN51Swmck (options)

>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).

Other urls found in this thread:

forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,69810.0.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halberd#History
youtube.com/watch?v=iAH6bRfYJzM
pastebin.com/hE355sGG
youtube.com/watch?v=pyQ8KpQQbwA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

would you give this weapon upstab or upswing?

what if taleworlds pulls a bethesda and delays the release of any development kits for modding?

First for Rhodoks are kool

it's not a weapon
but upstab since it's a halberd

thanks for linking
>What I think I'm going to do is that I'm going to get rid of the Desert terrain type and use that for some shader magic, so that it looks like an ocean, so that travel into / out of the sea is relatively intuitive
confirmed that forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,69810.0.html is the go-to for water travel

it'll go great with all the stamina systems

>it's not a weapon
w-what

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

it's a ceremonial weapon, it's just for show
it's intentionally blunt too you can see on the edge
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halberd#History
>The 18th century halberd had, however, become simply a symbol of rank with no sharpened edge and insufficient strength to use as a weapon.
i know >wikipedia but it's true

nth for /mbg/ is rightful spic clay

ITT we write a desperate letter to Taleworlds one word at a time

I'll start:

DEAR

Upswing, giving cutting polearms upstab is an abomination.

ARMAGAN

PLEASE

just

DICK

...

FRANK

FOR

we should start speaking spanish desu

PROCREATION

only if you confirm you are using spaniard accents

MOUNT

AND

Ouch, hooked.

&

Besides Apocalypto are there any good spic movies?

BLYAT

Why are Lord quests so much better than town quests?

Lord quests:
>Go kill this singular faggot for 300d
>go collect taxes
>make friends with this guy
>rescue my dad from prison
>rob that caravan
>upgrade these free troops for me

Town quests:
>kill 50 bandits for 50d
>escort these cattle
>escort this caravan

DICK

ay ay ay mi user i spiko very bueno espanish

now i go to mount & dick the senioritas with mi bonerlord

t. Fernando Martínez

Caravans and cows are good in mods like 1257 AD where the map is big and there are few bandits.

BANNERLORD

lords are rich and just want you to get shit done, money isnt as big an issue to them

guild masters are literally happy merchant jews

NIGGERS

WICCAN

SWADIANS

SINCERELY,

Town quests:
>Go kill this singular faggot for 300d
A huge time waster, especially in mods that make towns and villages bigger
>go collect taxes
negative relations with town. Can kill multiple sea raiders for more money in the days it takes for tax collection
>make friends with this guy
???
>rescue my dad from prison
usually a suicide mission unless you are unaligned and have no warband
>rob that caravan
bandit filth
>upgrade these free troops for me
The only simple one due to usually having the elite troops on you anyways

Town quests:
>kill 50 bandits for 50d
Easy town relations
>escort these cattle
Easy town relations and high money in larger maps. Bandits don't target cattle and most mods have cattle follow the player
>escort this caravan
Slightly annoying but you are likely going to want to kill bandits anyways if you are doing random town quests

SAXONDRAGON

GINGER

AND

Is Invasion good? Is it fun?

GABBY

with the official™ /mbg/® invasion™® enhancement®™ mod™®™® it's the best warband experience you'll ever have!

PS

WE

WUZ

its alright, unique drops make it more interesting and its fun fighting waves of bandits/whatever faction off with companions and other people

COUP

UNCERTAIN

We're both rhodoks

Lord quests are easy money. Town/Village quests are mainly for improving local relations.

who here playing /bestmod/?
youtube.com/watch?v=iAH6bRfYJzM

BEANERS

STOLE

Complete Mount and Blade newfag here. What race is master race?

/mbg/

swadia of course
don't listen to the inevitable rhodok shitposters

Rhodok

SENOR

listen goyim, one million Swadian lives are not worth one Rhodok finger nail

Why does everybody like these two? And what are the main differences?

ERDOGAN

sarranid, they have the best mounted units and mounted units are good at everything especially sieging

Khergits.

Swadia is babby's first cavalry faceroll faction.
Rhodoks are babby's first infantry faceroll faction.

Swadia has meme cavalry
Rhodok has meme crossbows

here it is /mbg/

pastebin.com/hE355sGG

>Rhodoks are babby's first infantry faceroll faction
>Not Nords

Dear Armagan,

Please just dick Frank for procreation. Mount and Blyat: Dick Bannerlord Niggers Wiccan Swadians.

Sincerely,

Saxondragon, Ginger, and Gabby.

P.S.

We we wuz coup uncertain. Beaners stole /mbg/, Senor Erdogan.

SWADIA YES

Welp, it's 400 of my guys defending against 1300 siege enemies.

What do i do, /mbg/? Take the loss like a man, or use my scumming abilities to possibly pull out a victory?

regards,
/mbg/


seems reasonable enough
send it

Ebin.
Simply ebin.
Now make a forum thread to ascend to /mbg/ valhalla.

Modders figured out how to do magazines?

you mean like a quiver of arrows?

Whatever you are trying to hold isn't worth it. Be a responsible commander who doesn't want all of their men to be slaughtered or enslaved and live to fight another day.

You win the fucking siege pham. It's not even 5 to 1. baka desu senpai

>400 allies on siege defense
>considering anything other than absolute victory
Maim kill and burn user

is Warsword finally dead?

if you lads post it, pls link it here

I'm fucking banned

Most of them are mid-tier throwaway troops, since I recently got this castle and haven't had time to really organize between fiefs.
If i played it fairly, i'd probably lose but take a ton of them with me.

Eh, fuck it, i've done my fair share of scumming on this save file, what's a little bit more?

To be honest, i don't have nearly as much siege defense experience as i should, so i'm not sure what a good ratio is of defenders to attackers

t. randal

we still remember you

delet this

i'd make an account and post it but i'm scared that erdogan might trace my ip and have me killed

Erdogan isn't going to kill you for posting something. Don't worry, user. I can't hurt you.

>t. *rk

>I can't hurt you

actually
t. spic

Having never modded before, how hard would it be to make the empire troops in PooP not look like they were designed by a schizophrenic asshole?
I can't stand the mix of romans/crossbows/armored pikemen. I mean I dislike a lot of things about the mod, but those troops really trigger my autism.

changing around items? easy peasy

>modifying PooP
Better watch out for Saxondragon

If empire didn't all wear those ugly helmets they'd look okay

>tfw no Warcraft mod
youtube.com/watch?v=pyQ8KpQQbwA

If I were to do this I wouldn't want to distribute my shoddy work anyway.
I'd say Saxon can go fuck himself, but he fellates himself daily as it is.

>movieshit
kys

in which subforum should i post it

I thought they finished that shit. How's the current version?

don't jeopardize taleworld's attitude toward Veeky Forums

party pooper