He got killed by a Kakashifag who was being manipulated by a Madarafag.
Liam Harris
Dead game dead thread
Carter Perry
Out of the main characters in Boruto, who will grow to be dead inside?
Ian Sanchez
>10
Wyatt Stewart
vjump when
Isaac Sanders
How long until Road to Bort?
Nolan Smith
Feb 2nd apparently
Anthony Garcia
A-and what are the chances that it was all a rib and we will be getting playable characters other than Bort Salad and Snekman Jr.?
Levi Morgan
What am I looking at?
Kevin Reed
Salad
Elijah Perez
About 0%. I'm sorry, user.
Cameron Russell
I think the original rinfag has been gone for a while. Pretty sure that the people posting rin first have been doing it in his memory.
Samuel Watson
But the same OC is here too?
Adrian Wood
Something lewd enough to be deleted? I didn't see it.
Grayson Long
Salad
Kevin Morgan
I hope not. She's the only Uchiha who hasn't gone full edge, let her stay pure.
Blake Richardson
Probably still one of my favorite Salad pics. Just a combination of fetishes that hit all the right spots.
Easton Howard
Would thongs be viable underwear for ninjas?
Jaxson Hill
Keep in mind that these were all the new characters UNS4 got.
Nathan Torres
Is the Last Sasuke DLC? Or is it a pre-order-bonus?
Jaxon Scott
Well, there is also a new Naruto and Sasuke and Mecha Naruto.
James Rodriguez
If they're made out of the right material they're viable for many male athletes but apparently it's bad for females. >"Wearing a thong during exercise can bring E.coli living in the rear toward the front as you move, increasing your risk for urinary tract infection,"
So viable for men, probably bad for women. Gotta keep that vag clean.
Hunter Scott
Do they not clean their buttholes?
Mason Adams
Considering how Salad's sense of humor seems to be black as Amaterasu, and combined with the Uchiha over-intensity of emotions, she will probably evolve into a nicer Daria tbqh
Jaxson Anderson
Women are so damn gross
Lucas Wood
Even if your butthole is clean there are many species of bacteria that live in your digestive tract in order to help you be able to digest your food. The butthole is always filled with lots of bacteria. Men are more protected because their urethra is longer and a lot more separated from the butthole area.
Having female genitals ain't easy, but without them you wouldn't be here so show some respect.
Lincoln Mitchell
There are more bacteria inside your large intestine that your body more or less purposely 'keeps' around than there are humans in the world. Every time you move a little bit comes out through the time flux of air and just movements of flesh in general You'd need some sort of magical way of having a Gate of Sterilization at your anus to avoid it entirely
Parker Russell
No.
Samuel Miller
The human body in general is damn gross, son.
Angel Barnes
The digestive E. Coli isn't the dangerous kind anyway
Wyatt Bennett
It causes UTIs, dumbass. Just like any other bacteria in the bladder. The bladder is supposed to be sterile.
So I should blame them for my awful existence then
Alexander Scott
>Gate of Sterilization at your anus I dream of a world where one day we can all have such a thing. I hope science can achieve this.
Luke Cook
It'd be a terribly shit idea, no pun intended, for biological and ecological reasons. Lesson 1 of ecological sciences - don't fuck with anything, you'll break it and it'll be harder than trying to fix Archlinux without looking at the wiki
Elijah Wright
Yes, blame the fact that a biological organism was doing what biological organisms do and reproducing for your own existential misery.
Your existence is nothing more than the culmunation of eons of pointless self-replication of tiny genes that use your body as a puppet to perpetuate themselves for no other reason than that self-replicating molecules exist only to self-replicate.
But you can end this cycle of pointless existence if you choose to terminate yourself before your genes can replicate. You can end it, so just do it already.
Henry King
Fair enough. I hope one day we will learn not to play God.
Jordan Perez
I ain't reading all that
Landon Jones
I want to pat Salad's head and ruffle her hair.
Jacob Martin
Then enjoy your terrible existence and stop complaining.
Luis Nguyen
>not even 500 characters >tl;dr Is this how Americans approach the world?
Charles Ross
We are people of actions Usually stupid ones Come on nobody's being serious here, take it easy
Nathan Rivera
Don't we all
Joshua Roberts
>He claims to be an American I'm so sorry for this retard, everyone. I feel like I should apologize on his behalf.
Elijah Gutierrez
Man, that response isn't even grammatically correct. What are you trying to say?
Christopher Ross
At AMERICA, Grammer means nothing.
John Ramirez
Oh shit I just realized I replied to the wrong post I meant this one Sorry
David Hughes
Ah, okay now it makes a lot more sense.
Landon Turner
THanks for being understanding m8
William Powell
What on earth are you talking about
Jaxson Jackson
He's trying to pretend that Americans aren't 100% retarded when it is a scientific fact that they are.
Probably a bunch of homos, fujos, and like a handful of normals who are probably black
Henry Kelly
Has afrosenju ever posted here? Has eddie rath ever posted here?
Matthew James
>more responses than there are ips in the general so who's spamming votes for the homo team?
Nathan Peterson
Madara made me gay.
Brandon Hill
The bloomers really make this picture work
Asher Thompson
The middle column don't even have new movesets, and mecha nurudu is literally just a rehash from Revolutions
wewlad ccjew
Kevin Bell
Will Salad get jealous at Boruto for hogging the time away from her father, and her father for not spending time with her and leaving her to suffer Sak all alone?
Gabriel Peterson
No because Sakura can just fuck Naruto and become Boruto's new mom
Parker Gutierrez
Pinkshit had her chance. She lost it by being an insufferable cunt.
Zachary Allen
But what will happen to Hinata?
Joseph Johnson
considering YoI BDs sold like hot cakes (was 75k last time i checked), we are likely going to see that Mitsuki going to have homolust for Boruto
The fucker himself is son of Orochimaru and he may look innocent but he is going to dominate the shit out of the Boruto once he seduce him with his snek eyes
Either that or he is going to sacrifice himself for Boruto just like Sasuke did in Zabuza arc
in the end, Kishi and SP can't afford to lose fujobux after all the pandering that they did.
Charles Jenkins
>Once again criticizing Sakura for stuff other characters are guilty for.
Nolan Cook
Do fujos really contribute that much to sales? I thought the vast majority of SJ readers were 11 year old boys.
Austin Thompson
>Do fujos really contribute that much to sales? just ask /a/ how much units that Yuri on Ice sold. then multiply it with 65 dolaridoos >11 year old boys. that was true 12 years ago, now they are either waifufags or fujoshits
Cooper Robinson
>Yuri on Ice Don't mention that anime doomsday device in this general.
Colton Ward
I've never even heard of it but it sound pretty gay. Between homoshit and moe the anime industry is really going downhill.
Jaxon Green
Too late user Now that the genie is out of the bottle, there is no way that you can stop the incoming fujo wave other than wait for the to die out
Eli Ramirez
>9
Adrian Murphy
Many characters may individually be guilty of one thing, but only Sakura is guilty of ALL of them.
Fuck off, pinkshitfag.
Benjamin Cooper
It's been almost a year and you faggots are still bitching about her.
Grayson Wilson
It's been much longer than a year, and as long as someone watches or reads naruto people won't like her. I'm sorry but she'll never stop being a bad character, m8. But she still looks hot and I would hatefuck the shit out of her, so I can't blame you for waifuing her.
Gabriel Torres
Wait, Im confused. What are the standard powers of the MS? Is it Amateratsu, Tsumkoyomi, and Susano'o?
Isaac Hughes
The standard powers are anything Kishi feels like.
Jonathan Morris
Okay, but do all MS users have Amateratsu
Evan Turner
Obito didn't.
Henry Cooper
You're going down a real rabbit hole here. It's like said. The best place to find answers is probably forums where even bigger sperglords than us gather to discuss Naruto, as the wiki page for it is a clusterfuck, much like what it's attempting to describe.
No seriously, I am still amazed that you guys managed to set up an anime thread in Veeky Forums.
Mason Walker
Thanks So the Sharingan is like King Crimson; it just works? This is meant for that
Landon Allen
Mods probably see it as a containment general for autism. They're right, of course. It also probably cuts back on the amount of Naruto threads on /a/ which are probably a pain in their ass because of how they're nothing but "gateway anime of the worst kind" shitposts.
