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>the old Clover app didn't want to let me edition
Also, first for best minion

Ded...ded...ded, ded, dedski...

>Just killed my first T1 doomsayer.
>Half my dragon warrior deck is control cards.

Fucking pirate package man...

Our guy reyn/a/d should be playing any minute now

NeMeme a shit
Hajime a glorious

So, what do you think about Krosmaga?

>reynad
>our guy

ded geim

>salty about rng
>acts like a manchild
>never wins events
>hates reddit
>thinks shadowverse is the superior game
reynad is /hsg/ incarnate

New adventure + Reno 2.0 when?

Will we finally see new mechanics?


btw. Your date for the night.

Alright, so my Computer Science course started last week. Obviously the class is 80% male, but there was one particularly cute girl that I caught looking at me a few times during lecture. I consider myself a pretty average dude and haven't dated anyone since high school, but I worked up the courage to go talk to her. We had a really nice conversation on our way to the bus stop.

Fast forward to this week. I got to lecture early and took a seat. A few moments later she comes up and sits next to me (massive score). We talk for a little while and are having some nice discussion. She seems pretty interested in me and everything just seemed to be coming natural and going well.

Being a computer science class, it's pretty expected that most of the students play video games of some sort. At one point she asked me what games I play. I responded with, "For the last few years it's really just been League, StarCraft, and some Hearthstone."

She started giggling and glanced away.

I ask what she was laughing about with a little bit of a nervous laugh.

She responses with, and I shit you not,
"So do you like, dress up in dumb costumes and fight with strangers?"

.

.

I tried to explain that that wasn't the case at all and how the community reacted to those ads. It didn't matter though, it was all over. A few minutes later she saw one of her friends come in and went to go sit by her.

Blizzard. How could you do this? Is this what you want? Is this really how you want your products and playerbases to be perceived?

TL:DR: Some things hit harder than 4 mana 7/7s. I'm out guys :(

You just got plebbit'd

Is that supposed to make me a pedo nazi because of tits?

..got some bad news.

FeelsBadMan


>I actually "friendzoned" every girl that liked me (circa 5)
>can't work up the courage to even message the one girl I like

Only half of /hsg/ thinks SV is superior. The other half hates both hs and sv, but we come here to shitpost

>Ariana Grande
Not bad

Fuck, I forgot about NA vs CN again

>draft terrible arena deck
>almost no decent cards to choose
>no synergy
>no late game
>no fun cards
>3/1 so far

I know I should just play it out, but it's so fucking boring

>Priest Arena Time
>Mage plays that 2 attack dragon that doubles attack at the start of the turn.
>Let me change your mind!

Lol he should have played around a specific epic card.

>I know I should just play it out, but it's so fucking boring
Sounds like my life to be honest

ikr

i just realised

>scaled nightmare
>the attack scales up
>and it's a dragon so SCALES

i'm fucking dumb, only realised the second point now

Can someone tell me what the point of Weasel Tunnel is?

Memes

>Rivendare
>Feign Death
>Weasels
>Wild

Have fun with 5+ dead draws.

>enemy draws all of your Weasels
>plays them
>returns them all to you
>now you have dead draws
Yeah, the card is dumb.

I think it's meant to be a N'Zoth nerf

But if you play N'Zoth you won't run it, and if your opponent plays it you just don't play it and it won't get N'zothed.

play Cunnyverse

I like how Team 5 made weasel for that, but the card is bugged as hell

What about the fun stories user?

Imagine you and your opponent have exhausted your resources. Your hands are both empty because you're intensely answering each other's threats perfectly.

And then you draw a 1/1 that your opponent played in the first turn and ended up in your deck.

That's the point. You could do more with memes but the basic point is to make your opponent get a dead draw.

...at the expense of having a dead draw in your own deck. Which makes it fucking pointless.

I didn't say it was good I said that was the point of it.

Besides it's not as bad if you intentionally mulligan for it.

yeah excavated is much better disruption against aggro

>haven't played in weeks
>alright I guess I'll just get my quests done
>pirate warrior
>pirate shaman
>reno mage

It's just so boring and uninteresting.

play Shadowverse

anymore of this? shits funny

>Take Herald Volazj in arena as only pick
>I WANT ANSWERS!
>4/4 deathrattle +3/+3 minion
>Actually get value

Didn't expect that.

play Cunnyverse

>open this at 39/40
damn

IT'S TIME

Did Reynad already play? What did he bring?

he's NA final boss, he's about to play now

Reyn/a/d incoming, china gonna get BTFO

>4/2 arena
>Paladin opponent has

>2 muster for battle
>smugglers run
>bog creeper
>steward of darkshire for muster memes
>silvermoon portal
>blessing of +3 shield.

..and that was only half his deck. How the fuck do you lose 2 games?

everyone seems to go 0-2 these days no matter their deck then they get the wins

>every high rank opponent is a mage spamming removal
how do we fix arena?

we fix it by not playing it.
Last time I played arena was back in GvG.

>Play nzoth deck for memes
>Every fucking opponent is a mage or priest
>Yeah you take that Tyrion I didn't want it anyway...
>Baaa

Not a single meme this tourney feelsbadman

don't worry we will EleGiggle soon

>EleGiggle

we're LUL guys here

>2017
>still no twitch emojis on Veeky Forums
FeelsBadMan

youre supposed to pyromancer equality your own tyrion in those matchups

>LULing at Reynad

>12 mana 'combo'
>Tyrion has divine shield

?????

I fixed Rogue

Drops me to 8 on turn 4.
Okay.

I like how HS and all their clones could've so much of its problems fixed if you could block with any creature

20/20 Edwin? Gotta chump it
Leeroy PE PE? Block

Being alive by turn 4 this days is a luxury

flametongue just fucks priest

why aren't you playing mad alchemist to counter it? relying on singleton sw:p by turn 2-3 is dumb

DO NOT play Shadowverse. More importantly ABSOLUTELY DO NOT come to /svg/.

does kooky chemist outright kill flametongue?

Yup. Doomsayer, too.

>tfw too intelligent to play Hearthstone

>2 mana 15 attack (cold blood after playing)

Sounds balanced.

I don't know if it's worth to tech this card (1) into this deck desu

So is Shadowverse actually good? Shoud I give it a try?

Yep, go read the guides in /svg/'s OP

Shaman is a balanced class

hope you like aggro

the lady at the desk is cute.
just throwing that out there

Better than HS, but thats not saying much

If he plays HS he clearly love it

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No its OTK decks, aggro, """""Tempo""""" and instant win decks

>Complaining about Seraph
if you want to complain about something, it should be Daria.

seraph is balanced though

GLORY BE BITCH

>"""""Tempo"""""
I did complain about Daria

And Seraph Countdown is actually my favourite deck

freezecucks detected

I only have 1 card of her. If I get another one I'll be serious to craft a deck for it.

Is that card a meme or actually played in serious decks

Why is Leeroy + coldblood allowed?

It's a legit deck.

>card that wins a match is a meme
Care to explain your logic?

just play a taunt minion noob

NOODLE!!!

becum Legendary

>8 mana
>In 4 turns you win the match

Sounds OK.

:^) It's not like rogue doesn't have enough removal.

more like next turn. it's easy as fuck to reduce countdown by 1.

SAP MOTHERFUCKER

Why do Shadowverse posters come just to bump our ded tred?

Can you guys take crybabs back?

HS refuuges are shitting in the thread.

>oh no someone is posting non pedophile things for a change

its over, the noodle is ded

I honestly prefer the pedoposters. If I wanted to hear grown ass men complaining about a metashift for half a thread, I'd just come here.

jaraxxus or leeroy combo for renolock?
also is the 4/5 taunt good here or should i add more heal?

Because /hsg/ has a *decent* culture and us that have switched over want to retain that over there

Honestly I've been playing both for two weeks now, Shadowverse is in fact the superior game