How cringy is your car persona ?

>bad driving
>wreckless driving
>proud ex-bmw owner
>stereo is almost always set to deafening levels
>tail gating just to tilt other people
>the big scary highway that makes up for 90% of my ride to college also doubles as a race track
r8

>drive Saturn Ion

I short shift to save gas during my commutes and then redline that fucker on the weekends.
It's not bad at all.

would savagely brake-check with my shitbox/10

>proud ex-bmw owner

>tfw I like BMWs
>responsible driver
>not a rich douche
>use my turn signals

I want to buy a BMW, but I don't want the stigma that comes with driving one.

>Rotary
>cruise at 4k rpm In pedestrian shared zones
>backfire flames whenever I can
Typical I guess

haha jokes on you faggot i've got all the connections i need to get your shitbox impounded

you can still get a benz and look like a 60 year old retired man

it better be running nice and rich so it saturates the air with unburned fuel too

>internettoughguy.png

STOP POSTING THUMBNAILS YOU FUCKING RETARDS!

>It looks slightly similar to a much more expensive vehicle
Oh, the shame!

but it's true
some ass in a forte koupe was messing with me while i was cycling a couple of weeks ago and i managed to get him a fat ticket
don't heck with me kiddo

>Be me
>driving 4eyed Fox Mustang
>no tunes, just grooving on the sounds of the cammed 5.0

I just needed a commuter

>Be me
>Driving this, driver's window down blasting some nice Initial D remix Veeky Forums showed me
>Get revved at by random strangers
>"350?" "V8?" "LT1?"
>Rev back and then leave at a normal speed from the stoplight.

Did I do it right?

>Honda Accord
>Drive the speed limit
>Listen to talk radio at a moderate level.
>Sometimes I'll also be eating a pizza

>Drive a corolla
>yell RACE ME FGT at other corollas
>only person who did it was a teenage girl in an XRS
>didn't notice it was an XRS
>fug.
>blast japanese idol pop
>arrive five minutes early everywhere depending on radar detector activity level

I'm a huge faggot

>WRX
>vape
>fartcan
>enjoy some light hooning
I'm a flat brimmed hat and some monster energy stickers away from a rolling stereotype but what can you do.

>second-generation rotary driver (mom had an SA in '79, I've got an FD)
>have the original tape deck, radio antenna doesn't work and I live in a rural shithole so it's not worth fixing to listen to Trace Atkins 24/7
>so no music
>drive like normal in everyday traffic
>hoon the fuck out of it at night to remove carbon and have fun

>1990 500SL
>Blonde hair, tall, aviators
>Beastie Boys playing at tinnitus levels
>Top down on the highway
>230kph
>Tailgating people who go the speed limit and left lane drivers
>All the while I'm doing it in uniform omw to work

It's okay user. Embrace the asshole mentality that is Euro car ownership.

>More important than all other drivers
>Your schedule is higher priority
>Fuck them if they can't drive properly

If you do get BMW or MB just make sure it looks like a normal car and you don't chink out on it.

You are quite literally me.

Nigga are you retarded

>stock 06 civic
>drive speed limit
>blast war metal

>Drive an e39 540i wagon
>Have kicker sound system and 12in sub
>No mufflers
>Lowered
>BBS LMs
>Hancock Ventusv12 evo2
>Blacked out taillights
>Blast music with only sunroof
>classic rock and metal, eurobeat, trap and drill rap

On a scale of 1 - to faggot, where am I?

Jeep Wrangler
>never wave at other Jeeps
>never go offroading
>drive in the left lane always, no matter the speed
>listen to radio obnoxiously loud
>feel superior to every other driver on the road

I love my Jeep

Faggot cuz bmw

>save gas

You should stop being poor.

Don't reply to me.

>Blasting some grimes
No fucking idea what that means

Poorfag

I'm warning you

>350z
>Drive it like a normal person
>Listening to either dnb or 80s music

faggot girl that makes mediocre music

Get fucked, scrub.

>never wave at other Jeeps

Triggered

The fuck you gonna do

Oh that was a little mean man. Now Ill feel bad all day

About what?

Ahh ok, Youtubed it.
Pretty bad
Wish you never told me

Lol that's what I thought, poorfag

Epic troll, brah. Should I screenshot?

Screenshotted

>2017 Civic Sport hatch
>100% Christian motoring, unless he who is last is running late and really needs to be first right now
>occasional very light hooning when the road is totally clear (e.g., taking corners considerably faster than you would in traffic, but not too fast)
>generally listen to classic rock, baroque/romantic or light opera, and the occasional audiobook on longer drives
>usually try to keep the audio calming
pretty normal character, I guess

get a tape deck adapter and play shit from your phone

>feel superior
>utilitarian plastic FCA box

I will NEVER understand jeep drivers

You'll never understand perfection

>335i bolt ons +ethanol
>light tint other than that bone stock looking on the outside
>black+ perpetually clean because ocd
>superiority complex so high that i never acknowledge any other driver on the road unless its a car running low 12s or less than i may wanna see if got enough nuts to race

t faggot who parades in his 20k used jeep 4 door like hes on the rung of people who drive g wagens and range rovers

you have a budget offroader stop anytime please.

>w210
>expensive

Don`t make me laugh.

Nuclear war gods of war

>starlet
>big speakers in the back
>blasting meme music like vaporwave ironically and hardbass unironically

>grimes
Horrible.

>drive old 986 boxster
>blasting my a state of trance #650 mix
>UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS

i remind myself of that kinky german couple driving a porsche and blasting trance in Super Troopers.

except i'm alone ;(

Your feelings are hurt, why?

>blasting meme music like vaporwave ironically and hardbass unironically
>implying synthwave isn't good
What hardbass do you prefer? Random artists or something specific?

>Driving mid '90's Cadillac Deville with a V8
>Blaring SynthPop
>Wearing Wrap around sunglasses when driving in sunny conditions like pic related
Help.

>drive sn95 cobra
>blasting idol pop

Those are safety glasses.

>parents minivan
>cutting people off
>don't use blinker on highway ever
>listening to eurobeat

It's protection from all the pussy I would get obviously user :^)
But really, I just like them, and the pair I own is actually from the 80's. My father bought them and used to wear them all the time, it's my favorite thing i've gotten from him.

>drive crown vic
>listen to classic rock and old country
>always peel out leaving parking lots in summer because lsdlol
>get real close to peoples bumpers then overtake always
>one hand always hanging out the window and one on the wheel for look cool factor
>either have a toothpick in mouth or gum
>sunglasses

But where's your foot towel?

Kek im not him

sell your crown vic immediately

But I don't want cancer

fixed your wheels yet?

>1989 Mustang
>classic rock or whatever station comes in on my shitty radio
>drive slow as shit because I'm still learning manual
>from the noises you hear as I pull away, you wonder how long until the car completely falls to pieces

CAUSE IM ONLY A MAN, DO WHAT I CAN, WOAH-OH

>Sometimes I'll also be eating a pizza
absolutely disgusting

how are there still people like this in a post- "pass the controller bro" meme age? Wasn't everyone made aware of the cheeto finger question? You still want to be that guy?

>90 f-250 with dents on every panel and orange peeled paint
>rev at stop lights and peel off with 1 tire fire at every intersection
>blasting drum and bass that makes the ancient truck rattle like a box of screws

its got over 300k miles and i only drive it when i need to haul trash and shit to the dump

>Automatic so I only need one hand to drive
>Use other hand to drive
>Wipe hand off on a napkin before I touch anything
Maybe I get a little grease on the stereo. Not a big deal. Also I wouldn't do this if I cared about my car, but my car is just the car my dad decided should be my first car(even though I paid for it)

>91 Mustang
>SEB only
>Drive like a fucking bat out of hell because hilariously fun
>Heel toe every fucking corner I can
>Scare the shit out of black kids who think cars aren't going to hit them as they saunter across the road
>from the noises you hear as I pull away, you wonder how long until I need new tires

Step it up senpai

>drive Ferd Focus
>blast J-pop

aww yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=RXV4Veh7DI0

>napkin
smell your fingers after you use the napkin. its all still there.

you are the cheeto fingers kid. you cannot escape from this reality.

Also do you have an instagram or some shit? I need more fox body faggot friends.

>drive pic related, cozy but quite sad car
>blast shoegaze or dream pop
>drive speed limit to community college or wagekek job without incident

Corolla life

forgot pic

> drive 08 civic si coupe
> aftermarket exhaust
> paint going bad, fog lights broken
> stickers on every window
> fuck up half my shifts

>drive Hilux with huge LEDbar
>dress like standard norwegian country hick
>play heavy metal, power metal, folk music, Eurobeat and some other random one-offs
>never "speed", will do 87 in an 80-zone if the conditions are good
>always drive for the conditions
>always use indicators
>will always stop to help someone who is stuck or look like they need help (unless they have shit-tier eastern european plates)

I knew you faggots would never understand!

Weren't you behind me on the rv.25 last night?

You sound like a great guy

>1993 Nissan Navara
>front clip RIP
>legal american citizen

oops

>07 fort ranger v6 4.0 etc
>accelerate as hard as possible until speed limit, then let up
>give other drivers these stone-blank looks
>following distance always
I can't talk here about what I listen to while driving unfortunately, r8

you're swedish and i'm middle eastern so yeah that could have been me

nothing to fix :)
not like I have money to anyway

CA lies to you about cancer

>daily a 91 MR2
>pretty regularly get angry looks from mid 30s white guys in Suv
>can only assume they had fun car before kids
>they covet my 3k red sport car

OK:(

Good taste, user.

Kys. No one needs to put up with your shit. Fucking whiney little know it all bitch.

Same, but mine is white. Every Nissan Altima/Xterra/Rogue/Titan/whogivesafucktheyallsuck drive like they want to murder me.

>drive the speed limit
>based on how much the person is tailgating, I slow down under the speed limit just to enrage them mostly

>drive Hyundai
>drive responsibly
>take care of car
>loves men

how bad am I?